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    Alastor escaped the Feywilds with his life, but he can never return, not without risking his mother's safety. That was a long time ago. He can only hope she's still alive. Now he's stuck roaming the dark alleys of Inferno, doing his patron's bidding. His soul, passed from a metaphorical chain to a literal one when he left the Feywilds, and Alastor never had a chance.

    He craves freedom.

    Kyrin doesn't know who he is or where he comes from. All he knows is his name, and that the angry, sad little Eladrin he's been following is important. He made a pact with the man who had already sold his soul. Now, Kyrin supplies him power from the Shadowfell, and in exchange, Alastor is helping him dig up his past.

    The strange coin he carries is the key, Kyrin is certain.

    High in the city of Paradiso, a disgraced wizard spends his days teaching classes at Eden Academe of Magik, where hundreds of young casters flock every year in the hopes of one day becoming great. Lucifer has already committed his sins, and isn't looking to ruin his life further. A mysterious new cleric student is about to make that very, very hard to accomplish.

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    After weeks of Alastor inadvertently receiving Lucifer's sex dreams on his personal signal, Lucifer and Alastor have finally figured themselves out. Sort of.

    They're fucking, and with regularity at that. But Alastor wants... More. He's been expecting some kind of revelatory conversation, a declaration of feelings or something equally as sickening.

    But they haven't talked about it at all, and Alastor isn't going to humiliate himself by bringing it up first. So when Lucifer proposes an agreement, wherein Alastor gets to project fantasies onto his frequency whenever he wants for a week, Alastor sees an opportunity.

    If Lucifer wants to fuck him and forget about the rest, then he'll simply make himself impossible to forget. Revenge is a dish best served hot and wet, and maybe a little bloody?

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    8/8
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    Alastor is living comfortably as Lucifer Morningstar's husband and sub. He carries a great many of Lucifer's marks, from his wedding ring to the collar he wears like a trophy, but something's missing...

    He wants more than just external marks. He wants proof of Lucifer's domination inside and out. Lucifer takes the idea and runs with it.

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    5,359
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    Alastor has been tense, twitchy, and irritable all day. Lucifer knows because he watches him. Not in any weird way, no, he's just doing recon! Making sure that creepy fuck isn't planning anything nefarious.

    Point being, Alastor is acting weird, and Lucifer intends to find out why.

    Parties and masochists and voyeurism, oh my! Ignore those pesky feelings though, they're not important.

    Meanwhile, Lute is rediscovering some things, Vaggi's got more in common with her than she could have ever imagined, and Charlie is ever a giver of second, third, fourth chances.

    Finally, somewhere in Pentagram City, Angel is trying to give up.

    AKA an adventure in seeing how many ways I can interpret the phrase "mortification of the flesh"

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    11/?
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    59
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    6,655
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    Alastor, a powerful human mage, wants immortality for himself. So what does he do about it? Naturally, he goes and digs up an ancient vampire that's been imprisoned in a magically sealed coffin for the last century.

    Supposedly, the vampire can only be freed by the magic of a soul bond, but Alastor knows better. He doesn't believe in soulmates, but he knows he is powerful and clever enough to break the lock on this prison anyway.

    Funny how fate works.

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    AKA - vampire sex, they fuck in a coffin, Alastor fucked around and he is about to find out thoroughly.

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    Omegas are rarely able to leave permanent mating bites of their own. Alastor knows he can. Nobody else believes him, of course, but Alastor knows better.

    He is also a bit of an overachiever.

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    Hits:
    9,030
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    Alastor, six months pregnant with twins, has spent weeks unable to be around anybody anatomically male. It rankles the instincts, drives Alastor to agitation, the desire to protect himself and his spawn.

    Well, that's an easy enough fix. Lucifer just shapeshifts, moves some stuff around around and bam, no more dicks in the apple tower. Easy peasy.

    Today, Alastor wakes up monumentally horny, but... his instincts still rankle at the idea of a cock anywhere near him.

    Well, that presents a problem. If only there were an immediate and obvious solution.

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    Vox liked to touch. Alastor did not.

    Vox is out of the picture now, but a week spent in his unfortunate company brought back years worth of memories Alastor would rather forget.

    Lucifer is not Vox.

    Maybe... maybe Alastor doesn't hate touch as much as he thought he did.

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    AKA author is processing his trauma by projecting it onto a character he relates to

    Now with art !!

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
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    Alastor begins to have... thoughts. They seem to come out of nowhere, unprompted, and wildly out of character for him. Still, he can't deny how hot they make him feel. And sticky.

    When one has 1000cc of vivid, filthy sexual fantasy about their king delivered straight to the cranium, well... just what is a deer to do?

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    AKA; Lucifer doesn't realize he's accidentally tuning into Alastor's frequency when he has wet dreams about him. Neither does Alastor. It gets emotional, but also very sexy.

    Written and Published like 5 days pre-season 2.

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    2/2
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    19,876
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    Lucifer Morningstar: dirty, no-good punk. Tattooed and pierced, the kind of guy you'd never bring home to mom. Slowly losing his soul to the most mind numbing office job known to demonkind.

    The rusting gears of his ticking existence strike right twice a day. Once, when that asshole from work does his stupid assholey schtick in a way that makes Lucifer feel something for once. The second time when he does it again, and Lucifer wonders just how creative he can get with office supplies.

    Scissors have more than one use, after all...

    Oh well, murder will have to wait until after he sees what this new band on the scene is all about.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    453
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    69
    Hits:
    2,914
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    What do you get when you hire one assassin to kill another, and then hire that assassin to kill the first one?

    Gay sex.

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    Just the thought spears through Alastor’s nerves, painful and enticing all at once. Alastor has never been prey before; he has no idea just how much Lucifer knows about him, what details he has memorized for the sake of the hunt. He has a feeling that Lucifer has never been prey before either–and isn’t that a singularly alluring notion? To be simultaneously the hunter and the quarry… it makes Alastor’s mouth water, anticipation aching in his teeth.

     

    Day 8 of RadioApple A-Z 2024!

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    1,392
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    Alastor, Radio Demon, Overlord Killer, and Host of the Hazbin Hotel, has somehow sunken lower than he thought possible, even after weeks of stealing used underwear from the king of Hell. He finds himself under Lucifer's bed, listening in on something he absolutely should not be listening in on.

    Sequel to "God, What a Mess"

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Somewhere in the back of his mind, Alastor knows this is wrong. Pathetic. Dirty. Shameful.

    He can't help himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    516
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    60
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    4,790
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    Lucifer cums in Alastor's panties and pulls them up, then tells him to keep it like that if he wants any chance of cumming tonight.

    Alastor does not have feelings about it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    2,009
    Bookmarks:
    566
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    18,807
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    "Can’t you see, Husky? Short King’s been dosed with some kinda truth serum.”

    Husk looks alarmed.

    Lucifer feels alarmed, because that seems to be exactly what happened.

    ***

    Lucifer, against his better judgment, drinks a glass of something Niffty found. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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    Lucifer wakes up after a heated night of passion with the Radio Demon.

    He becomes witness to Alastor's extensive morning routine.

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    4,817
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    Alastor gets a taste of Lucifer's blood.

    He doesn't jerk off about it.

    Lucifer hears a broken prayer.

     

    The light of day brought with it a whole new set of issues. There had been no chance of sleep the night before. Not when Alastor’s mouth still tasted of Lucifer’s blood and his brain replayed every single moment of their encounter like a broken record. It lingered especially upon the memories of Lucifer’s strange expressions and the sensations of his hands on Alastor’s chest.

     

    It was the beginning of a nightmare.

     

    It was the first time his cock would strain in his pants as he thought of Lucifer.

     

    It was the first time Alastor would groan and keep his hands well above his waist, unwilling to touch himself regardless of how sorely he needed it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    38
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    1,024
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    201
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    8,879
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    Lucifer heals Alastor's angel-induced wound. In doing so he accidentally and without his knowledge burns a golden hand print into Alastor's skin. A brand.

    Alastor jerks off about it.

    It's not enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,282
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    1,307
    Bookmarks:
    219
    Hits:
    12,220
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    The crowd’s attention is drawn to them, as animals are ought to do when their reverie is interrupted by the host.

     

    “It has come to my attention that some of my guests tonight can’t see why I chose the lover I did!” Eijirou says, voice clear and booming, echoing off the walls.

     

    The animal goes silent.

     

    Katsuki trembles, silent as it watches with discerning gaze.

     

    “We can’t have that, now can we? No, no I don’t think so. I’ll have to prove it, then. Katsuki, my love…”

     

    His voice is small as he responds, “y-yes, Lord?”

     

    “Strip.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    922
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    13,083
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    // Includes problematic pairings, if you don't like it, nobody is making you read it, move on with your life

    Inko x everyone, because Inko deserves more love and also I'm horny for her and you should be too.

    In which Inko can't seem to stop fucking her son's classmates. She's not doing it on purpose, really!

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    English
    Words:
    5,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    28,860

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