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humans and their filthy friendship (it brings nothing but trouble) by oncewewerezombies
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Jun 2020
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A: "If I go watch you die by eating raw dough your human body is too weak to consume, will you stop talking?"
B: "No. But I'll let you eat chocolate chips from the bag."
A: "...Deal."Bookmarked by problemsloth
03 Oct 2022
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"Droog and Boxcars are the only ones in the Crew who actually care about what they're wearing
Slick would wear an off the rack suit if Droog wasn't in control of his wardrobe
Clubs doesn't think about how or why his suits are replaced
Or why his Hawaiian shirts always disappear
anyway for all Clubs knows, Hawaiian shirts have an expiry date and that's why he has to keep buying new ones"
- me, on Discord
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03 Oct 2022
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03 Oct 2022
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Calling your big bro on a Friday night can be a risky business.
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- Part 2 of a professional fornicator
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03 Oct 2022
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i heard that zahhak has an 8 pack (that he was shredded) by oncewewerezombies
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jan 2019
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Watching a nice ass saunter past at a sex club, Bro reconsiders his stance on fucking trolls.
You know. Maybe just the one troll.
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- Part 1 of a professional fornicator
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03 Oct 2022
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Dirk visits his denizen and makes a Choice.
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26 Sep 2022
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The Striders have a tiny and unconventional pack. When Bro goes into an unexpected heat while his alpha partner David is away, omega Dirk finds himself juggling Bro's wellbeing as well as young alpha Dave climbing the walls.
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18 Sep 2022
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Written for the prompt: "Dirk likes dying, and Caliborn finds the challenge of making it permanent too sweet to refuse. Things just get worse and worse, as Caliborn finds new and creative ways of killing Dirk. And, weirdly enough, this gives the Strider the strangest boner..."
uu: I WILL LET YOu CHOOSE.
TT: Choose what? Are you trying to turn this into another one of your asinine games?
uu: KILLING YOu IS ALREADY A GAME.
uu: SO THIS WILL BE A GAME WITHIN THE GAME.
TT: I can’t wait.
uu: I KNOW. THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
uu: ESPECIALLY FOR ME. WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SuRPRISE IS.Bookmarked by problemsloth
16 Sep 2022
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Put an Ao3 Fic in YOUR Fic! by lordvoldemortsskin (lordvoldemortsnipple)
Fandoms: No Fandom
01 Feb 2022
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Work skin to add Ao3 fic layouts, meta info and comments inside your very own fic! Inception, but make it about fics. Ficception.
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- Part 3 of Works Skins
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13 Sep 2022
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Dirk is a lonely, maladjusted fifteen-year-old living in his older brother's Hollywood mansion, with a clone of his brain in a pair of sunglasses to keep him company. For lack of anything better to do, he develops a massive crush on Dave, and proceeds accordingly.
Hal watches, and waits.- Language:
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12 Sep 2022
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Vriska and Dave are MADLY in love with one another, as people with similar issues but differences in coping or execution often are, but have you seen Bro? Tall. Pretty. No smile. Pecs that he can move individually. Come on.
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12 Sep 2022
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file under "fic that's so hilarious and well-written that it made me like something i never thought i'd be into"
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Slurry Side Effects: Think of it as a new option in the wide and exciting world of various allergies available to human beings. It's like spicy bananas.
Only it's nothing like that at all, given the variety and severity of certain side effects (and who's affected, and how they handle being affected).
But also it's kind of like that! You don't know what you're going to get.
- from the handbook entitled "How to Date Your New Troll Friend"
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11 Sep 2022
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He said it was either him or the—
“—puppet when we fuck,” Dave groans.
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moët et chandon in the pretty cabinet by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Aug 2022
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A newbie in the city is causing some trouble. He doesn't know the rules, and it's on Droog to teach him better before the boss decides to get involved.
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01 Sep 2022
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You straighten the wooden dummy on your shoulder again. “Can’t I come check up on my baby brother?”
“Not notably, no. Just completely non-suspicious hordes of birds spying on me everywhere. I thought you were joined at the hip with your creepy demon loanshark. Or the ankle. Or the dick.”
Jade smacks Dave's shoulder before reaching up to pet his hair efficiently back into order. “Be nice.”
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asukaskerian asked: Stray Dogs: Bro meets Slick? :DSeries
- Part 4 of Packstuck AU
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25 Aug 2022
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Two girls unaccustomed to unprophetic dreams struggle to sleep in the universe they created.
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23 Aug 2022
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GIVE ME A HAND (NOT LIKE THAT YOu DEGENERATE) by LPSunnyBunny for Grenoelle
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Mar 2021
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Caliborn solicits Dirk for help with his mating cycle.
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22 Aug 2022
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TT: You're always all over the timeline and somehow expect people to know what you're talking about.
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21 Aug 2022
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don't know why (he's just my type) by oncewewerezombies for HorseSteppin
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Aug 2018
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You like it weird.
He's pretty fucking weird. All in all, it's a pretty self evident match.
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17 Aug 2022
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Florence Nightingale, But Way Sexier, and With More Snakes by Dragoneisha for Grubbutts
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Aug 2018
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Dave tracks an injured animal and grievously misidentifies it. Several times. He's pretty sure it forgives him.
Alternate title: "Dave Strider Talks His Way Out Of Almost Every Difficult Situation"
Also: "Dave Strider Shuts His Mouth, Exactly Once"
Also Also: "How To Talk A Monster Out Of Eating You, And Other Events"- Language:
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11 Aug 2022