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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
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cry me a river, bitch by mentallypapaya
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Sep 2025
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Bakugou can cry on demand. He's also a little shit who can and will use it to his advantage.
i hate this series and everyone that makes me continue it.
(🖕so you all shut the fuck up, you can check my tumblr pinned for the current series status, link in my profile bio)
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Bookmarked by pseudobitch
30 May 2025
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miraculousemily's BakuDeku oneshots by miraculousemily47
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Feb 2024
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Who the fuck are you?! by miraculousemily47
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Apr 2021
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Aizawa decides to test Class 2-A without their knowledge. He ropes Midoriya into it, but unfortunately for them, Bakugou knows his nerd too well to be fooled.
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- Part 7 of miraculousemily's BakuDeku oneshots
- Part 1 of who the f*ck are you?! universe
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"Average Person Gets Kidnapped 3 Times A Year" Factoid Actually Just Statistical Error by ohshiddlesticks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2022
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"Midoriya Izuku just sort of assumed that everyone else got kidnapped at least once a year, and his once-or-twice-a-month ordeals were just a little bit more than normal."
Bakugou gets kidnapped, and Izuku is surprised that nobody else knows what to do. It's a normal childhood occurrence, right?
Translation in Russian by Mortirti!Series
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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"Oh, honey, you won't be sorry," is what Rory's mom said to her last Friday in regards to going to Chilton. Rory is actually starting to feel quite sorry. | In which Jess attends Chilton with Rory in season one.
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You'll Be Dancing Once Again (And the Pain Will End) by fangirlandtheories
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Jun 2022
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Steve always seemed so unaffected, which led to some brutal honesty, Sometimes he just wished it could be a bit less brutal. Then again, he was the meanest to himself.
Or: 5 Times someone accidently put Steve down + 1 time someone picked him up.
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- English
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- 12,871
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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Bookmarked by pseudobitch
27 May 2025
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i just love the trope of guy hides insecurities and pushes everyone away
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“When I meet my Soulmate, I hope she’s smarter than you,” Iwaizumi says.
They’re thirteen, and Oikawa doesn’t think that believing in aliens makes him stupid at all, but he’s less bothered by the insult and more that Iwaizumi says “she”.
“Your Soulmate’s a girl?” Oikawa asks hesitantly.
“Well, my Mark came in yesterday, and it’s a girl’s name, so…”
“Oh."***
Oikawa's Soulmark says Hajime, but Iwaizumi's doesn't say Tooru.
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and the dundie for most medical emergencies on company time goes to... by petersnotkingyet
Fandom: The Office (US)
13 Mar 2016
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Welcome To The Cult of....Wiggly? by Rine3195
Fandoms: Black Friday - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, StarKid Productions RPF
29 Nov 2020
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These writings are derived from audio recordings of various interviews conducted with the citizens of Hatchetfield, Michagan by John McNamara. They attempt to chronicle a first hand account of the Wiggly Doll cult. The information from these interviews is, of course, subjective. However, we hope that enough people were interviewed to provide a clear picture of the situation.
-Doctor Xander Lee-McNamara
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Reki's Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend by JustGettingBy
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
10 Mar 2021
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In university, Reki's new friends just want the best for him. If only he'd drop the whole 'I have a boyfriend, he's just in Canada' thing.
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The five times Reki's classmates thought that he was lying and the one time they realized he wasn't.
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blackbird singing in the dead of night by britishparty
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics)
09 Dec 2022
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An AU where Tim was imprisoned by Black Mask for most of his adolescence, trained to be his successor. His reintroduction to Gotham - and to Gotham's vigilantes - could go a little smoother. At least enough of his morality sticks around that he can probably consider himself safe from being a supervillain.
Though he isn't quite sure he qualifies for "superhero," either.
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Bookmarked by pseudobitch
30 Apr 2024
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this series is so amazing i love the dynamics between the characters
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Listen. Karl wasn’t suicidal. He wasn’t.
It was just – he’d been so sure that this was a Tale. This Quackity was… different. He had cold eyes and an even colder smile, and was the complete opposite of the warm and laughing fiancé Karl knew. Where his Quackity would’ve greeted him with a hug, this Quackity offered nothing but aloof detachment. Hell, Karl had never even heard of Las Nevadas.
Even so, he hadn’t been able to stand the thought of someone who looked so similar to his Quackity eventually killing him. So, he’d decided to speed up the process a little, and the second ‘Quackity’ turned his back, he tried to throw himself off the top of the Needle.
(He was just going home – to his fiancés.)
He hadn’t expected to be dragged back over the railing and far away from the edge with an endless litany of curses. And it was his Quackity, wide-eyed and terrified, hands desperately clutching at his jumper. “Karl, what the fuck?!”
“Oh,” Karl breathed. A quiet realisation. “Hey Big Q.”
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- Part 8 of Fay's DSMP fics
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Reverse Robins AU.
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Bookmarked by pseudobitch
13 Mar 2024
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i love this one sm this one is the one that made me like tim mistaking damian for ra's
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Yesterday Upon The Stair by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2019
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Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.
But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.
Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.
(This story now has a TV Tropes page!)
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- Part 1 of Deku Sees Dead People
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- English
- Words:
- 424,070
- Chapters:
- 60/60
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Bookmarked by pseudobitch
26 Feb 2024
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i cannot believe i didnt have this bookmarked before! one of my all-time favorites for sure
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For The Want Of A Nail by Clouds (myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown), myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Oct 2025
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For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
For want of a horse the rider was lost.
For want of a rider the message was lost.
For want of a message the battle was lost.
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.
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