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No Single Riders by tvheit
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Oct 2018
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Stark sits on the table in front of Steve and squints into his face. “So why the hell are you here?”
“Uh,” Steve says eloquently, “I’m applying for a job?”
“Bullshit.” Stark says.
Steve wakes up from a 90 year nap, bargains his supersoldier body with S.H.I.E.L.D’s scientists for a civilian identity, ends up working at a water park run by Howard Stark’s son, eats entirely too much Spam, changes his last name, meets some gods (fanny pack unfortunately included), watches a bird show, gets involuntarily shot up with ketamine, finds out who Beyonce is, ends up in hospital, lifeguards several small children, breaks up cat fights, is ambushed in a grocery store, uses his shield as a gong (?), enters a final boss fight, and gets married. Not necessarily in that order.
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- English
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- 30,991
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by psychokitty
06 Oct 2018
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AKA Bucky the Vampire Slayer
Captain America squinted against the sun, raising his arm to shield his eyes. He looked uncomfortable and angry as the camera zoomed in on his face. "I don't have anything further to say," he snapped at the reporter.
Bucky's feet fell off his coffee table in shock. "Holy shit," he said to the room at large. "Captain America is a vampire."
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- Part 1 of Slayer Bucky
- Language:
- English
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- 16,151
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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10 Feb 2018
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“I came out to Peggy last night. We were playing a game where everyone made up one resolution and then put them in a hat. I got ‘find a boyfriend’.”
“You came out to me this morning,” Bucky observed, squinting at him. “I think. Jesus, I’m pretty sure I drank that whole bottle of vodka myself. Since when have you wanted to find a boyfriend?”
(Also known as millennials spending a year trying to find love and falling on a lot of dicks instead)
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- English
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- 3,771
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- 1/1
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- 108
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- 3,380
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- 415
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09 Feb 2018
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Short Circuit by Chiyume
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
22 Jul 2017
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The moment Steve’s fingers wrap around the metal, Bucky lets out a gasp as if he’s just been punched in the gut, and drops back down onto one knee with a sway that threatens to make him topple over. However, when Steve moves to help, Bucky flinches, shaking Steve’s hand off with a startled yelp.
“Don’t touch me!” he growls.Something is obviously wrong with Bucky's arm, but he still refuses to let anyone look at it. Steve suspects foul play, and goes to confront his friend about it. Only, when he finally finds Bucky, the truth turns out to be much, much worse than Steve ever suspected.
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- English
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- 20,197
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- 1/1
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- 126
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30 Jan 2018
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“Sorry,” said Steve as he ambled back into the den, thankfully wearing more than boxer briefs. “That was Fury.” He tossed the phone onto the sofa then dropped down next to it. “You’re not going to believe this one.”
“Really? Because I think I might. Let’s review my reality for the past six months: a vortex to nowhere that Hank Pym tore open over mainland China, twelve foot tall spiders with maws the size of Volkswagens in Atlanta, a hoard of flying Hydra drones in Chicago, and an enormous weasel that tried to mate with the Space Needle,” replied Bucky, ticking them off on his fingers. “Unless Stark has somehow opened a portal to hell, nothing will surprise me.”
Steve cocked an eyebrow. “Are you sure about that?”
“After the dry-humping weasel, yeah. Pretty sure.” That image, unfortunately, was permanently seared into Bucky’s brain.
“Zombies.”
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- English
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Bookmarked by psychokitty
28 Jan 2018
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Two boys are caught "getting fresh" in the Captain America exhibit, and Steve has to make a statement to the press. He doesn't quite stick to Pepper's script.
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- Part 1 of Media Matters
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- English
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- 3,190
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- 1/1
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- 301
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- 95,633
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28 Jan 2018
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Deep as a secret nobody knows by This Girl Is (non_sequential) for beardsley
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Jan 2013
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To be fair, Steve is moderately drunk the first time. Not smashed, but drunk enough to make Tony and Clint’s ideas sound brilliant and hilarious.
Or: “the story where steve gets dared to call a phone sex line and of course bucky is on the other end. and then feelings happen.”
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- English
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- 4,286
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- 1/1
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- 225
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- 11,618
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Bookmarked by psychokitty
28 Jan 2018
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Breaking the Ice by Dira Sudis (dsudis) for purelyironic
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jun 2015
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It always hurt like this when he came out of the ice. Freezing to death was peaceful at the end, but waking up was fire and pain and this horrible helpless shaking every time. This was the first time he'd had someone to hold on to, though.
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- 162
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28 Jan 2018
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how bucky barnes won his second pulitzer by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
20 Dec 2017
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It isn’t like him and Steve go out frequently. Sometimes he’ll stop by Bucky’s apartment and they’ll binge watch tv shows, or Steve will tell him stories from ‘back in the day’. They’ve only gone out in public two or three times and it was merely quick runs to get coffee, or more popcorn.
So Bucky really doesn’t understand where this Hydra asshole is coming from when he says: “The reason we took you is because we know the Captain will come running right into our trap.”
(aka: bucky is an award winning journalist who really doesn't appreciate being used as bait for a beefed up, spandex-clad super soldier.)
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- English
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- 11,622
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- 2/2
- Comments:
- 120
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- 2,050
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27 Jan 2018
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Always Back To You by flyingsolo_flyingfree for seoulreapers
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
02 Nov 2015
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Steve would've spent his entire life looking for the Winter Soldier, looking for Bucky, but it turns out he doesn't have to.
Bookmarked by psychokitty
23 Jan 2018
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Steve called him Bucky, and the Winter Soldier was trying to shoulder into that name like a badly-fitting jacket.
Or, the one where the Winter Soldier pulls Steve from the Potomac and sticks around this time.
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- Part 2 of Identity Porn
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- English
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- 22,185
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 384
- Kudos:
- 2,666
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- 604
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- 35,065
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19 Jan 2018
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Sticky Fingers by Chiyume
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Mar 2017
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Steve rings the bell to the dingy apartment, and takes a step back, waiting for a response.
He is still more than a little bit annoyed over the fact that he has to be here. Of course, he had not been naive enough to assume that his first week on the force would be a walk in the general park, but come on… He had at least hoped that he would have a chance to get out there and make a difference; to serve and protect and all that. Instead, here he is, in some run-down, seedy part of town, tracking down a common pickpocket.In which Steve tries to do his job as a police officer, but ends up biting off a little more than he can chew. After all, the police academy never taught him what to do when the suspect ends up handcuffing the cop, instead of the other way around...
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- English
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- 16,665
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- 1/1
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- 624
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- 28,224
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30 Oct 2017
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You Had Me at the First Scoop by Sproings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
08 Aug 2016
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23 Oct 2017
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Like a Thrift Store Jacket, Still Good But Used by triedunture for torimiko
Fandoms: Supernatural
06 Apr 2012
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A gift for nicole_sill who requested this: Dean is a natural bottom, loves to take it up the ass like no one's business. Problem is, he's hung like a horse, or at least big enough he pings every guy's secret size kink. So, Dean ends up topping even though that's not what he wants. Enter Castiel.
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- 5,656
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- 1/1
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- 156
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19 Oct 2017
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Pro-Tip: don’t accidentally sext with your competitive dickface BFF
Bucky: whoops wrong convo. Clearly.
Steve: Clearly.
Bucky could practically hear the dry tone of Steve’s voice.
Steve: Go on.- Language:
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02 Sep 2017
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Plot Twist by girlishhh
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies)
27 Oct 2016
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The thing is, Steve is not homophobic. When Bucky came out he was happy for him and nothing was weird between them. When Bucky went on dates, Steve helped him get ready and poured him a shot before he left to calm his nerves. He’s not homophobic, but he wonders if the uncomfortable feeling in his chest is.
(or the 'Straight guy worries he's being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he's fallen in love with him' au.)
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26 Aug 2017
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between everything, yourself, and home by napricot
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 May 2017
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“This is your home?” asks Bucky at one point.
“It’s where I’m living now, yeah.”
Bucky comes home. Steve's a little slower on the uptake.
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- English
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- 24,396
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- 1/1
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- 438
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- 6,164
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- 74,556
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25 Aug 2017
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at last (life is like a song) by obsessivereader
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Feb 2017
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What do you do when you’re a hundred years old and suddenly realise you want to bone your best friend? If you’re Bucky Barnes, you swear a lot and spend way too much time in denial. Good thing for Bucky his best friend’s never one to avoid a problem when he can run headlong at it.
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17 Aug 2017
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Steve's plans for the weekend include going for a hike and getting snowed in. They don't include being stuck with an asshole and a wolf. Life's just full of surprises.
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- Part 9 of Stucky AUs
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29 Jul 2017
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Brooklyn Baby by sprinkle_of_cinnamon
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
16 Jul 2017
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In which Bucky is just trying to live life and enjoy his unofficial official table at the obnoxiously hipster coffee shop, but some guy named Steve stole his spot.
Or, the time that Bucky unintentionally befriended the Avengers and had no idea.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,725
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 332
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- 7,532
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- 2,690
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- 90,286
Bookmarked by psychokitty
23 Jul 2017