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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    AU where Hermes is in Athena's place when she talks to Zeus in God Games...That's it.

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    21 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Epic: the Musical from the perspective of a fan-favorite; the messenger god himself

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    12/?
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    20 Jun 2025

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    Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.

    No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.

    It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.

    or,

    Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.

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    2/2
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    04 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    When the Junior Quartet feels as if they're all forgetting something, they desperately try to remember what it is exactly. This leads to new discoveries, old memories, past hurts. But they're going to get through this together, even as an old enemy begins to cause trouble once again.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    14
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    128
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    05 Nov 2023

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    When Sizhui, Jingyi, and Zizhen are captured with Jin Ling at the Guanyin Temple, they're sure that Hanguang Jun and Wei Wuxian will fix everything - until Su She stabs Lan Wangji through the stomach, and everything falls apart around them. In a last, frantic attempt to undo the damage Jin Guangyao has done, Wei Wuxian activates a deadly array to send the four juniors back in time, sending them to the morning of Jin Ling's one-month celebration. With the fate of everyone and everything they love in their hands, Sizhui, Jin Ling, Zizhen and Jingyi race to prevent the ambush at Qiongqi Pass and the subsequent fallout, but Jin Guangyao has returned from the future as well, and he has no intention of letting what he wants fall through his hands a second time.

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    29 Jul 2023

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    22 Jul 2023

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    22 Jul 2023

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    Feng Xin would like to think that he has become accustomed to the variety of strange (and often unfortunate) events that surround Xie Lian. He has become accustomed to the flights of fancy, and the trash collecting, and the occasional ill-fated culinary quest. He has even, as of late, become accustomed to His Highness’ cripplingly poor choice in spouse.

    Despite all of Feng Xin’s practice in these unfortunates, however, he is not prepared for this.

    “Who are you?” Xie Lian stares up at him from a puddle of oversized white robes, his eyes wide. He is several sizes too small, and several shades too oblivious. “And, um. Where are we?”

    Beside him, Mu Qing sighs very very very deeply and pinches the bridge of his nose.

    When a curse turns Xie Lian into a child again, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Hua Cheng have to work together to keep him safe. Needless to say, this is a trying task for all of them.

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    6/6
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    21 Apr 2023

  9. Public Bookmark 90

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    He held the mug with both hands as he brought it closer, tipping it to drink from it and—

    He immediately spit it out.

    “Bleh!” He stuck his tongue out at the drink like it had offended him personally. Which it just had.

    It was very, very bitter.

    And did not taste like hot chocolate. At all.

    Now he was very tempted to call over the new hire to demand a different one, yet… He really needed an energy boost right now. Like, right, right now.

    And if it looked similar enough to hot chocolate, it’d probably give him the same amount of energy that a hot chocolate sugar rush gave him, right? Maybe? Possibly?

    Well, whatever this mystery drink was, he hopes it gives him enough energy to at least make it through the next hour. By then, he could hopefully get someone’s attention to get him some actual hot chocolate.

    Just an hour. Enough energy to last him an hour. He’s sure that could happen.

     

    Or: a new hire accidentally mixes up drink orders when they are in a rush, which results in Ranpo getting access to coffee/caffeine. Oh dear…

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    24 Oct 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 29

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    No matter how much they try to deny it, no matter how much they pretend otherwise, the times when they fight together are the times they feel most alive.

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    30 Sep 2022

  11. Public Bookmark 23

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    “You must really hate your soulmate.” Dazai kicked at the slimy pile of skin in the corner. It would need a wash if someone was expected to wear it. “You met them?”

    “Fuck no. Thank god for that,” Chuuya muttered, grabbing the skin and throwing it over his shoulder. “Their ability is a pain in the ass and so are they, if I had to bet.”

    “Oh~! They have an ability? What is it? I wouldn’t know if my soulmate has an ability since mine –”

    “Cancels other abilities out,” they both finished.

    [Soulmate AU where you're born with your soulmate's skin.]

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    19 Sep 2022

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    Dazai wakes up at a desk at the Port Mafia headquarters. Chuuya wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment. It doesn't take long to figure out what happened.

    But why are they stuck in each other's bodies? And how the hell do they fix it!?

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    Chapters:
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    18 Sep 2022

  13. Public Bookmark 31

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    an impostor can only pretend for so long.

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    in which kaeya chose the right one.

     

    [lowercase intended]

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    09 Dec 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 53

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    Kaeya reached his hand out to run his fingers through Albedo’s hair. His hand must have been still cold, or Albedo just really liked getting headpats, because Albedo relaxed into his touch, sighing.

    “Are you cold, or are you hot?” Kaeya asked. “Do you want another blanket?”

    “...you wish you were as hot as me.”

    It startled Kaeya a little bit to raise a laugh out of him.

    “If you’re cracking jokes like this, you must be feeling at least a little better,” Kaeya replied, ruffling Albedo’s hair. “But if you think you’re hotter than me, you truly are fever-struck.”

    Albedo let out a shaky chuckle that descended into a short fit of coughing, making Kaeya frown a little.

    _________

     

    Albedo grew ill from frequent trips to and from Dragonspine, and Kaeya takes it upon himself to take care of the blonde alchemist.

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    1/1
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    10
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    09 Dec 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 25

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    What if Kazuha's blade wasn't strong enough to withstand the second strike dealt to him by the Raiden Shogun?

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    21 Oct 2021

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    Just like Albedo, Kaeya is an older brother single-handedly raising his younger sibling. However, Albedo has never found any reason to actually connect with Kaeya.

    Of course, this gets thrown out the window as soon as Klee and Diluc decide to befriend each other.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    19 Jun 2021

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    Unfortunately for Diluc, it seems Kaeya has decided to fall for the world’s most oblivious man. Somehow, it’s up to him and Venti to give this idiot advice to get with that idiot.

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    5/5
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    18 Jun 2021

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    06 Jun 2021

  19. Public Bookmark 54

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    Soon after his return from the expedition to Dragonspine, Albedo's alchemical powers begin to alter beyond his control. As he turns his analytical eye inwards to determine the nature and source of this disturbance, he is led to dwell on his past - and the future his master intended for him.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
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    20 May 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 52

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    In the land of Teyvat, the intermediaries between humans and Archons are called the Children of the Sky. Since humanity can remember, they have fallen as meteors to serve as guides, judges and spiritual advisors to the people of Teyvat. To some they are demigods, and others, helpful allies. To Kaeya, they were never much of anything - until a lonely fallen star catches his eye at the festival of new birth. Kaeya sets out to meet this wayward spirit in the flesh, even if it means provoking the heavens. After all, nothing worthwhile in life is ever easy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
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    242
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    52
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    2,414

    18 May 2021

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