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    Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?

    He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.

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    When Charlie sets up an early morning meeting to discuss the battle, things quickly get derailed. One moment she is trying to defuse an argument between Alastor and Angel Dust, the next she is staring at her four, (now very human) friends. Emotions, bonding, hijinks, chaos and rubber ducks ensue.

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    “Nothing!” Alastor waves his hand dismissively. “Your pancakes are fine. In fact, they look delicious, and I’d eat them if I liked sweet things.”

    “Then what the fuck is the problem?”

    Alastors spins around, grinning. He looks pleased that Lucifer had asked that, and Lucifer suddenly regrets ever acknowledging this bastard’s presence. “They’re yours.”

    Lucifer makes pancakes and Alastor keeps making jabs at him about his wife missing. They definitely get along!

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    Now, Alastor expected the arguments and disputes that they got into — revelled in them even, the favourite parts of his day were seeing the king's poise crumble like a poorly stacked house of cards.

    What he didn't foresee was the sultry glances and flirty drawls directed at him sporadically, catching him so off guard he'd make a radio scratch. Someone help him understand what the hell is going on.

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    Lucifer can't help but like the chatty overlord that can match him in witty banter, so much that he decides to make a move.
    Alternatively; Alastor malfuctions when the king of hell suddenly starts flirting with him.

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    14 Feb 2024

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    [“Cause radio is fucking dead!”

    It was the last thing he heard as Adam snarled in a mocking replica of a smile, before a white blast barreled towards him, blinding him as he held his staff out protectively in front of him. He could feel the blast push him backwards, his limited abilities barely holding up against the raw, unrefined magic of an archangel. Worse so, his ever so sensitive ears picked up on a sharp snapping noise.]

    Or also known as I do terrible things to my favorite demon.

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