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The body switching doesn't stop.
optional sequel to though our paths diverge (I travel with you)
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21 Apr 2025
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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25 Jan 2025
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The Squire's Wife by CopperBeech
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2023
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07 Dec 2024
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The Garden of Delights by ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2025
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Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")
Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...
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23 Jun 2024
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The late summer sun is high over the base today, hot and intense. Kris tilts his face up and closes his eyes, pretending the hunters got fresh meat today, and that there are rain clouds on the horizon that'll sift cool, clear water down on all their sweaty heads. Everybody has their happy place these days, but Kris tries to make his attainable. There's no point in wishing the last five years never happened, because they did.
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- Part 1 of Future Legend
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15 May 2024