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you could never swing that dagger by bodysharing (salvainterra), westerngenre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
21 Sep 2021
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The acolyte was supposed to be proving themself, taking on the hero alone in unknown territory to show that they were competent and deserving of being a Yiga Clan assassin. Things had gone terribly wrong, terribly fast. Now, stranded halfway across an unfamiliar land with no magic and fewer allies, they’re forced to tail the legendary hero they were supposed to be killing to try and find their way home. They don’t expect to find that maybe everything they’d been taught was wrong. They definitely don’t expect to find that the hero might not be the worst after all.
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AKA Link runs into a murdercult kid, and unwittingly adopts them much like one might take in a feral cat. Things go increasingly downhill from there.
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- Part 1 of YCNSTD
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John lost his ability to speak after his vocal chords were damaged due to a childhood illness. He's been picked on and bullied in school, but he has a lot of good friends who protect him.
Dave is the new kid, an ironic jock, and a cool mystery. He's intrigued by the quiet kid and it isn't long before he develops a crush. Even though John's friends make it difficult for Dave to get close to him, but the cool kid is determined.
This is the story of two boys who stumble through the awkwardness of young love and a communication barrier. Meanwhile a rejected friend and a stubborn brother meet and struggle to understand their own feelings.
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Sight Comes to Mind by lovebargain (coyotes), psychedelia
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Mar 2021
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The Archivist tries to play his own hand and remove himself from the Beholder's sight; Jonathan Sims wakes up on his first day as Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.
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- English
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- 805,450
- Chapters:
- 101/?
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- 1
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- 344
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Bookmarked by smooni
17 May 2022
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CRINGE SEX WITH MY FAIL ASSISTANT!!! (ch19). very good writing and intriguing ideas!
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Martin had always been favored by the summer courts, and moving up north to the little village of Lacuna is a difficult adjustment. It's rainy and lonely and everyone seems to have a strange, distant relationship with the local faerie court.
However: there is a strange man in a cloak who walks past Martin's remote little cottage every few days.
However: there is a moth that keeps getting stuck in Martin's house during the rain.
These events are not as disconnected as they first appear.
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- English
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- 38,269
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3
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- 1,227
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- 5,696
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Bookmarked by smooni
19 Feb 2022
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mothjon faejon we love a jon
and he shops at jmart :) -
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
- Language:
- English
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- 81,389
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 537
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Bookmarked by smooni
08 Nov 2021
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i love this fic! a long-form game of gay chicken that isn't actually a game at all really. dave is Not A Homosexual!!!! and john could honestly care less about the whole label thing. well-written, and a lot of emotions!!
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Yesterday Upon The Stair by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2019
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Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.
But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.
Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.
(This story now has a TV Tropes page!)
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- Part 1 of Deku Sees Dead People
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 391,523
- Chapters:
- 78/?
- Comments:
- 2,081
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- 877
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- 188
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- 37,316
Bookmarked by smooni
23 Oct 2021
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baby dave!!!!!!! hal (as glasses) falls to earth with dave in the beta timeline, and helps raise dave where bro falters. loving it so far :D
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John is more than a little surprised when his lifelong bro comes his way to play a gig, but meeting face to face will raise far more questions than what they'll talk about during the visit.
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- Part 1 of Great Music and Chaotic Evenings
Bookmarked by smooni
10 Oct 2021
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duuuuude sachi_sama has done it again. love love love the johndave here. dave surprises john with a visit and they quickly fall for each other in all the ways they hadn’t realized they already were. heart emoji
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Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 123,666
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 512
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- 1,365
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- 209
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Bookmarked by smooni
10 Oct 2021
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I LOVE THIS FIC! very fun demonstuck dirkjake. it has a compelling plot and everything!!!!! and the johndave we are privy to is just *chefs kiss*
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Backing up one of my tumblr-only jamfics before tumblr nukes itself.
In which Jake English drops in unexpectedly to visit his old pal Jane, and runs into Jane's wider social circle, and takes a fancy to the tall bloke.
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- English
- Words:
- 3,576
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 24
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- 436
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- 53
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Bookmarked by smooni
25 Sep 2021
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baby dave, dirkjake, what else is there to say? great read.
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 371,512
- Chapters:
- 84/?
- Comments:
- 2,189
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- 1,889
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- 394
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Bookmarked by smooni
23 Sep 2021
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WOW!!! long fic where alpha dirk ends up in bro’s body and has to deal with his bullshit. gratuitous moiraillegiance between dirk and davepeta. mini dave growing up. great writing! unfinished and abandoned tho
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You had high expectations for the man who finally took up your offer to work on the island, idle fancies of who he'd be to you, who he'd be at all.
Mister Strider, it turns out, is exactly none of those things - But for the life of you you can't figure out why you no longer seem to mind.
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- English
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- 6,024
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 7
- Kudos:
- 197
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- 24
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- 1,200
Bookmarked by smooni
17 Sep 2021
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me? getting into brograndpa? it’s more likely than you think!
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Have this Medievalstuck thing that nobody asked for or wanted!
Dave is the Blacksmith's apprentice in the Town of Sburb, a place so small that you could pass right through it without recalling that you'd been there at all. And he is DYING for an out. When a mysterious adventurer comes through town, singing his adventures and brave tales, Dave knows that this is his only chance to escape.
The idea for this came from one of the most b-e-a-u-tiful short films I've ever seen, "The Reward". (https://vimeo.com/58179094).
Bookmarked by smooni
12 Sep 2021
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medieval johndave! john is a gay mage (love that for him). great work, unfinished and abandoned, but with the remaining plans included at the end.
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Your name is Dave Strider, Incubus. You didn’t come to Seattle to get demon-napped by a hunter but that sure is happening anyway.
In which John fails to kill a demon, Dave has great persuasive speaking skills, families overcomplicate things, Jack Noir is a jerk, and a whole lot of bad choices are made.
Or: Dave thinks things can’t possibly get worse, until they do.Bookmarked by smooni
05 Sep 2021
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great demon au!!! heavily features a scummy shithead jack noir who tries to kill basically everyone for any number of contrived reasons
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Power outages, ghost stories, and the presence of a certain orange-haired boy lead to bad decision-making on Tobio's part. He'd planned to keep his crush a secret; the universe has other plans.
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- Part 1 of iltwycs
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Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.
Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 130,095
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 147
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- 776
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- 175
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- 15,348
Bookmarked by smooni
06 Aug 2021
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Dave is under the influence of a condition known as He's Got It Bad For His Best Friend. He enacts a cunning plan to show John that sexuality is not divided into homosexual and not a homosexual. Sexytimes are on the horizon but Dave is in it for the long haul.
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21 Jul 2021
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dave lures john into exploring same sex attraction only to discover john’s much cooler and more enthusiastic than he thought. unfinished (although each of them certainly finished… several times lmfao)
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Dave tries to kill himself and ends up in a coma that's instantly deemed fatal. Meanwhile, John finds a series of letters addressed to him depicting all of Dave's feelings towards him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,120
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 264
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- 1,116
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- 165
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- 16,390
Bookmarked by smooni
20 Jul 2021
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dave kermits and john kermits but dave woke up and john became a ghost and they fell in love and then ghost-fucked and then john went back and woke up from kermitting and they fell in love again and then live-fucked. very cool.
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The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2011
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Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
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imagine.. you and elias bouchard KISS!! but then jurgen leitner is there....