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    18 Jan 2023

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    “What do you mean,” Olu says, silencing everyone else as the room erupted in noise the moment Lucius told them what the fuck just went down in the captain’s cabin, “you told him we hug it out as a crew?”

    “Listen,” Lucius says, “I just – he looked miserable, and I thought that he really seemed to need a hug or ten, and then – the poor sod never got hugged before, or in a very long time, or something!”

    “That’s sad,” Roach remarks, everyone else nodding along – except for Jim, who’s just rolling their eyes at the ceiling.

    “Aw, really?” Wee John asks. “That’s – wow. No wonder he’s this moody.”

     

    Or: in which Lucius (who absolutely needs a raise or ten) and the rest of the crew make sure the one captain that's still on the ship gets enough TLC to tide him over until the other captain comes back from wherever he's run off to.

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    10 May 2022

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    Stiles hadn’t been in Beacon Hills in five years, hadn’t seen Derek in nearly as long, when he got the text:

    New number: (+530) 365-2421

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    An abundance of overeating and geekery, dangerous caffeine/sugar cereal addictions, surprise werewolves, bird insults, purple-eyed shrimp, reincarnated serial killers (it's cool, he has a leash), poorly played professional baseball, and a love story. In that order.

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    09 Apr 2022

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    Crowley has to step up for his nephew Adam when he wins a ticket to tour the famous chocolate factories, run by the reclusive and deeply strange Zira Zonka. It doesn't take Crowley long to decide that he wants nothing to do with the man, who's clearly hiding dark and mysterious secrets.

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    06 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wonderfully silly, the right kind of absurdity for both the source for the AU and the source for the fandom. Utterly delightful all the way around, and well worth the read.

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    After the failed Armageddon, Crowley faces unexpected and disturbing problems with his corporation. His first instinct is to hide it from Aziraphale, there's no need to worry him, he's certain he can fix everything before the angel ever has to know.

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    12 Jun 2021