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unorthodox reconciliation by freakmeister (sobmeister)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Nefer notices it almost immediately.
She is, after all, a very meticulous person. She doesn't think anyone else has managed to pick up the intricate details of Lauma's shift in behaviour, or the meaning behind any of it, but it's clear as day under Nefer's magnifying glass.—
Lauma is in rut and she only seems to want Nefer, even years after their break-up
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Mecha Man doesn't get hit on when the city knows of his ties to Blonde Blazer and Mandy is secure enough in their relationship to joke about the times when Robert receives a phone number or two, but maybe Blazer, or a little tipsy Blazer, finds issue with other superheroes trying to take what's hers.
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Robert gets hit on in a bar and Blonde Blazer decides she doesn't like that
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Her vision is swimming with black dots and she swears she passes out for a second but she's still holding the slab up and for the first time in years, the mortal fear of death that'd she'd grown so distant from crawls from her feet, up her back and engulfs her brain. This might be the end Blazer thinks, crushed under a wall on a mission that was meant to be a simple one and–
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Blonde Blazer gets injured out on a mission and Robert is there while Mandy recovers.
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Robert's hand dives into the box and eventually pulls out a bubble-wrapped object. He's careful when he unwraps it, taking it layer by layer until the Mecha Man figure is on full display. He holds it up so it faces Mandy and places it right next to his cheek — he grins.
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Robert finds a box full of merch of a certain superhero Mandy used to be... quite fond of.
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as a matter of fact, what's everybody's names? by sobmeister
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
21 Nov 2025
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She knows she's a hero, she knows that when she wears her amulet and lets the golden power consume her, that she is Blonde Blazer. She's always wanted to help people, ever since she was young and she's never doubted for a second that Blonde Blazer isn't good enough.
But is Mandy?—
Robert and the Z-Team help Mandy come to terms with the fact that they do, in fact, want Mandy around.
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There's a certain look in her eyes as she trails her hand up his upper arm and he can feel embers flickering to life in his stomach as her other hand slowly but firmly grips his collar.
"Are you still on for our… plans?"
An amused smile grows across Robert's face, "What? Of making out?"—
Robert goes back to Mandy's after the events of episode 8
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"You're burning up, Robert," her voice is dripping with concern and it almost makes him feel bad for indirectly pushing this onto her by just being in her general vicinity. "How long have you been feeling like this?"
He waves his hand around flippantly and shrugs but his attempt at being non-chalant probably doesn't come across too well. "Just this morning–"—
Robert catches the flu and Blonde Blazer heroically nurses him back to health
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She nudges the door at the end of the corridor open with her hips and her head continues to bob side to side in time to her song as she sets the glass down on the nightstand. She reaches into the drawer just underneath and pulls out a small black remote and casts Clorinde a look.
“Would you like a drink, ma cherie?”
The response she gets is the rattle of handcuffs against their headboard and a long needy whine seeping from the edges of Clorinde’s makeshift gag—
Clorinde has the time of her life
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how long do i keep talking? by sobmeister
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
12 May 2025
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Caitlyn glances over, bringing her legs up and hugging her knees as she observes the steady up and down of the girl’s — Violet's — chest; she looks awfully tired for all the sleeping that she had been doing and Caitlyn’s eyes trace over the edge of her jaw, the curve of her nose and the fading bruises spread across her skin. Something stirs within the depths of Caitlyn’s chest and she’s glad that a single, deep sigh seems to break apart whatever that had been building up so suddenly. “How is she doing?”
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Vi falls into a coma after the explosion in the laboratory and Caitlyn takes it upon herself to make sure her father's new patient has a talking buddy.
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Navia lets out a deep breath, hips wiggling slightly when she grows self conscious of Clorinde’s staring. She can’t close her legs with Clorinde’s hands pushing them apart and she wishes so desperately that Clorinde would just hurry up and–
“Have you hired a moving van?”—
Navia is moving to a new place and her friend with certain benefits, Clorinde, offers to help
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save a sea monster, ride a pirate by freakmeister (sobmeister)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Mar 2025
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The camera angle in the video is one that could clearly only be achieved by some sort of tripod and Ningguang’s gaze is fixed on the point where the strap-on drives into the plastic replica of a general lady’s bottom half and no– Ningguang isn’t into this. She definitely isn’t into this but there’s something about the way she can see the strength of the woman’s grip around the silicone, the flexing of the woman’s abs and the way that the fake cock disappears with so much thrust that just keeps Ningguang’s eyes trained on it.
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Ningguang stumbles upon a NSFW account that she appears to grow a liking to. It definitely doesn't become an issue when she begins imagining Beidou's face on the anonymous creator's body.
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“You know Heaven? The nightclub.”
Akali tilts her head and nods cautiously, “I know it exists, yes.”
“Quick with the clarification, aren’t you?” Irelia chuckles, “I have… connections with the owner, Moretti, and she has some… let’s say, issues that she needs to be rid with.”
An eyebrow is raised, “She needs me to assassinate someone?”---
Akali Tethi, a well-known mercenary throughout Night City, is hired by the city's most popular dollhouse's owner, to assassinate a foe.
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“Akali, is it?”
Akali’s gaze snaps up from where she’s criticising the vast number of useless scissors in front of her and it takes her a moment to find the golden eyes looking at her expectantly in the reflection of the glass. Her eyes widen and Akali doesn’t even care that it feels like she’s been staring at this woman for the best part of five minutes because she had definitely not expected an absolute goddess to be standing in front of her and–
“...Are you not Akali?”---
Akali dyes her hair often — very often — but this time, it doesn't seem to go according to plan. Luckily for her, Ahri's friend, Evelynn, is a very competent hair dresser.
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Crash.
Something breaking, someone groaning — all of it sounded so close and then Ningguang realises. It was outside her window.
She springs up from her chair, quickly forgetting her textbooks on the table as she rushes over to the window, prying it open some more and peeking her head out. There, on her roof on a random Friday night, laid a stranger.---
Sport student, Beidou, falls onto Ningguang's roof in a mess of drunkenness. Where does it go from there?
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“You left,” Ningguang’s voice cracks, “Why are you back?”
“Ningguang.” That’s her name. The way it drops from Beidou’s lips makes her want to cry. “I don’t owe you anything–”
Another shove, “You left,” it seems to be the only thing Ningguang can muster up, “You left me, Beidou.” She can feel tears running down her cheeks, “How dare you come back?”---
Beidou left and for the past four years, Ningguang has been trying to cope with the meaning of that.
But what happens when Beidou reappears back in Liyue, shattering all the semblance of progress that Ningguang had thought she made? -
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It takes Yelan a second to understand Shenhe but when she does, she can’t help but laugh, “Archons, darling, you want to cuddle?”
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Shenhe asks Yelan to 'hug' but ends up getting them... stuck.
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the dogtain and the catquan by sobmeister for UncrownedEclipsingStar
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Feb 2023
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“So… you drank it…?”
Ningguang looks at Beidou as if she was the stupidest, most idiotic, least capable person in the entirety of Teyvat — and in all honesty, it wouldn’t be an unfair assumption.
Beidou merely smiles back, scratching the top of her head where a pair of furry ears sit; just behind her, a fluffy tail the colour of her hair has grown from her tailbone, the length of it wagging back and forth behind her back.
“Mm, yeah,” Beidou shrugs, “You got a way to help?”---
Captain Beidou brings home a mysterious, magical potion and... drinks it. Unfortunately for Ningguang, Beidou likes making her own problems the former's issues too.
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"You insisted we went on a vacation together and now you’re making me do all the work — where’s the fairness in that?”
“There’s no fairness in this, Beidou,” Ningguang smiles, not that the pirate could see, “You do things for me because I am the love of your life and you worship the very ground I stand on.”
Beidou scoffs, grunting as she steps over a particularly large rock, “Next thing I know, you’ll ask me to carry you.”---
Ningguang and Beidou are returning from their lovey-dovey holiday in Mondstadt but Ningguang seems to sprain her ankle on the way
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all i want for christmas is you, baby by sobmeister
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Dec 2022
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Beidou had to be honest, she didn’t know Ningguang that well — it had always been just working on projects together or having a curt conversation during office parties. It had never been anything… more even though Beidou had always wished it was. She didn’t miss those smiles that Ningguang gave her, or the way Beidou would catch her looking over; Beidou wasn’t oblivious. But she was also insecure and doubtful.
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What Ningguang and Beidou get up to at the office Christmas party
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Ningguang's fear of dentists had begun when she was but a little child — regular visits due to cavities had left her shaking on the car ride home and everyone around her thought she was being a little dramatic but she had insisted that her fear of those horrifically masked individuals that hovered over her face with metal tools and murder machines was perfectly rational.
Unfortunately, her (perfectly reasonable and not at all stupid fear) had carried on into her adulthood.---
Ningguang gets her wisdom teeth removed.
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- Part 2 of [beiguang week — 2022]
