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Salvatore G. Addonizi, known to fans worldwide as Sal G. Salvatore, used to be the kind of kid to get into fights. He never really grew out of it either, getting kicked out of various establishments as soon as some dickhead looked at him the wrong way.
Upon meeting Mr. Antony "Ant" Tenna, Jr., however, he stopped fighting just for his own defense. Instead, he made sure every living being knew that the show host was untouchable.
Then the scandal hit- the man who stole audiences' hearts, dripping with sex appeal and cockiness, was pregnant. So his instincts and pregnancy hormones took over, growing more and more protective with each snide comment or filthy look.
No one fucks with Sal G. Salvatore's family.
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Or how Sal and Ant's lives turn completely upside down.
But a phone call on what feels like the worst night in their career gives them hope, and they trade the spotlight for a little Starlight.
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Pathetic Tenna
That's it, that's the fic.
Written as a treat for the 2026 Tumblr Sexyman Contest
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do what you want, but save the last dance for me
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01 Oct 2026
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both back in their small hometown suburb ten years after a PR disaster of epic proportions, spamton g. spamton (an ex-advertisement mogul) and ant tenna (a washed-up 'retired' late-night host) are on twin missions to ruin what remains of both of their lives.
hopefully, the universe bringing them back together will help each of them accomplish this more efficiently--or will two broken halves somehow manage to form a healed whole?
a spamtenna human au.
all titles from will wood songs/lyrics. check chapter descriptions for specific tws.
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26 Sep 2026
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26 Sep 2026
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Spamton G. Spamton finds himself feeling an unusual attraction to his TV. He tries to quell the feelings but nothing makes him feel as good as his Tenna.
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- Part 3 of Spamtenna One-Shots and Stories
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24 Sep 2026
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One’s looking to run to the ends of the earth, one’s following him there. Eventually the past catches up and the future holds its breath.
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Spamtenna in the Lightner world where Spamton runs after faking his death and Tenna, convinced that’s not the whole story, tries to find him.
The Fun Gang gets front row seats to the soap opera while also trying to figure out the story themselves.
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18 Sep 2026