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My Football Captain Can’t Be This Cute! by spiteail
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22 Apr 2026
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Hugo describes his first meeting with Loki as something ordained by the universe itself. It’s as if being with Charles has caused him to develop a bad case of CTE by proxy.
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Sae enters a relationship as a publicity stunt. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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Restaurant named “Plot Convenience” restores young couple’s love for each other.
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Hugo and Loki in an enclosed space, years after they've broken up. Things are said, Suggestions are made.
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“Hey, Reo.”
“Hm?”
“Would you date me?”
“Mm,” Reo says absentmindedly, scribbling out a misspelled word in his notes. It takes a few moments before the question actually registers, and his head whips up. “Sorry, what?”
“Would you,” his friend repeats, “hypothetically, date me?”
Reo blinks. Reo blinks again. The question continues to make zero sense. He puts his pen down.
“Um,” he says.
“Sorry, sorry,” Kunigami says with a sigh. “I’m going about this all wrong. What I’m actually trying to ask is—would you be willing to pretend to date me for a few weeks?”
“Oh,” Reo says, as if that makes any more sense than the original question. "Uh... why?"
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or, Reo fakes a relationship with Kunigami, and Nagi is taking it well. really.
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12 Apr 2026
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as someone who doesn’t normally read ngro content this was very fun i recommend alot!!💖
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You go on the worst dating show to ever air on television.
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Sae’s heart gets broken, so jokingly he draws a pentagram, circles it with salt just in case, and recites bad verses from an old, absurd tome — a cookbook, no less — to summon a demon for his vengeance.
But the joke’s on him. The ritual works, and before he knows what’s happening, there’s a demon in his kitchen, looking as murderous to be there as Sae is shocked to see it. Now, Sae is stuck with an actual demon, but not quite far from the revenge fantasy he had momentarily entertained.
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Sae summons Shidou, a demon who loathes humankind with all he has.
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18 Feb 2026
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Nanase didn’t respond immediately. He crossed his own arms, his brow furrowing. “I think,” he eventually said slowly, “Rin likes someone.”
Silence permeated the room. The low whir of the computer fans and the squeak of the office chairs were the only noises punctuating the quiet. Everyone looked at each other. Faces ranged from confused to unconvinced.
“You’re not serious, are you?” asked Chigiri.
“Is that even possible?” puzzled Isagi.
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First year student Nanase Nijiro has noticed that his classmate Itoshi Rin might have a crush on someone. Who that someone could be is a complete mystery. Asking about it directly would be a sure-fire, one-way trip to the pearly gates. But Rin is so antisocial and bad at communication that in his current state he stands no chance of getting with this mysterious other person, and so Nanase takes it upon himself to figure out who they are in order to become the best wingman in the school.
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04 May 2025
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peak…. I love everything about this: the gamer group, hiorin being absolute losers, the family dynamics