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You're only happy when I'm wasted
I point my finger but I just can't place it
Feels like I'm falling in love alone
Stella, would you take me home?- Language:
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"It was always you
Can't believe I could not see it all this time, all this time
It was always you
Now I know why my heart wasn't satisfied, satisfied
It was always you, you
No more guessing who
Looking back now I know it was always you, always you""It Was Always You" by Maroon 5
(OR: Jean and Marco stumble through the beginning of their newfound relationship. No angst. Just two idiots in love.)
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- Part 2 of Bloom
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Marco is just an average assistant for Levi Ackerman, but when one of the models fails to show up for the shoot, Marco has to work with Jean, a snarky, beautiful model. He's fairly certain he'll never see Jean again, but after an emergency sends Marco to a session without Levi, he's proven to be very, very wrong.
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It's been about four years since Jean Kirschtein turned his used-to-be best friend into a vampire. Not long after, Marco ran away and hasn't been heard from since. Until now.
All over the country, vampires are showing up dead, drained from twin holes on their necks. Nobody knows who is causing it, and the vampire world is being thrown into a state of panic. As the murders increase, it becomes obvious that the supernatural cops aren't doing their job, and Jean has never been one to sit around while shit goes sideways.
(This is the sequel to Wow, That Sucks. I highly recommend reading that before this, but I'll do my best to make this understandable as a standalone.)
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- Part 2 of Definitely Not Twilight
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"Oh, we're dancing in my living room
And up come my fists
And I say, "I'm only playing"
But the truth is this
That I've never seen a mouth
That I would kill to kiss
And I'm terrified, but I can't resist"(OR: Jean and Marco are idiot roommates pining after each other, and their friends finally convince Jean to make a move.)
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- Part 1 of Bloom
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Marco Bodt has a problem. He has the biggest hero complex out there, and though it gains him friends he isn’t thought of kindly by the police: they don’t appreciate a scruffy wannabe bohemian trying to do their job. He helps people, and then he vanishes. But when he saves a rather hostile man from being mowed down by an over-enthusiastic bus driver on the streets of Trost, he doesn’t get the reaction he expects. He gets shouted at for helping, for saving, and realises that sometimes people don’t want to be saved, or worse still, don’t think they should be.
He also begins to find that no matter how hard he tries, he can't pull himself away from the one person who destroyed his universe... and then put it together again.
One thing's for certain: it's going to be a hard pill to swallow.
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24 Nov 2022
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What do you do when your husband has fucked up the most enduring relationship in his life? Rescue his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of spitfire
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03 Dec 2021
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Jean is a cynical asshole who has no friends, needs no one, and doesn't believe in love in any shape or form. Well, he has one friend, and he knows nothing about Jean's life. It's a good setting, enough for Jean. After all, he shamelessly takes his clothes off and dances for money (and if you pay enough, he'll do pretty much anything), and it doesn't exactly make a great conversation starter. "Hi, my name is Jean and I'm a stripper slash prostitute. I'm also pretty darn gay." Everything's good and nothing hurts until one day Jean is hired for a birthday party. A birthday party that consists of one person: Marco. As it turns out, it's just a big prank to embarrass Marco, since none of his friends actually know he's gay.
Marco is a blushing virgin (so Jean seems to think), as naïve and sweet as they come, and my god Jean can't stand it. But Marco is hypnotized by the younger guy, completely oblivious to Jean's snarky sarcasm and misanthropic view of the world. Hell, he's ready to pay good money just to see Jean.
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28 Mar 2021
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Gaud's Grinch x Tony Fix-it Fic by gaudy_writes
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
24 Dec 2022
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Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/
Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)
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06 Dec 2020
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it’s a long way forward (so trust in me) by suzukiblu
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Feb 2020
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Geralt is not making a nest. Jaskier has noticed this. Geralt is in fact drinking a rather foul-smelling potion that sours the sweetness of his scent and muffles its otherwise obvious meaning.
“Does that stop heat?” Jaskier asks curiously, absentmindedly tuning his lute as he speaks. He hadn’t thought anything could, but, well . . . witchers and their potions.
“No,” Geralt says darkly.
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02 Apr 2020