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It had hardly been half an hour since he had masturbated and orgasmed twice. With his typical anatomy, he would have been incapable of regaining arousal so fast. With his typical anatomy, he also would never have been aroused by Ryuzaki in the first place.
Yes, that must be why he was having such strange thoughts. He was in a female body, so of course he would exhibit attraction to the opposite sex. It was only natural.
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In which Light takes a genderswap potion and experiences extremely heterosexual thoughts about Ryuzaki. Also, he ponders his penis in detail.Bookmarked by sterscrem
30 Jun 2026
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A perfect prince, suffocated by duty and an arranged marriage, becomes dangerously obsessed with a mysterious court jester whose dark eyes seem to strip him bare. As desire and paranoia begin to consume him, the gilded palace around them slowly starts to rot from the inside out.
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- Part 1 of Folly
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19 Jun 2026
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Moving to Los Angeles was not Light's best idea. It's blazing hot, always on fire, the traffic is the worst, and the mafia is acting up all over again. When Rod Ross is found not guilty yet again on murder charges and the murders start up again, Light joins a taskforce with decidedly eccentric people who could all only be described as complete and utter pricks. He should be more worried about what's happening to the city he lives in and the people he's sworn to serve and protect, but honestly, he's a bit more concerned at how well he fits in with these weirdos...
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08 Jun 2026
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L spends a summer recovering at Wammy’s Academy.
Unlike the other students, Light’s less than happy about this.
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04 Jun 2026
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They’ve come to blows roughly every other week. Light is always the one to escalate these fights—with one past exception—and physical retaliation is clearly not an effective deterrent. L will have to alter his strategy. How does one truly subdue Light Yagami?
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Light breaks L’s nose, so L buys him lingerie.
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01 Jun 2026
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“Really, why did you ask me to sit with you? Such nice stationary in my till… Clearly, you can’t stand me.”
Light opens his mouth to respond and pauses. The truth is he's not quite sure what possessed him to write that nice little invite and drop it in L’s mailbox.
Light shrugs, looks away, “known you four years…”
“Four years for a dinner invite.”
“Yeah, well, whatever. It’s not like you were making any kind of show of trying to get to know me better.”
“Hard to do when you were constantly calling my essays stupid
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The one in which Light and L attend a tiny liberal arts school in the middle of nowhere. They realize, the last week of school, that they’d like to get to know each other better.Bookmarked by sterscrem
30 May 2026
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“Well,” L whispers, his tone challenging yet playful, “If you really think you’re better than me… Prove it, Kira.”
And L ends his stream right there.
Or: The one where L and Kira are mainstream Twitch streamers (who have beef with each other) and roommates. Oh, and L dedicates his undergraduate thesis to Light, too.
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- Part 1 of now trending: #Lira
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sugar and pumpkin spice by orphan_account for softkilluas99
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
25 Oct 2017
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Light doesn’t really know what he was expecting when he snapped at L a few nights ago. He knows what he hoped for; L realizing the error of his ways and expressing his contrition in the form of a generous donation to the tip jar on the counter; L keeping his shoes on next time (which should be a no-brainer, honestly); or, better yet, there not being a next time in the first place. But that was all just wishful thinking on his part. Even geniuses need to dream, sometimes.
When L starts talking to him, he wonders if he should have spent his time strategizing instead.
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28 May 2026
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L knows that Light Yagami is guilty. And he is forced to accept that he will never be able to prove it.
So, just this once, he decides to break his principles and go above the law. He kidnaps Light and takes him to Wammy's house.
He's sure that having the kids interact with a real-life mass murderer will be a very educational experience indeed.
Or: Light is Kira, L is sick of how easily manipulated the police are, and he secretly wants to see what will happen if he forces Light into a domestic situation with children just as intelligent as he is.
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28 May 2026
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LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
Quality: 2.0 Difficulty: 1.0
Would Take Again: No
Grade: A
Excuse me? Why did you have my review taken down? I haven’t gone against any rules. Please check the guidelines of this website before incorrectly reporting someone else’s review.LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
Quality: 5.0 Difficulty: 1.0
Would Take Again: Yes
Grade: A+
I reported you cause you’re annoyingLight Yagami takes his reviews on Rate My Professor very seriously. In an entirely unexpected and demented progression of events, Light spends an absurd amount of time and effort arguing with the most aggravating stranger of all time on this website. He will not sink to the level of this person and post multiple reviews or spam the page, because he respects the rules of Rate My Professor. He does not respect this stranger, because this stranger does not respect the rules of Rate My Professor.
Light Yagami thinks about murdering this stranger. He thinks of nothing other than this stranger. It is not funny. This is a serious thing. He has never been more irritated in his life. He may do something violent.
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26 May 2026
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Six months postpartum. No sex, no time, no space.
Tonight, the house is quiet.
The baby’s with Misa.And L can’t stop staring at the way Light’s leaking through his panties.
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- Part 2 of pregnant light yagami shenanigans
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26 May 2026
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only human after all by porcelain_portrait (wildepoet)
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
02 Apr 2025
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“Fine," Light says. "I suppose I have a deadline, too?”
Ryuk’s feathers flutter. “Sure do! And it’s later than it was supposed to be, thanks to me. You’re welcome, by the way.”
Light knows better than to thank Ryuk. “When is the deadline?”
“It was supposed to be now, actually. But I made a little gamble of my own, and now you’ve got until the end of the week.”
“Ryuk,” Light says. “It is Wednesday night.”
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26 May 2026
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This started as a joke with my friends, but now I just gotta write it.
Light decides the best way to throw the task force off is to act like a femboy when under surveillance. L sees right through his act, but wants to know just how far Light is willing to go to clear his name. They're both very much in denial that they're using the Kira case to justify the way they're acting.
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- Part 3 of Death Note Returns
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25 May 2026
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Light’s not L’s wife! He just does everything a wife would do for him. But he’s not.
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- Part 1 of i pronounce you man and mass murderer
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25 May 2026
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(our bodies could fall apart) at any second by findingsaturn
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2025
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“I’ll have four pumps of caramel, four pumps of peppermint, four pumps of blueberry, four pumps of strawberry, four pumps of lavender, and two pumps of peach. And one pump of toffee.” Ryuzaki glances at Light with what almost looks like remorse. “And one pump of blood orange.”
How about I shove a blood orange up your ass, you abomination-drinking cunt? “Of course. Anything else?”
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Misa invites Light’s least-favorite customer to her birthday party. Unfortunately, Light also thinks the guy is really, really hot.
(lawlight week day 3: first meeting)
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25 May 2026
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There is an unspoken rule in the league—in every league, in probably every goddamn social game on the planet—don't snitch. If someone's got a problem with you, it's with you, and snaking your team on them does far more harm than good in the long run.
"—Who tapped you? Who was it?"
"Don't worry about it," Light spits through a smile, plenty worried about it. He's spent enough time on the ice to know that a stick-tap is the hockey equivalent of pistols at dawn.
"…Was it Lawliet?"
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TL;DR I love hockey, and I love yaoi.
This is my magnum opus.Bookmarked by sterscrem
25 May 2026
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Light is grounded for unjust reasons, and plans to spend the whole night in his room to sulk in peace. Until Sayu's babysitter comes to introduce himself, and Light realizes this may not be a human he's talking to...
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25 May 2026
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Soon enough, Suguru finds himself haunted by Gojo’s image, drawing him again and again, filling every sketchbook he owns and leaving canvases scattered throughout his apartment. The lines blur between study and obsession, and Suguru knows with a sinking certainty that this is no longer just curiosity. This is different—feels different. More desperate. Almost carnal. It’s something much worse.
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Artist Geto Suguru finds himself slowly losing his mind, consumed by an obsession in drawing the college’s star basketball player, Gojo Satoru.
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11 May 2026
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27 Mar 2026
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i can't ignore you, do anything for you by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Jan 2024
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Suguru isn’t typically one for parties.
Warm bodies, sticky skin, hungry eyes watching the flex of his biceps as he moves along the crowd. He'd like to say it's not his thing but therein lies the problem—it is. It'd be too easy to meld into this mass of heat, let himself approach a pretty girl, and dream about sinking his teeth into her neck while she bats her lashes at him.
The perfect hunting ground.
Unfortunately, he's got a leash around his neck and it's leading him in the opposite direction. Pity, but what can one day when they've got Gojo Satoru clinging to them like a damn pretty parasite?
or, Suguru's hungry, horny, and angry all in one go.
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11 Mar 2026