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Inspired from art by @rokko606 on twitterx !!
Vox stitches up Alastor’s Extermination Day wound with shaky hands and Alastor is bound, eager, and trembling under the needle.
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23 Dec 2025
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“You,” He says simply, running a hand through Alastor’s hair, wary to keep him in place. He’d rather not get his wrists bitten so soon after his greatest victory yet. “Do not get to speak to me that way. If it wasn’t clear enough already from last night, Alastor, you are beneath me.”
Already, in the air, he can hear it again. If I’m so beneath you, why bother talking to me like this at all? Why beg for morsels of praise like a common mongrel?
After the rally, Vox tries to indulge himself in some well-earned and proper worship. Key-word: tries.
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23 Dec 2025
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He had made this monster. He was the only one who could destroy it.
Alastor was no hero, he was no white knight on a crusade to save the world. He was a man who had made a bad choice, and was now the only one who could foot the bill of recompense.
Or, what could have happened if Alastor took down Vox during his crashout?
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- Part 1 of philosophy
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22 Nov 2025
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Vox finally achieved everything, with Alastor in his clutches. The only thing he wants is for Alastor to regret ever rejecting him. Turns out Alastor wasn't even aware it had been romantic at all.
Or: Vox kisses Alastor. This leads to a conversation that leaves neither of them really satisfied.
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11 Nov 2025
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Vox's screen fills his field of vision, arresting his spiraling thoughts.
He's holding a needle and thread.
Alastor's smile is curdling at the edges, but he doesn't break eye contact. Vox's gaze devours him, always so wide and hungry, but there's something else lurking in his expression that has Alastor not quite as wary as he should be, perhaps, because it's not sadism or even cruelty in the way Vox is looking at him now. Vox's smile is calmer. He's quieter, no longer jumpy with excitement like he'd been earlier today, although still smug and a little too pleased with himself. Far more tolerable than before, at least.
"How about it?" Vox says, cocking an eyebrow. He holds the needle like an offering, like Alastor has a choice.
Alastor deliberately leans back, letting his head rest against the wall with the vain hope that it will make the room stop spinning. "By all means."
Or: Finally alone together, Alastor reopens some emotional wounds as Vox fixes his physical ones.
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11 Nov 2025
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In which Alastor realizes he committed a bit too hard to the whole found-family gag, gets fucked up by the First Douchebag, and tries to pretend everything is fine. Shockingly, Charlie is not oblivious. Even more shockingly, the person she goes to for help is Vox.
This turns out to be a case of using the wrong equation but still getting the correct answer.
(Also known as the one where Al & Vox used to bait angels, until they didn't.)
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08 Oct 2025
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It's a-gettin' closer by sweetlybroken (earthbereconciled)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Sep 2025
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Things don't go Crowley’s way. And that officially puts the twenty-first century behind the fourteenth. So he does as you do, during a millennium you now hate. He sleeps.
Canon up until the end of Season 2: Crushed and in denial, Crowley tries to sleep away the rest of this century. His dream self careens through alternative lives where he crosses paths with a very certain angel. He’ll assure you, though, there’s nothing ineffable about it.
(Or basically my way of coping with the finale, experimenting with lots of alternative universes, delving into Crowley's psyche, and giving them an eventual happy ending. All in one go.)
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28 Apr 2025
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A collection of short one-shots, mostly written for prompts. Probably mostly going to be soft little fluff pieces. Additional notes/tags/warnings in each chapter.
Ch1: A/C, M-rated. Post-coital cuddling, miracles, a bit of poetry.
Ch2: G/B, G-rated. Gabriel playing hooky to meet Beelzebub.
Ch3: Crowley gen, G-rated. Crowley in 2008, before the Antichrist delivery, watching a movie.
Ch4: A/C, T-rated. After the Second Coming has been resolved, Crowley tries that kiss again.
Ch5: Nina, Anathema, & Madame Tracy gen, G-rated. You need three witches for a coven.
Ch6: Nina & Anathema gen, G-rated. Anathema invites Nina to her supernatural support group.
Ch7: Michael & Aziraphale gen, A/C, G-rated. Michael finds Aziraphale crying in his office in Heaven, much to their disgust.
Ch8: A/C, PG. 1941 Pt 2 magic show from Crowley's POV.
Ch9: A/C, G. Crawly and Aziraphale meet in Egypt where the angel is making papyrus.
Ch10: A/C, G. Crowley returns home to find the angel worried over a lost treasure.
Ch11: Crowley & God, A/C. Crowley talks to God all the time.
Ch12: A/C, G. A winter's pause.Bookmarked by stressedcat
13 Dec 2024
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carnage is not that conducive to passion by grayintogreen
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Jul 2024
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Blitzø is kidnapped to lure Stolas into a trap. It goes about as well as you'd expect for everyone involved.
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02 Jul 2024
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After the battle by bang-the-smoke (708_things) for DarkAbyss
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2024
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After witnessing Alastor's injury against Adam, Vox sets off to find him, expecting to gloat. A surprise revelation makes him reconsider.
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02 Jun 2024
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Relationships are about compromise.
This is how Alastor compromises—by occasionally getting so inebriated that letting Vox touch him feels like the usual colony of fire ants have strapped on wool slippers, leaving behind a neutral warmth on his skin instead of a repulsive, burning itch.
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- Part 4 of radiostatic week 2024
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01 Jun 2024
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Radiostatic Week Fluff Prompt 1: First Meeting
Alastor got a 'funny feeling' that he might should go outside today for a bit of a ramble. His instincts tended to be right.
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- Part 1 of Radiostatic Week 2024
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20 May 2024
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Alastor fell to Hell.
Eighty years of story-spinning and rumor mongering have made his descent sound far more graceful than it really was.
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28 Apr 2024
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Their timing was all wrong, but eventually they caught up to it. The episodes of Season 7 - Season 9 and beyond, as seen through Robin's and Barney's eyes. Note: This story only recognizes up to the legitimate canon ending in 9.22.
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31 Mar 2024
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What should have been an easy smuggling job quickly goes wrong, leaving Crowley badly injured and on the verge of discorporation. On the plus side, he can sense Aziraphale is somewhere nearby, but will he be able to reach the angel before it’s too late?
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- Part 7 of Who Could’ve Wrote It? (GTA ficlets)
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- 500
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30 Mar 2024
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Transmission 666, Emergency Broadca—ca—ca—zzzzt: Worst Ways to Heal a Heart! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Mar 2024
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It's been weeks since Vox's embarrassing love confession, and Alastor hasn't seen hide nor hair of the other overlord. Not that he cares—at least, not beyond being angry at the sheer gall of the man. Besides, Alastor has bigger things to think about than Vox's pitiful, voyeuristic obsession with him.
At least he does until Adam rips a hole open in his torso and leaves him for dead. Then, suddenly, Vox's pitiful, voyeuristic obsession (as well as his access to on-call trauma surgeons) becomes extremely relevant.
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- Part 5 of 666: Live On Air!
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16 Mar 2024
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Mimzy is Alastor's oldest friend, and he finds himself rather at a loss as to what to do about it when she takes his gentle rejection at the Hazbin Hotel rather personally. She has always been a prideful young woman, not too different from himself, and he can only imagine how poorly she must have felt to stumble across an unexpected boundary where there previously was none.
What else is a gentleman to do except take responsibility?
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10 Mar 2024
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Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.
The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.
And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.
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08 Mar 2024
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Hollywood is glitz and glamor and getting drunk and dancing until you can't feel your legs anymore in jazz clubs that would get shut down by the cops, if they weren't so easily bribed. For a daytime radio host, night time serial killer, it's a perfect playground. There's always someone begging to go missing in Tinseltown. Sometimes, they just happen to be a bit closer to home than usual, and what man can call himself a gentleman if he doesn't go to the aid of a lady in need?
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08 Mar 2024
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Altruism and Accrued Medical Conditions by birdsaretoddlers
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Mar 2024
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When you get your ass divinely beaten on live television, then spend several months denying you're dying, culminating in a rather dramatic case of 'falling over on the parlor carpet because your entire chest is a purulent sac of rotted demonflesh'... You tend to come away with some capital-c Conditions.
NOW WITH A PODFIC!!!
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05 Mar 2024