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    It's three months after the androids peacefully revolted in Detroit, but it's anything but peaceful in Lt. Hank Anderson's head. Depression and hard-drinking have taken him over, especially now that the Android Personhood Act has legally declared that all androids are alive, and have equal rights under the constitution. What good does it do with Connor dead?

    Then a homicide case lands on his desk. Androids being mutilated, murdered, and forced to do god-knows what else. The investigation is disturbing, but leaves Hank grasping to the hope that Connor is still alive, if in grave danger.

    Whatever it takes, wherever he is, Hank will find him.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    117
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    195
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    42
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    3,455
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    Run ragged from months of demanding casework, B and L try and repair their relationship by taking a vacation in New Orleans. The two of them find themselves haunted, L by a fascinating case involving a vampiric cult, and B by a monstrous apparition who claims to know the secret behind his eyes.

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    6/?
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    28
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    30
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    2
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    1,152
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    One of the only damn reasons Marty tangled with men at all was their understanding of a few tacit rules, the first being that it was just getting off, just physical release and nothing more. The second being that it was never to be spoken of. Hell, it was rarely even asked for directly, the less said the better. Primal signals worked best: sitting a little too close in the sauna at the rec center, having a few too many whiskeys at the bar together. Men were uncomplicated and predictable, and Marty should’ve just stuck to blowjobs on dusty Parish roads instead of chasing a piece of tail like Lisa.

    Figures Rust’d be like a woman, wanting to talk about what happened.

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    1/1
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    37
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    542
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    75
    Hits:
    6,301
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    After a pair of thankless cases, B and L meet up at L’s Marylebone apartment to spend time together. Trying to let go of the case leads to becoming closer bound together-- both figuratively, and literally, through the art of Shibari, Japanese rope bondage.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,380
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    It’s 1993 and ‘phreaking’ has taken root in the UK, prompting L Lawliet to take on a case that will cement his reputation as a cyber-crime expert. With both A and B on board, together they head out for London’s DEFF con, a convention for computing and gaming nerds – but it’s hackers vs. adolescent hormones when L and B have to confront the charged and changing heat of their friendship. Are they friends and partners, or maybe something more?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,476
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    Ten year old detective L Lawliet encounters one of the most significant mysteries of his life when he meets Beyond Birthday, a runaway who can see the names and death dates of every human he comes across.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    26
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,413
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    A’s death opens a myriad of questions that B and L hope to find answers to in St. Petersburg, Russia. While investigating, they run across the fiery orphan-boy Mihael Keehl, too smart to be a normal street urchin.

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    English
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    58,620
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,022
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    In their first Halloween together in nearly five years, B and L make their tentative debut as a costumed couple when they attend Wedy's annual Halloween party. Every now and again, even these two asshole detectives can get a little schmoopy and fluffy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,096
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    Almost nothing gets to L Lawliet -- he wears his armor too well, swallows speed to blot out everything but the case. But when an accident, a gun-shot, and piss-poor timing leave L with the impression that B is dead, it's going to take all of B's most careful efforts to put L back together again.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,313
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    A year after B’s arrival at Wammy’s House, a child psychologist is brought in to investigate B and L’s unusually close friendship. The two of them navigate being put under the lens.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,055
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    Light Yagami may be dead, but his shadow still hangs over humanity. When two other-worldly beings yank L and Light's souls of Mu, they issue one not-so-simple challenge: either L must convince Light to renounce Kira’s brand of justice, or Light must convince L to embrace Kira’s brand of justice. To add to this struggle are some fresh obstacles: a parallel world/AU-like reality, a new second-Kira, the looming end of the Universe, and the biggest hurdle of all -- their mutual distrust of the other.

    Both post-anime canon and AU-verse, a slow burn toward Lawlight/LxLight

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    English
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    126,945
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    254
    Kudos:
    397
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    8,315
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    In the wake of A’s death, B and L reunite after five years, teaming up in Las Vegas to tackle a rumour of a case where tourists are waking up in buckets of ice with lost kidneys.

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    English
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    42,568
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,687
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    TRASH NOTE

    A series of vignettes involving the fandom's most popular, ridiculous, and essentially trashy scenarios for shipping up favorite Death Note characters. "The character whose name is written in this note shall obey the writer’s every trash whim, no matter how out-of-character, preposterous, unsavory, carnal, humiliating, or cracktastic."

    This is basically shameless in every way, shape, and form and will probably only get worse from here. I am surely going to hell. P.S. since the characters are getting it on thanks to the power of the "trash note," I suppose this might be considered dub-con by those who are really sensitive to the matter, but you really have to squint to see it, I think.

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    English
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    3,683
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,489
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    "L gives Light flesh made fact. L is the wayward flock for him to tend -- he’s Lucifer, the dawn-bringer, delivering light back to Light. Put bluntly, L’s the one who keeps shit interesting."

    Light and L love their games; L introduces Light to a few new ones, whether he's ready for them or not. In the end they'll fall together, then fall again, and again...

    Please note warnings - this is basically graphic porn without plot, gussied up with poetic language, and some character study.

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    English
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    4,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    6,086
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    The Boosh is on the verge of breaking up for good, but an unexpected and impossible journey to the Zooniverse may teach Julian and Noel how to better appreciate their creations, and each other. Originally posted to Boosh Slash Haven on LJ in 2006-2008.

    ETA: I recently realized that large chunks of this fic were missing due to my own carelessness, specifically at the ends of parts 3, 4, and 5. This has since been fixed, so if you've read this fic once and were confused, please re-read! thx.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,812
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,548
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    The long forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian, and how their comedic partnership devoloped

    Language:
    English
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    11,588
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    719
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    Noel and Julian get it on, in the least romantic ways possible. Story takes place during the Mighty Boosh stage tour of 2006.

    Language:
    English
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    3,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    1,871
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    There's something that Julian needs, and only one particular mortal can provide it.

    Language:
    English
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    5,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    700
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    The story of Old Gregg, the loneliest man-fish that ever was; or, "The Legend of Old Gregg" told from Old Gregg's perspective.

    Language:
    English
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    1,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    361
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    Why does Howard hate to be touched? Vince wishes he knew, and wracks his thick brain and dim memory for the answer to the mystery. Will he find the answer by remembering what really happened up in the Arctic? Shouldn't he consult a dictionary for big words like pteronophobia? And what's Dixon Bainbridge forcing Howard to do now that Howard's been demoted to his personal valet? So many questions!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    664

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