theyareprisons
Fandoms
- Empires SMP (13)
- Hermitcraft SMP (11)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (10)
- Video Blogging RPF (9)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (6)
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There was something in his woods.
Grian tilted his head and started to Watch, and then frowned. He knew there was a new presence, he’d felt the entity cross into his plane, but he didn't see any new souls.
Something must have been sneaking across his lands, which was absolutely not acceptable. With a twitch of his wings, Grian teleported himself to his woods. There was a snap of branches to his left, and Grian flared his wings.
Something stumbled out from behind a patch of trees. It was a tall and lanky thing, with messy black hair and a matching black mustache. Most disturbingly, it was a human.
Grian simply could not allow that.
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Grian has hated humans for eons, and he wanted to smite Mumbo Jumbo the second that they met. The only reason he spares Mumbo is because Mumbo is one of Pearl's followers (and Pearl would not take kindly to Grian killing one of her own). Mumbo isn't like any other human, and Grian makes the decision to get to know him. It's only a matter of time before Grian falls for him, too.
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Stay Alive by theyareprisons
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
03 Sep 2024
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Tango is just trying to make an honest living as a very respectable smuggler, sneaking contraband into the Hub. He's lived in the Hub for nearly his whole life, and he doesn't foresee that changing anytime soon.
Unfortunately, a new law is announced that will make it harder for non-humans, like Tango, to live safely in the Hub. While others try to leave the Hub, Tango decides to fake a human identity for the rest of his life. This is quickly derailed when he's tasked with sneaking a very lovable canary hybrid out of the Hub.
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The Canary by theyareprisons
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
30 Mar 2024
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Jimmy has a hard time remembering things. He knows he wasn’t always this small. He knows he wasn’t always in a cage. He knows he used to have a family.
Jimmy lets out a small chirp.
He used to be louder, nosier, but he can’t muster the energy anymore. It’s too cold and dark down here, and there's been this strange smell that hurts Jimmy’s head and makes it hard for him to see straight.
Jimmy’s headache becomes more pronounced. He lets out another soft chirp, sagging against the metal bars of his cage. He tries to stay upright, but he loses his grip on his perch and falls down to the bottom of his cage.
He tries to turn his head, to let out some sort of warning for his Miner, but something feels too heavy and constricting on his lungs and he can’t make a sound.
When he focuses back up at the ceiling, he feels like he’s flying - soaring once more, without the restriction of his cage.
He’s flying, and everything goes dark.
In which Jimmy is a canary hybrid trapped in his canary form
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Dating a vampire was not exactly like Grian had expected. He honestly thought it would have been sexier - not that Mumbo wasn’t sexy, of course - but Grian had kind of assumed that their relationship would always be sparkling with heated gazes, tongues running along lips, and the tantalizing exhilaration of twin fangs pressed delicately against Grian’s neck.
Mumbo was much softer and awkward than all the dark and dirty vampiric romance novels Grian had read. Mumbo always had some sort of poem or song that reminded him of Grian, millions of recipes that he knew Grian would love, and a beautiful garden in which he picked special bouquets everyday for Grian. Dating a vampire was nothing like Grian could have imagined - it was much, much better.
Of course, there were times that dating a vampire was not like Grian had expected because of reasons he never could have predicted. But this wasn’t always bad, and Grian wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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Five times that dating a vampire isn't what Grian expects, and the one time it is.
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Of all the colors, Mumbo misses red the most.
Red was Grian’s favorite color. Some days, he’ll catch himself staring longingly at a rose or an apple, trying desperately to remember how it felt to see red.
Back when the incident was still fresh and new, Mumbo would dream in color. Now, though, he dreams mostly in shades of gray. Sometimes he wakes up with the memory of blues, purples, greens, pinks fading from his mind. He’ll stare up at his dark roof and try to retain as much of it as he can, but in the end it bleeds away - like it did that day - and he’s back to his world of black and white.
In actuality, it’s not the lack of color that really bothers Mumbo. Sure, not being able to see color can make it difficult for him to redstone since he uses wool for pathways, but that’s something he can overcome.
What really bothers Mumbo is what the lack of color means.
It’s been a few years since the incident, and most days are fine - but really nothing can prepare someone for losing their soulmate.
Recent series
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Empires SMP Headcanon Stories by theyareprisons
Fandom Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Feb 2022
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fic collection of pre-series headcanon stories for Empires SMP
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- 4,691
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Fish Husbands by theyareprisons
Fandom Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Mar 2022
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Empires SMP with Fish Husbands (fWhip/Jimmy)
- Words:
- 16,727
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 21