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In Five Seconds I Will be Kissing You. Don't Laugh. by twynte
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Oct 2025
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Hovering there, noses about to brush, Grian takes the final plunge. "Don't laugh," he mutters as his lips scrape down Scar's cupid's bow.
——Between stocking shelves, placating customers, and long waits at the bus stop, there may be some indication that Grian is losing his mind.
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[ Interview - Shelby, fledgling ]
"You know, when my mom told me about the transition a woman's body goes through, she forgot to mention the white hair. She also didn't say I would lose all of my blood."
(A beat. The fledging looks down at her arms.)
"The paleness suits me, I think."
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Or, the coven has a personal documentary made. The detective investigating the Oakhurst serial disappearances hates this.OR, a silly filler episode to make up for the week hiatus.
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Cub steps forward, scratching his neck. That’s definitely a tell if Scar’s ever seen one. “Yeah, about that, Scar…”
Scar frowns into his coffee cup, the steam collecting around his face makes his cheeks damp with condensation. There's a foreboding presence in the space between them, choking out the light mood of the morning sun. There's nothing in the world that should warrant this kind of tension. It's Cub, after all.
“You have to model with Grian.”
Scar goes deathly still. “You signed me up for a photoshoot with.. Grian?”
Grian: his ex. His only ex. The guy that went and tore his heart out.
➴ Half a decade out of a degree in fabric styling and modeling, Scar's doing well for himself. He's built an agency from the ground up with his friends, earned the moniker HauteGuy from fans, and there is absolutely no sign of good looking ex-lovers. The world can't let dead things be.
In which Scar learns a few things about love, fate, and karma. All together, at the same time.
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At first, he thinks the bird is simply ignoring the question, staring at him with a glazed over expression. It takes a deep, heaving breath and then tilts its head to one side. “You look like you’re about to eat me.”
“Would you be opposed?” Scar purrs, even as Grian shakes his head with a half-laugh, a blow of air through a cracked beak.
Grian grins, cruel and wicked, and suddenly the temple air is pointed and dangerous, as if waiting for a command. Behind his beak are relatively human-looking teeth, like the feathers are merely a dusty old costume pulled over human skin. His teeth are still vaguely sharp and if Scar messes up now, they will certainly find themselves lodged in the side of his neck, or worse: sinking into the recess of his mana reserves.
The threat is enticing. Scar’s blood roars in his ears.
Or: Scar is a magic-eating troublemaker Vex unable to keep his chompers to himself. He bites off more than he can chew when a tether of ancient magic pulls him into a community of vengeful curse-bearers and their comatose leader.
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- Part 1 of Deep Violet AU
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Never Give a Dead Cat a Flamethrower by twynte for etheoretical
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Aug 2025
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"How do you know his name," Grian grounds out, each word putting more pressure on Scar's temple. Sooner rather than later his head will burst like a balloon.
"He told me."
"Liar."
"No, no—listen." Scar keeps his voice calm and steady even as Grian's hand digs further into his skull. "Mumbo told me his name willingly. There weren't any hoodwinks, or deceptions, or even online digging. He—We went on a date a couple months ago."
The author never did anything with the romantic tension. Scar might as well pick up the pen.
Or, Scar wakes up in the body of a comic book villain destined to fail. In a clear sign of stupidity, he tries to talk his way out of it.
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Grian's Involuntary Holiday at Skullcrusher Mountain by Sparksnevadas
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Feb 2025
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Mumbo has been missing for a year. It's up to Grian to continue the search, even if the Hero Association will disapprove of his methods. Making a deal with a villain was against the rules.
But Scar was a little different, wasn't he?
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Self-indulgent superhero au that mixes in aspects from the characters across a lot of Hermitcraft seasons. Very lighthearted!
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- Part 1 of Skullcrusher Mountain
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22 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
going through a slow re-read of this fun masterpiece.... morris my beloved little liar... moral ambiguity my love..
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Possession is Nine-Tenths by sparrowpassing
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Jul 2023
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Tango is a demon just trying to get by. Etho is a hunter trying to save his best friend.
Kidnapping, gardening, and a friendship that could have been.
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28 May 2025
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I Am The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill by changelingthingling for lucidfeverdreamer
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Aug 2025
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"Grian, Grian, it's me." I know, I know, I know, I wanted to scream. I know it's you but this cannot be you. Oliver is gentle and kind and endearingly strange and he does not have eyes like the dead stars and nails like talons and gore covering his teeth. I heard a click as the door handle began to turn, the door slowly creaking open.
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In August of 1922, Grian stumbles across a beautiful mansion on his way to his sister's wedding, but the two strange inhabitants of this home begin to seem more and more sinister the longer he stays.
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09 Aug 2025
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Decadent, Divine. Reese made first-person sexy again.
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Neath the grove is a heart by ZodiacDragon334 for CathedralOfGhosts
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Aug 2025
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"Scar lifted his head back to Camelot. The bells fell silent, their dying breaths rising as smoke. Dawn painted brilliant streaks of colours across the sky. The blood of Camelot on a canvas of twilight, mocking beauty after the bloodshed.
"I need to find my family," Scar said, his voice softening. "Before Mordred's army does. You don't have to come if you don't want to."
"I'll stay with you." Grian's words tumbled free without second thought. He cleared his throat. "I mean, I've got nowhere else to go anyway. And we'll have a better shot at surviving if we stay together." "
Or: After the fall of Camelot and the death of King Arthur, Scar and Grian, two former knights, leave the kingdom in search of Scar's family and a new life across the border.
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10 Aug 2025
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Camelot au… swords, magic, and the promise of death. Scarian never saw it coming 😗
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come on in and cover me by Anonymous
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Jul 2025
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A bright, glowing green lightsaber cuts through the door of Grian's cell. Buzzing as it goes, the metal metals like it’s nothing, arcing in a circle just big enough for a person to fit through. It looks straight out of an action holo. The cut-out part of the door pushes through and crashes onto the floor near Grian’s feet.
A head of tousled brown hair leans into the cell. Eyes as green as the lightsaber meet Grian’s. The man’s face breaks into a knowing, roguish grin.
“I’m Scar Goodtimes,” he says with a flash of his teeth. “We’re here to rescue you.”
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
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- Part 4 of this anon’s fics