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    {Once Upon A Time…

    There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

    The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.

    Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…

    Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.

    The smut isn’t until later chapters.}

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    14 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Crowley has always felt a need to feel himself immortalised in paint - what can Aziraphale do but buy the pictures?

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    20 Mar 2021

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    04 Nov 2020

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    15 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    03 Jan 2020

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    Some say that Captain Cipher sold his soul to a demon to escape the gallows 30 years ago, others say he never had soul to begin with. Vowing revenge on Stanford and all the Pines family, Bill Cipher has had all the time in the world to formulate a plan. And when one Dipper Pines practically falls into his lap, it was the perfect time to set things in motion.

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    07 Apr 2017

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  7. Public Bookmark 25

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    Ever want a farm of your own? Dream of starting a another life, new places, everything fresh and brand new? Ever dream of raising an entire herd of rowdy boys who refuse to keep their clothes on, and keep wasting all their (really expensive!) milk?

     

    This is literally a very self-indulgent story about running a farm full of mootsu. AKA - cow matsus. Lots of crazy antics happen. Lot's of naughty things. Lot's of punishments when the mootsu keep sharing their milk with each other, and leaving none to be sold...!

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    04 Dec 2016

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    Ichimatsu has a healthy relationship with his big brother.

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    04 Dec 2016

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    Cipher is the best dancer anyone's ever seen, men and women flock from cities around to watch him perform. Bill is the most detached neighbor Dipper's ever known. It's difficult to believe that they're the same person.

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    20/20
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    03 Dec 2016

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    Dipper just wanted to have a normal college life- well, as normal as one could have it while continuing to research the mysteries of Gravity Falls. He did NOT intend to have to deal with losing all of his work just as he needed it the most.

    He also did not intend to have a demon be his only chance of getting it back.

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    03 Dec 2016

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    16 Oct 2016

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    Just a quick summon, why not? Give 'em a deal, take advantage of their idiocy - Bill was going to get everything he wanted.

    If it wasn't for this asshole.

    Companion fic to Faking It, from Bill's POV.

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    Chapters:
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    29 Sep 2016

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    Dipper's the worst practitioner in his entire family. He's never been great at magic, he's struggling to improve - he doesn't even have a familiar.

    Maybe it's time to fix that.

    Dipper makes some mistakes.

    Based on a prompt from tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    1,047
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    26 Sep 2016

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    After the events of Gideon Rises, Bill Cipher enters Dipper's dreams and makes a deal with him - one that will change many future events.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
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    17 Sep 2016

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  15. Public Bookmark 17

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    Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu wrestle.

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    16 Aug 2016

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    You can do just about anything when alone in the mountains. Get drunk, party, and be as loud as you want... as well as a few other ulterior motives...
    Privacy can be an amazing thing.
    (Pure smut. Pure, beautiful smut.)

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    15 Aug 2016

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  17. Public Bookmark 9

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    Toudou follows a stranger off a train, through the woods, and to the very gates of a town like something out of a medieval picture book. It's impulsive, rash, and unreasonable even for him, yet he's certain Makishima needs his help. He's determined to convince Makishima to come away with him, away from the town's surly gatekeeper, enigmatic host, and imposing cafe owner, all of whom must be doing something to keep Makishima in that awful, lonely place against his will. Something Toudou will put a stop to, no matter what the cost.

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    Chapters:
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    16 Nov 2015

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  18. Public Bookmark 51

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    It's a given that Toudou is here. He's always at the peak (a few seconds behind or in front), he's always on the other end of the phone, and he's certainly always planning more races so that he can end up racing Makishima again.

    Makishima has accepted this as much as he's accepted that he's Maki-chan, and that's the beginning of the end, he supposes.

    Awkward beginnings to awkward continuances, and that's about the extent of it all. Makishima might get used to this. Eventually.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    16 Nov 2015

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  19. Public Bookmark 72

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    Jinpachi Toudou is not just one of the most dashing editors of Marukawa Publishing but also one of its best. But it seems the publishing life has driven him out of the mountain roads, or is there a different reason altogether?

    Will it take an old friend to bring back his love for biking and more?

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    32,219
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    81
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    16 Nov 2015

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    They called him the Jewel Beetle of Yoshiwara and nobody knew what his real name was.
    Most of them had never seen his face, either, because he hardly ever left the high-class brothel that was his home.
    There was no point in doubting his existence, though, since people came for him from every corner of the prefecture.
    And none of them had ever left the district disappointed, nor dissatisfied.

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    100,268
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    355
    Kudos:
    697
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    138
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    11,109

    13 Nov 2015

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