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on the difference between heat and light by malfaisant
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2019
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Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.
“Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”
“I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.
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26 Feb 2025
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Again, he heard the noise, almost drum-like. Did someone break in? Roy tilted his head trying to suss out the direction of the sound. He slowly walked toward the bathrooms thinking it was coming from there. Roy's hand was on the bathroom door when the loud thump occurred again redirecting him.
The boot room.
Roy quickly walked down the hallway and pushed open the door to the boot room. To his right he found the culprit of the noise.
Jamie Tartt stuck in a fucking dryer.
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13 Jan 2025
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It’s a bitterly cold night in 2017 when Roy Kent meets Jamie Tartt at the Etihad Stadium, and as much as he tries to deny it, there’s something…special, about the little prick. Something that makes him want to throw his own rules out the window and maybe, for once in his life, be brave.
What he doesn’t know - what he couldn’t have known - is that this one meeting is about to fuck up his entire life.
(Or, lovers to enemies, enemies to lovers, and everything before and in between)
Pre-Canon through season one.
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26 Sep 2024
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Rodney has this weird urge to touch John's hair.
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11 Aug 2024
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Roy's happy with Keeley, he really is. But sometimes he gets this itch he just needs to scratch, and nice girls like Keeley, they don't do the kind of things he wants. It's fine. He ignores it, usually. Until Jamie Tartt shows up on his doorstep.
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15 Jul 2024
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“Are you asking me to be your fucking friend with benefits, Tartt?”
Jamie makes a face, and tilts his head. “Coach with benefits, more like.”or,
Four times Roy and Jamie avoid their feeling(s), and the one time they don't.
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14 Jul 2024
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13 Jun 2024
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“Saw you looking at me after that goal…you thought it was sexy,” Jamie murmured, fingers wrapping around Roy’s dick, and yeah, he was fully hard and it was sexy and goddamn, he was already forgetting he was annoyed with Jamie. It was harder and harder to stay angry at the little prick these days, because as soon as Roy got good and worked up, Jamie got his hands or his mouth on him and all that rage would wash away. “Knew you wanted to put me on my knees. Could see it on your face. Right there in front of fifty thousand people.” Jamie never stopped talking unless his mouth was full. Roy put his hand on the back of Jamie’s head, holding him but not pushing him down. Yet. “You think anybody else noticed? How big bad Roy Kent wants to get his dick sucked by—”
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- Part 2 of Gotta Give
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01 Dec 2023
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When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.
Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.
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27 Nov 2023
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A look at the locker room immediately following AFC Richmond's first Premier League win.
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- Part 1 of Champagne Celebrations
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24 Nov 2023
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And Jamie likes free shit as much as the next bloke, especially free shit from Roy, whose attention he gulps down like fucking air, but it’s like — “Roy, mate. I’ve got me own money, haven’t I?”
(In which Jamie doesn't need a sugar daddy, but Roy just might need somebody to spoil.)
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04 Nov 2023
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There's something weird about Roy's new house. Floors keep creaking, it feels like someone's watching him, and when he gets out of the shower, someone - or something - has written KUNT in the bathroom mirror.
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Or, Jamie dies right before his career takes off and can't seem to move on. Roy Kent is the unfortunate soul who moves into the house he haunts.
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- Part 1 of i cannot sleep, i cannot dream tonight
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04 Oct 2023
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[“You don’t have to be a dick about it, man,” he says, tucking his hands into his armpits.
“Be a dick about what, you twat,” Roy fires back. “You’re taking the fucking piss.”
“I’m not!” Jamie half-shouts, indignant. “I’m trying to propose, you shrivelled arsehole!”]
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17 Jul 2023
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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08 Mar 2023
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The Tenth Doctor's reluctance to move on becomes the Fourteenth Doctor's desire to go back. He's no longer running from his past, but turning to go hurtling back there. He'll crash through, if he has to. The Laws of Time will make way for him.
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29 Dec 2022
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"Let’s make a deal: Every year you have to spend in school with me is another star I’ll take you to visit once we’re through with this shite."
Theta and Koschei go to see the stars.
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- Part 2 of Screenplays: Academy Era
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04 Dec 2022
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Eulogy by Tagpye
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
28 Sep 2022
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After being wrenched back into the Time War the Doctor finds himself at the mercy of a Master he once knew. He has a few ideas about how to distract his best enemy into taking off his handcuffs. He also hasn't quite gotten over the grief of losing him.
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04 Dec 2022
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Cafestrovalva by x_los
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
24 Sep 2010
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“You could very easily be poisoning these people. You might be attempting to weaken this timeline by feeding it a steady diet of anachronisms—softening it up in preparation for a larger plan. You might, Master, be capable of anything. Or at least of anything but running a tea shop.”
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15 Nov 2022
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It’s just to ensure Crowley’s doing it correctly, Aziraphale tells himself at first. To make sure he’s getting the miracles right. But when Aziraphale hides and watches Crowley perform his first miracle since his fall, Aziraphale finds instead that Crowley--oh, he was made for this. The love that brims from him when he is allowed at last to heal, to help, to save. A demon shouldn’t love performing Heaven’s work like this, should he? What else, then, is a lie? (Don’t ask questions.) Aziraphale can’t stop watching, through the centuries. Presently, Crowley catches him, and many, many truths come to light.
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17 Oct 2022
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“Just look at this!”
Jaskier stretches an arm towards the low-hanging washing lines that weave between statues and trees. Except there’s no laundry here, only small pieces of papers clipped onto those lines with personal information written on them—names, age, occupation, hobbies, and most importantly, what this person looks for in a match.
“Look at what?” Geralt crosses his arms, eyeing the hundreds of matchmaking notices flapping in the wind.
“All these people are looking for someone,” Jaskier says, excitedly, his fingers brushing a particular sheet. “One of them has to be the right person for you if you would just stop brooding and look!”
Or,
Jaskier is determined to play the matchmaker. Geralt is not amused.
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24 Jun 2022