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- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (172)
- Marvel (79)
- The Old Guard (Movies 2020 2025) (31)
- Good Omens (TV) (13)
- The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells (12)
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"I figure, one of us up here, the other down there, we should be able to lower it," Clint said, but something in Bucky's reflection caught his eye. Clint took a step closer, and his mirror image did too.
Except… it was smiling.
Kind of creepily, too.
When Clint discovers a mirror in his and Bucky's new house, he thinks nothing of it. The mirror, however, spots an opportunity.
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Then he was falling, and Patrick was there.
Their embrace seemed to last hours.After Art wins his match in the final, Patrick takes him back to the locker room to investigate what has changed in Art.
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“I’ll be fine,” Stede insisted, turning back to the bar and the pink drink that nearly matched her shirt.
“You’re a succubus, honey. You’ve got to feed.”
“Not on you, I don’t,” Stede huffed, looking over her shoulder at Jack.When Jack finds a pretty succubus at the bar all alone, she does the only chivalrous thing possible: offers herself as tribute
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A Secret of Perfect Proportions by vexbatch for yaz113
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Oct 2025
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"Yes, Israel?" Stede said, glad for the umbrella so he needn't shade his eyes from the glare of the sun.
"Come with me; I've got something to show you." Izzy stopped a good five feet from the blanket, turning half away to glance up at the sidewalk.
"I'm quite enjoying myself here, actually."
When Ed, Jack, Stede, and Izzy all pile into the truck to head to the beach, the tension between Izzy and Stede mounts.
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On Our Way to Alright by vexbatch for StrangeBlueGlow
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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"He likes your gifts, Fang. Just not mine."
"Oh."
After getting back together with Ed, Izzy tries to find the perfect gift.
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AU wherein Ed and Izzy have an OnlyFans page and Stede has money to burn.
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- 2
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The Stede Dick Ensmallening Agenda by lovedhands, vexbatch
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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What it says on the tin. For if you hate that guy Steve and/or think he needs to be humbled. Mostly uncorrelated oneshots. Almost always with a hefty helping of degradation/humiliation for everyone's favorite plague.
(Will never be complete. My work never ends. Fighting the good fight.)- Words:
- 130,100
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
- Words:
- 251
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- 2
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[PRE-NOVEMBER 2024 UPDATE] AO3 Terms of Service by Avanie, Avanie Chorus (Avanie), blackglass, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, coffee_mage, CrimsonMoonn, edible_chemistry, Evillullaby, flamingwell_collabs, FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, HowOldAreWe, InklingDancer, JocundaSykesEncore, kealdrakemna, kealdrakemna_collabs (kealdrakemna), KeriArentikaiMultipods (KeriArentikai), kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, Koschei_B, LadyEn, LadyEn_Multipods (LadyEn), mistbornhero, mistingsidekick, Moonlovingvampire, Nrandom, patientanxiety, RambleCo Multivoice (Rambling_Company), Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), ReformedTsunderePodfics (ReformedTsundere), reveriepi, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), shash_multivoice (sunkitten_shash), shash_reads (sunkitten_shash), sisi_rambles, stardust_andstories, Stasia Reader (Stasia), sunkitten_shash, sunlightsymphony, takonomz, takopods (takonomz), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (be_brave13), with (bluedreaming), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (korechthonia), with (PopcornFairy28), with (reveriepi)
Fandom: Archive of Our Own, No Fandom
18 May 2024
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- 160
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- 3
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Mx. Machine Manners [Podfic] by ArtemisTheHuntress, blackglass, bluegeekEM, carboncopies, chokedbyanangel (little_seahorse), FlightlessNotFightless, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, mistingsidekick, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (LordSmeldingtonTheThird), with (Tipsy_Kitty), with (wilfriede0815)
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
04 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 211
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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what a simple thought (you're starving 'til you're not) by yaz113
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
20 Oct 2025
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[Dennis] doesn’t think. Doesn’t plan it. Just reaches out, hand landing on Robby’s arm, thumb pressed into the crook of his elbow. Light, deliberate, a mirror of every touch he’s been given all day.
Robby goes still. Completely still.After three weeks of being palmed by Robby, Whitaker decides to return the favor.
Robby promptly has a crisis.Bookmarked by vexbatch
25 Oct 2025
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Robby/Whittaker in the closet after all those electric touches
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“So you, uh. You ever done this before?”
Patrick scoffs. “Have I ever gotten fucked with a racket during a threeway?”
Bookmarked by vexbatch
21 Oct 2025
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HOT HOT HOT threesome with Tahsi, Art, and Patrick
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Daily Affirmations for Izzy Hands by PleaseStopHerNow for vexbatch, velocishadow
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death Probably
11 Jan 2024
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Does what it says on the tin
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- English
- Words:
- 13
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 7
- Kudos:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
18 Oct 2025
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HILARIOUS podfic of some daily affirmations for izzy
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Country roads, take me home by Nadzieja for MyHowTheyFly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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Izzy leaves his shift late at night, as always, shuts the bar and crawls into his old car. Just a couple of months before he had something to look forward to—going home to Edward, but turns out Ed wasn't happy with the life they had. When Stede showed up, Ed left him without a second thought.
Nowadays Izzy finds himself thinking of that one fling with a country singer he met just before they got together with Ed. The one that asked him to run away with him in his old caravan.
Hearing him sing again on the radio reignites the old emotions but is there a chance for them to meet again?
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- English
- Words:
- 8,196
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 22
- Kudos:
- 138
- Bookmarks:
- 17
- Hits:
- 981
Bookmarked by vexbatch
14 Jun 2025
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SOFT SWEET CJIZZY
simp jack
soft dom izzy
ed fucked off with stede but that's okay, jack makes it all better -
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I hear you both now run an inn
Out of a fucking shack
HA!
Ha!
Ha.
Is this what I helped you win,
Trading your sails for pillows and flapjacks?Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 266
- Chapters:
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- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 42
- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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- 134
Bookmarked by vexbatch
08 May 2025
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FANTASTIC izzy filk
he's dead and gone and still singing strong