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A Good Old-Fashioned Cock Up by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Feb 2021
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Crowley's habit of subjecting Aziraphale to bad movie nights backfires spectacularly.
Another small crack fic for the prompt "Let's watch".
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22 Jul 2023
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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22 Jul 2023
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Crowley likes giving Aziraphale things. Whatever he wants, actually.
Which, happily, includes Crowley himself, as it turns out.
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19 Jul 2023
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Something to do with these sacred words by Solshine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.
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18 Jul 2023
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Put Out The Fire by Aleakim
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2021
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Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.
Absolutely everyone.
Well, apart from Crowley, that is.
And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.
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16 Jul 2023
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Anthophilia by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Mar 2015
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Anthony J. Crowley's life seems like it's finally falling into place: his floral shop has begun to gain an undercurrent of appreciation in the design elite of London, and he might have even finally found a boyfriend who looks just right lounging on his Tenreiro sofa. Things seem almost perfect, until one day the empty shop across the street is leased to frumpy fellow Oxford alumni, who doesn't seem to remember Crowley nearly as well as he remembers him, which really shouldn't bother him as much as it does - it was ten years ago after all, and it wasn't even that good of a kiss.
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08 Jul 2023
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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of more first than sun, more last than star
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07 Jul 2023
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Exposed by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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“Oh,” Gabriel’s eyes widened, hand coming to rest upon his chest. The smugness left his face, instantly replaced with realization and a hint of horror in his eerie, violet eyes. He was quiet for a long, unbearable pause.
“Uh, what?” Crowley asked, lifting his head.
Gabriel was staring at Aziraphale, looking positively astounded. “I feel it. I, this has been around you for a long time, but I feel it even more now. I guess because he’s actually here with you.”
Aziraphale shifted on his feet anxiously, dread in the pit of his stomach. “What on earth are you talking about?”
“You love him,” Gabriel said, almost in awe. It wasn’t an accusation, but a statement of fact.
Crowley’s jaw dropped with an audible intake of breath and his sunglasses slid down the bridge of his nose. He whipped around to him.
Aziraphale wanted to bolt.
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In which Gabriel can feel how much Aziraphale loves Crowley, and outs him.- Language:
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06 Jul 2023
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Four times Crowley called Aziraphale "sweetheart" without noticing (and One time he did) by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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"Sweetheart" (1290) - A person who is very dear to another; one who is loved. From sweet (adj.) + heart (n.)
Over the years, Crowley has called Aziraphale "sweetheart" on at least four different occasions. He just hasn't actually noticed himself saying it.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Endearments
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06 Jul 2023
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Come-Fuck-Me Hips by AgentStannerShipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2019
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Crowley has had a fantasy about Aziraphale for centuries now. Too bad the angel would never take him up on it.
Except, as it turns out, he absolutely would.
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06 Jul 2023
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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05 Jul 2023
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An Invitation You Can't Decline by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
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05 Jul 2023
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AU: Hughie is a Supe called Bolt with teleportation powers (but he keeps his clothes on when he uses them). When he and Butcher first encounter each other, it's like the meeting of two opposite charges. They are irresistibly drawn back together again and again, despite knowing that this can only end in ruin...
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04 Jul 2023
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Hughie and Butcher have been fucking for six months. There are no feelings between them. Of course not. Why would there be? It's just fucking.
But then Butcher's biggest case bites Hughie of all people in the ass and now Hughie has to figure out where he stands in the middle of murder, drug trafficking, and angry lesbians. The most difficult part of it all is figuring out Butcher himself and whether or not Hughie actually means something to him.
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- Part 9 of fuck, I love you, I love you
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03 Jul 2023
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Who knew the boys could get so jealous?
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- Part 6 of fuck, I love you, I love you
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04 Jul 2023
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Butcher finally figures out what Hughie likes to be called and it's not princess.
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- Part 7 of fuck, I love you, I love you
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03 Jul 2023
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“Daddy’s home,” Butcher says, and Hughie grits his teeth and rages and fumes and seethes because this is not fair, he does not get to just waltz back in after fucking everything, and act like nothing’s happened. MM accepts it, and Frenchie’s come to expect it, and Kimiko- well, who fucking knows, but Hughie is not there yet. He is not broken in, worn down or fucking willing to repress this anymore.
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03 Jul 2023
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Ed has difficulty managing Stede’s ridiculously large cock, so he brings in someone he thinks might be able to help. Of course, Izzy needs to be softened up a bit first.
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- Part 1 of don't ask me
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02 Jul 2023
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Izzy doesn’t trust Stede Bonnet as far as he can throw him, which is why Stede’s sudden, incessant niceness is so alarming.
(Or: When Stede & Ed return to co-captaining, they decide that Izzy Hands deserves nice things, too.)
Can be read as a stand alone.
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02 Jul 2023
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Blasphemy to the Highest Extent by Pumpkinseed_Sunfish
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 May 2023
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Stede is a priest at a local church. When Edward arrives at the church in search of refuge, Stede has to deal with his own complicated feelings towards the man. It doesn't help that Stede is possessed by a demon named Izzy, who is interested in corrupting Stede as much as possible. As Ed and Stede's relationship grows stronger, Izzy decides he wants to be a part of it.
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01 Jul 2023