witless_chimera
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To Remain Intact by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Feb 2026
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Down on his luck, Leone Abbacchio becomes the sugar baby to a rich man named Bucciarati. But their arrangement may end up being more than he bargained for...
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they shoot a horse with a broken leg by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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...so what do they do to a horse with a broken back?
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Agnes Tachyon suffers a much more serious set of injuries after an accident at the Satsuki Sho. Now she has to take a trip down the long road of recovery, with the help of two friends.
(No longer updating.)
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In which X lives their life in a way they had never imagined.
(Title and tags are subject to change.)
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The Long Haul by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Oct 2025
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There, staring at the entirety of his body, everything looked right to Diego, bar his abdomen, which was swollen and rounded.
God fucking dammit.
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Diego Brando gives birth. Thankfully, he’s not alone.
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Neighborly by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Sep 2025
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Risotto heard shuffling and footsteps for a brief moment, then the door to his right opened, revealing the black bobbed man standing in the doorway completely nude. “Would you like to come in?” he asked, tone calm and almost sweet despite the absurdity of the situation.
Risotto couldn’t help himself but to see this as an opportunity.
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Risotto watches the neighbors have sex, and he gets a little more than he asked for.
Series
- Part 4 of Smut Shorts
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No Need to Argue AU by witless_chimera
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Apr 2025
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Smut Shorts by witless_chimera
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Sep 2025
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drabbles by witless_chimera
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Oct 2024
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Ralsei breaks the news to the novice puzzlemaker: Castletown needs a ruler, and Rouxls is the only one fit for that position. Still in denial, he starts thinking of every silly excuse to prevent his coronation from happening.
Bookmarked by witless_chimera
05 Feb 2026
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An unexpected coronation by Spirulina247
Rouxls Kaard my beloved
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fake it til you make it by machas for whoremoantreatments
Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2023
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Cú's overdue for a treat.
Bookmarked by witless_chimera
23 Jun 2026
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fake it til you make it by machas
oughhhhhh I’ve read this so many times I can’t fucking get over it oughhhhhhh