16 Works by witless_chimera
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To Remain Intact by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Feb 2026
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Down on his luck, Leone Abbacchio becomes the sugar baby to a rich man named Bucciarati. But their arrangement may end up being more than he bargained for...
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they shoot a horse with a broken leg by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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...so what do they do to a horse with a broken back?
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Agnes Tachyon suffers a much more serious set of injuries after an accident at the Satsuki Sho. Now she has to take a trip down the long road of recovery, with the help of two friends.
(No longer updating.)
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In which X lives their life in a way they had never imagined.
(Title and tags are subject to change.)
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The Long Haul by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Oct 2025
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There, staring at the entirety of his body, everything looked right to Diego, bar his abdomen, which was swollen and rounded.
God fucking dammit.
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Diego Brando gives birth. Thankfully, he’s not alone.
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Neighborly by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Sep 2025
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Risotto heard shuffling and footsteps for a brief moment, then the door to his right opened, revealing the black bobbed man standing in the doorway completely nude. “Would you like to come in?” he asked, tone calm and almost sweet despite the absurdity of the situation.
Risotto couldn’t help himself but to see this as an opportunity.
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Risotto watches the neighbors have sex, and he gets a little more than he asked for.
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- Part 4 of Smut Shorts
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Like Never Before by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Sep 2025
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“Jotaro,” Kakyoin whispered, chuckling softly in disbelief. “What’s this for?”
“I felt like it,” he said in a quiet mutter, propping himself up a little higher on his elbow. “Do you… want to?”
“Of course I do, you silly boy.”
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Jotaro and Kakyoin have sex for the first time.
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- Part 3 of Smut Shorts
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Saturday Morning Fun by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Sep 2025
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“What is it?” Yukako asked softly, leaning down to meet his gaze a little closer.
“I-“ Koichi bit his bottom lip to stop himself, his face turning a little pink as he clenched his eyes shut and looked away from her. “I want to have sex with you! Please!”
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Yukako and Koichi have sex in the kitchen.
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- Part 2 of Smut Shorts
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A Dinner Date to Remember by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Sep 2025
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“There will be other restaurants,” Bucciarati assured his husband, standing up and sitting on the edge of the table, almost as if to tease him. “But this will certainly be a day to remember instead of a horribly boring dinner date. Come on.”
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Abbacchio and Bucciarati have sex like no one’s watching, even though they certainly are.
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- Part 1 of Smut Shorts
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daffodil lament by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Apr 2025
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Ghiaccio was told to do just one thing on his way home from work: go check on Melone.
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Ghiaccio goes to check on Melone and makes a discovery. Now it's up to him to fix everything.Series
- Part 1 of No Need to Argue AU
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Lose the Princess, Kiss the Villain by witless_chimera
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
29 Mar 2025
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X reflects on their relationship with Four in their final moments.
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learning to love by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Oct 2024
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Kakyoin and Jolyne have a small talk on the balcony.
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- Part 6 of drabbles
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if there’s a weirder tale, i’d love to hear it by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Oct 2024
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Melone tells Ghiaccio about what life was like before Passione.
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- Part 5 of drabbles
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i want him back by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Oct 2024
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Abbacchio misses his husband.
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- Part 4 of drabbles
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who i want to be by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Oct 2024
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Kira just needs to sign his name. It shouldn’t be this hard.
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- Part 3 of drabbles
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it’s my job to protect him by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Oct 2024
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Giorno and Mista have to arrange Bruno’s funeral, and deal with an unexpected trial.
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- Part 2 of drabbles
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what’s wrong with me by witless_chimera
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Oct 2024
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Anasui doesn’t like his body.
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- Part 1 of drabbles