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“Ohh, what a horrendous undertaking I’ve been handed!” Aziraphale affected the highest disdain with his voice, though his expression bore nothing but mirth. “Alas, I am so unfortunately deigned to bed my gorgeous husband and make him cum until he begs me to stop! King Sisyphus truly has nothing on my plight.”
Crowley did manage a small laugh, warmth returning to his features once more. “I’m serious, y’nut, I mean...” oh, but it was so hard to talk with Aziraphale’s hands on him, especially once Aziraphale dipped down to get his lips involved, mouthing along the sensitive skin where neck became shoulder. “S-surely there’s gotta be another... fuck, another way t’... counteract this.”
Aziraphale raised his head to give Crowley a look, something that was a motley mix of confusion, adoration, amusement, and a healthy dash of pride. The hand not on Crowley’s neck swept downward, taking a greedy handful of Crowley’s ass.
“Who wants to counteract Paradise, dear boy?”
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In which Crowley’s risky forays into xenobotany finally come back to bite him in the - well, you’ll find out.
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- Part 12 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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12 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale could not stop staring at Crowley’s lips.
“Right-o.” Aziraphale breathed, hoping it made up for the fact that he hadn’t heard a word. His mind was much too focused on the delicate dip of Crowley’s cupid’s bow, the sleek cut of his opera gloves, the impossible tightness of his leotard.
The leotard which was now hanging loose off his newly-masculine chest, exposing the whole of his torso. A gasp slipped from between Aziraphale’s lips before he could catch it, and he averted his eyes, lest his sin be made evermore blatant.
Oh, dear Lord.
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In which this author/artist team explores what might have transpired if a certain demon had taken his angel’s place on a West End stage back in 1941.
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- Part 14 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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10 Sep 2024
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Artwork | Keep Them On A Leash by Lilpy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Sep 2024
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Crowley can do weird things with his tongue. And he does, to Aziraphale's great joy.
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09 Sep 2024
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Crowley has a passing familiarity with various forms of sin. Aziraphale has opinions.
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balnea vina Venus
corrumpunt corpora nostra…
sed vitam faciunt balnea vina Venus"Baths, wine, and the acts of Venus corrupt our bodies… but baths, wine, and the acts of Venus make life worth living."
— epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus
DELIGHTED AND FLATTERED to have this lovely cover created by the amazing ineffableclassics.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Romans
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08 Sep 2024
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Man To Man by Fledglinger
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Nov 2021
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Aziraphale has some thoughts about the accuracy of Crowley's Wrestling Statue. They decide to put it to the test, man to man.
My comic for Thwarting Wile Zine!
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07 Sep 2024
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The Man Who Fell To Earth by Fledglinger
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Man Who Fell to Earth
03 Sep 2022
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Aziraphale meets a stranger standing at the edge of a bridge, poised to jump. Aziraphale coaxes him down, brings him home, and shows him all the comforts of humanity.
Created For Blissful Imperfection Zine. Inspired by, well, The Man Who Fell To Earth.
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07 Sep 2024
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The Stranger by Fledglinger
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Dec 2022
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Cast from heaven, the Demon Crawley has been condemned to wander the newly created earth, alone for millennia. When Crawley finds a walled paradise in the middle of the desert, a golden opportunity for him to steal back the grace of God presents itself in the form of a beautiful angel with a flaming sword...
Created for Dark Omens Zine
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07 Sep 2024
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the yet unknowing world by Ark for stereobone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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A half-step is all it takes to get Aziraphale close enough to murmur into Crowley’s ear, “Put the light out when you go to bed, and I’ll come to you.”
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05 Sep 2024
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Naked Truths by espresso_six_shots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Aug 2024
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When Crowley discovers that both he and his flatmate, Aziraphale, enjoy spending quality time naked in their flat, he’s rather proud of himself for coming up with an arrangement he thinks will suit both their needs. After all, they’re adults. They can handle a bit of casual nudity…right?
Written for r/GoodOmensAfterDark's Streak Week, a celebration of gratuitous nudity.
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29 Aug 2024
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Requested by maddie @moonyinpisces :)
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21 Aug 2024
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Trying it On by snae_b for saretton
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Nov 2022
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Anthony Crowley. Stylist to an elite tier of the UK’s hottest stars. And now, apparently, to one dowdy, soft around the middle, recently divorced publishing heir.
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20 Aug 2024
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Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.
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“Do you want to sit in my lap?”Time screeched to a halt.
“Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.
Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”
And time went wild.
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20 Aug 2024
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Crowley gets a (spicy) massage. Under duress.
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“Crowley, you are in pain. You’ve been in pain all day. Just let me sort it out for you.”
“I really don’t think your powers are designed to do that for me. It feels all… icky. Leaves a weird taste in my mouth when you use them on me.”
“You could at least let me try!”
“No way.”
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18 Aug 2024
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coffee, theoretically by eefaevie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Aug 2024
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Crowley wonders absently if he’s somehow fallen asleep and this is a very detailed dream, or if maybe he’s been brought back to Hell without him noticing and they’re testing out a new form of torture designed specifically for him. His gaze can’t settle on anything, there’s too much to see. Aziraphale is never this close to him, never this eager—from this angle Crowley could fall into the depths of his blown pupils, trace the curve of his damp parted lips, and bask in the glow of his warm, flushed skin.
It hits him all at once like a freight train, embarrassingly delayed for a demon like him: this is arousal. Aziraphale is aroused.
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Canon-divergent AU where The Metatron does try to manipulate Aziraphale with the coffee, but the effect it has is not quite what he had in mind.
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18 Aug 2024
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The Ecstasy of Eden by cheeseplants, illustrious_slimeman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2024
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What’s a bit of sex pollen between sworn enemies? Aziraphale and Crowley stumble awkwardly through their feelings over 6,000 years with the help of a flower known for its desirable effects.
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5 times they used sex pollen, and the one time they didn't Through the Ages fic.
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13 Aug 2024
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Burn Prevention by illustrious_slimeman, Seraph Crowley (itasha)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Aug 2024
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Crowley has never been comfortable with being known. When he gets a talkative client that somehow breaks down the walls he's built up he decides to give the guy a shot. Surely, the chances of getting burned by a firefighter are slim. Right?
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07 Aug 2024
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over my dead body by toulouser
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
28 Sep 2023
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bruce runs away from gotham to live w his best friend, selina & her weird roommate.
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01 Aug 2024
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One night changes everything for Edward Nashton and when somebody murderous the mayor, he knows exactly how to get Batman's attention.
AU where the Riddler actually teams up with Batman for a good cause.
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31 Jul 2024
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Every high school has a food chain. A hierarchy. If you looked at Edward Nashton and Bruce Wayne, you would see that they are on completely opposite sides of that spectrum. But they have a lot more in common than one would think.
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28 Jul 2024
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Answers Now Will Come by WillowTea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 May 2024
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While out on an assignment, Aziraphale and Crowley run into a problem that opens them up to emotions hidden deep within themselves.
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10 Jul 2024