xehanortfucker
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Pigeons don't drink alcohol: Hattori's playground by xehanortfucker
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Jan 2025
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There's something very odd about Lucci's pigeon that only Kaku seems to realize.
Side stories for my AU: Pigeons Don't Drink Alcohol
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Dave stop jacking off in the public bathroom you dumbass by xehanortfucker
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
08 Jun 2024
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Dave loves to tease his boss, unfortunately (or fortunately) for him she loves to fuck with him back
(unfinished drabble might be continued in the future)
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A new saiyan contestant wreaks havoc at the World Martial Arts Tournament and the announcer has a hard time admitting how her brash and violent methods turns him on
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A lonley God sits upon his Lookout until one day a devoted worshipper comes before him with a peculiar wish
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After many nights on your own, you get used to sleeping alone. How do you cope when you have someone to kiss again?
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Just add Water? by rylandgraceglazer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), H2O: Just Add Water, The Fall Guy (2024)
27 Jun 2026
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“Water. ‘The stuff of life’. Every scientist could agree on that.
But water was more than just that to you. Ever since that one fateful vacation on the Gold Coast in Australia, approximately ten seconds after you come into contact with water, you grow a tail. Like an actual mermaid tail. It was orange, shimmery and scaly, and came with the matching bikini top.”or
A weird phm x H2O crossover that no one really needed or asked for and yet I am writing it. Basically, Reader is a mermaid like in H2O and falls in love with Ryland Grace. It’s pretty much a slice of life fic.
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22 May 2026
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Transformers X Human mech pilot AU
Reader is a mech pilot for an organization on earth called Project Archangel. This organization was created to deal with the Decepticon threat and to work alongside the Autobots. After destroying their own planet with their war, both factions sought out worlds that had been seeded with Energon. Earth just so happened to be on that list.Bookmarked by xehanortfucker
19 Dec 2024
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Exploring the private significance of trust between Arcee and Ratchet.
A repository for standalone and mostly contextless artworks depicting romantic and platonic interactions and general quiet moments between Arcee and Ratchet. Black and white sketch paintings completed in two hours or less.
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09 Dec 2024
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well, not everyone wants to fake a funeral, but ...
when your mom asks you to come home for a fun weekend, stress-free from college, you get wrapped up in a cybertronic world and learn that life can never really be fun and stress-free.
* reader is feminine!
* takes place mid season one!- Language:
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22 Nov 2024
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Now overthrown, Sentinel is exiled to a small blue planet its inhabitants call "Earth." Cue the shenanigans.
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Tired of your 9-5 job at the McDonalds down the street and your run-down apartment, you just want a successful life in the skylines of New York, but the universe, as always, has other plans.
I.e.: A half-naked man saunters his way into your life with little more than a blanket covering his body and a demand that you allow him to take refuge in your own apartment. The gun pointed to your head makes you comply.
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22 Nov 2024