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    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg.
    The telephone went off. Spamton turned underneath Tenna’s body, crawling out to reach for the phone –
    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg.
    Instead of answering, he unplugged it he yanked out the power cord, unplugging it from the wall. He climbed back into bed, straddling Tenna. “Now where were we?”

    Everything's going great! Tenna's officially made Spamton his business partner, AND they stopped their employees from unionizing!

    ... Except their employees are threatening to sue them over their "sexual activities during work hours". Spamton's too busy with his other job and obligations to spend time with Tenna outside of work. What's to become of their situationship? Why does a mysterious phone caller keep pestering Spamton about his sex life? And how, pray tell, is Spamton supposed to afford prenatal care when his contract at TV Time doesn't provide health insurance?

    Takes place in the same universe as What Do You Mean My Employees Want to Be Paid in Dark Dollars Instead of Points?!? though both are intended to be standalones.

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    "Gee Anthony," Spamton rolled his eyes slightly, but his satisfied smile betrayed how pleased he was to hear it. "What can I say? You're one lucky guy."
    "Oh, absolutely," Anthony chuckled cheerfully. "I love you." Then the tall man craned his neck slightly and placed a fleeting kiss on the other man's antler, causing Spamton to jump a little, clearly embarrassed. He would probably have blushed if he could, the thought of which made Tenna chuckle again.
    His mailman only snorted and blew into his partner’s ear, causing the man to flinch slightly.
    "I love you too," Spamton replied, smoothing the sweater across the broad chest where his palms rested.
    They leaned closer and lightly nuzzled again, this time more slowly and thoughtfully, tender smiles on their lips. Spamton had never felt such warmth in his life and, perhaps for the first time, he could truly enjoy Christmas.

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    Spamton and Tenna travel to Snowdin for a holiday getaway and a fireplace isn't the only way to warm Spamton up!

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    “DO YOU EVER WISH WE COULD [No U-Turns] BACK [[time management tips for folks with ADHD]]?” Spamton pondered.

    Tenna’s vents whirred. “I’m sure that… there are decisions… that anyone might make differently, if they could do it all again.” He chose his words carefully. “Sometimes decisions have unintended consequences, whether good, or bad.”

    After all these years, Spamton and Tenna's pipis daughter has hatched. Maybe things aren't the same as they once were, but Spamton and Tenna are putting in the effort to co-parent, together. They'll give Spispi a proper, family Krismas morning.

    Follow-up to Never Warming Up.

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    “I love you, Spamton G. Spamton.” He brought his hand to his lips, and gave it a warm kiss. “I may not always recognize you,” Spamton had gone through so many changes to have Spispi. “But I’ll never be able to blot my love for you from my mind.”

    Spamton had a difficult pregnancy. As he and Tenna return to work at TV Time Studios, they struggle to regain a sense of normalcy. Only Tenna can hear Spispi, leading him to feel socially isolated. Spamton, in poor mental and physical health, invites his friend to come stay at the studio. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Having an eating disorder during the holidays was a tough go, especially when so much of it revolved around food—but if there was one thing Tenna could count on, it was that Spamton wouldn't let him miss out on a nice seasonal meal.

    Written for Spamtenna Week Holiday Specil Day 3 - Sweet Treats/Decorations/Angel Wings.

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    Spamton is pregnant and wants to enjoy the snow, much to Tenna's worry.

    SpamTenna Holiday Specil Day 3: Decorations/Angel Wings/Sweet Treat

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    Tonight's episode of TV Time is one Tenna couldn't be more excited for—the Christmas special! He'll be answering viewer submissions with Spamton and share what makes the holiday really shine for them.

    When Tenna receives a certain question, however, it seems Spamton has something up his sleeve...?

    Written for Spamtenna Week Holiday Specil Day 2 - Mistletoe.

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    Every year, Spamton tries to do something special for Tenna for Christmas. This year, he was gonna be Tenna's present.

    SpamTenna Holiday Specil Day 2: Mistletoe/Wrapped Up With A Bow

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    “Oh, Spispi, you’ll love the snow. It’s powdery. Kind of like… dust… except it doesn’t have any negative connotations or meanings surrounding it.”

    Dust. She should’ve been allowed to return to dust. She wasn’t viable. She never would be. That’s what the doctors said. Spamton’s magic had been too weak, too drained to sustain her any longer.

    It was her or him.

    Tenna and Spamton's wanted pipis turned out to be non-viable. The doctors, certain that it will never hatch, have released her from the hospital. Tenna and Spamton cope with Spispi's disability in different ways.

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    Spamton should've known something was up when he pulled into the studio's parking lot and found it to be almost completely vacant.
    Furthermore, it hadn't been plowed—or the rest of the road, or the sidewalks, or... well, anything.

    Written for Spamtenna Week Holiday Specil Day 1 - Snow Day.

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    For the first time in years, Spamton and Tenna enjoy a snowed in day together.

    SpamTenna Holiday Specil Day 1: Snow Day/Warming Up

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    Word on the street was that Spamton and Tenna had reconciled.

    The only people who knew that this rumour wasn’t necessarily true were Spamton and Tenna themselves, on account of the fact that reconciliation implied that there was some measure of open communication, forgiveness, and acceptance between the two of them. The truth of the matter was far sadder: Spamton and Tenna were the only people who tolerated the other’s company, and so they found themselves together more often than not because it was preferable to being alone. Spamton had successfully swindled, cheated, taunted, and otherwise ostracized himself from every denizen in Cyber City and TV World, with those from the Card Kingdom keeping a wide berth from him based on reputation alone, whereas Tenna was met with a mixture of callous resentment and worse still, looks of deep, lingering pity that were only garnered when one had an inadvisably publicly televised mental collapse.

    --

    Spamton and Tenna reunite, but neither is as they remember. They manage to work it out in the sequel.

    Originally written for spamtenna week 2025 for the prompt: REUNION.

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    The biggest mistake he ever made was picking up that phone.

    Yearning to reconnect with Tenna after years of isolation, Spamton pays his former partner a visit. But when things don’t go as planned, Spamton resorts to desperate measures in order to get Tenna to recognize him.

     

    The biggest mistake he ever made was letting Spamton walk out the door.

    Now that the “Golden Age” of TV Time is over, Tenna spends every waking hour wondering which day might be his last. Without Spamton in his life to keep him from becoming obsolete, Tenna spirals into an uncertain future. He can’t figure out which is stronger: his resentment toward Spamton for abandoning him, or the intense pining for the love they once shared.

     

    Try as they might to mend their broken bond, there is no recovering from this fatal error of their own creation.

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    This is my contribution to Spamtenna week!! We will be exploring a variety of topics and tropics here.

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    How could Tenna possibly be as loving as he was?
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    Why wouldn't Spamton let himself be loved?

    Written for Spamtenna Week Day 7 - Free Day.

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    After an audience mishap at Mr Ant Tenna's Pantomime Show, both hosts were arrested by the UK government for their gay human-monster relationship. Spamton G Spamton was set to be deported back to Mt. Ebott by next January.

    Until the government changed their minds.

    Here is the nine-year scandal of SpamtonGate. Read their stories well.

    [UT Spamtenna AU: Human Tenna and Monster Spamton]

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    “A [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] always carries a [long lasting pens] with him.” Spamton scrawled his signature on the paper. He handed the pen to his bridegroom. “Last chance to [pull out].” He whispered.
    Mike glanced back and forth between the cue cards, and some sort of commotion in the audience. Was he missing a line? There wasn’t another line written down, but there was always something else said in the movies.
    “If anyone knows of a reason why these two shall not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
    “That’s not something that ceremonies of my [In need of guidance? Seek FAITH] normally ask.” Tenna could only hear Spamton because of their proximity. A commotion from the audience out-yelled everything else.
    “BUT LO, THREE MAKE UP YOUR MARRIAGE BED?”

    Tenna is looking forward to the happiest day of his life. Mike's officiating Tenna and Spamton's wedding, and all Tenna has to do is walk down that aisle and marry the love of his life. Unfortunately, some things happen that didn't occur in dress rehearsal.

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    In another place, in another world, where would he go with his lover? (Spamton didn’t like that term, lover, but Spamton was not here to object.) He let his screen flicker and dim, immersing himself instead in a land of pixel and code, image transposed upon an endless void. Much of his work in bending the reality of this land was done with nary a thought and the snap of his fingers, but he found that this, he wanted to do piece by piece, square by square. He chipped away at the nothingness, breathed out stale air, and breathed in the sea breeze, sand appearing underneath his rosy-pink palms, trees rocketing towards the yawning manufactured sky in fluorescent tones, evergreen and magenta and cerulean, surrounded by sweet, sanitized waters.

    Tenna wanted more. He wanted the romantic getaways together, the candlelit dinners, the public declarations of love and sweet serenades and enormous bouquets of flowers and picnics and breakfasts in bed and learning pottery with Spamton’s arms around him and breakfasts in bed and a ring –

    Instead he had this. Which in the end was nearly just as nice.

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    a fic for spamtenna week 2025! prompt: TROPIC OF LOVE.

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    It's a normal Friday night for VG Time, a popular Dark World streamer duo. Tonight, they're playing Wii Sports, and Tenna has a story to tell.

    Written for Spamtenna Week Day 6 - Alternate Universe.

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