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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The MLH rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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but daddy i love him by rachelrae for lampalot7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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“I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
“Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!Series
- Part 5 of HR Alternate Relationship Reveals
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Mr. Emergency Contact And The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Outed By A Child by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
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Everything that happens after Mr. Emergency Contact
Hayden has to release a statement, the kids can't stop talking, the press are asking questions, and Shane and Ilya are very very tired of hiding this.
***GO READ MR. EMERGENCY CONTACT FIRST***
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- Part 2 of The Mortifying Ordeal
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Shane Hollander Doesn't (not to be confused with Can't) Fight by RedDragon11133
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander doesn't fight.
Doesn't, however, does not mean can't.
Too mad no one told Tanner Gagnon that.
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- Part 2 of When We Play Montreal
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Respectfully, I would sit on his face by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Jun 2022
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“You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.
“I’m doing it,” Troy said.
“Okay. But you don’t have to.”
“Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”
In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.
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“So I want you to tell me what’s wrong with this,” Harris said, pushing a printed-out screenshot of a tweet toward Ilya.
Ilya glanced at it. His lips quirked up into a grin.
“It says ‘Happy Pride Month,’” Ilya said. “What is wrong with that?”
Harris dragged a hand over his face.
“The problem,” Harris said, “is that it says ‘#BeGayDoCrime’ after that.”
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- Part 2 of Centaurs' Social Media Shenanigans
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Do They Know? by ImagineDragonflys
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Aug 2025
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As they settle in the elevator he makes eye contact with Todoroki and points at his own neck, “Bug bite?”
Todoroki brings his own hand up to it, right where his left shoulder meets his neck. A small red mark, stark against Todoroki’s pale skin. He runs his hand over it for a minute, looking at Bakugou briefly, before looking back at Kirishima.
“My cat bit me.”
...Or: Todoroki and Bakugou have been dating since UA... Only it seems they never got around to telling everyone else. 5 times other people can't figure out what's going on between Todoroki and Bakugo and 1 time they do. (+1)
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(don’t leave me) tongue tied by tinyteacups
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Aug 2026
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“Your eyes are silver,” Shouto said, simply. “And I’m guessing mine are gold.”
The omega bares his teeth. He only comes up to just past Shouto’s shoulders, as most people do, but the alpha gets the feeling that his aura normally makes him seem taller than he actually is. “And what of it, fucker?” His voice is gruff and cruel.
“Normally, that’d mean we’re a fated pair.” he responds, bluntly, wondering if his omega knows a kinder tone.
He doesn’t. “Oh yeah, asshole?”
“Uh… yeah.”
Todoroki Shouto doesn’t know when exactly it happens or why, because he’s high off the adrenaline of the moment at that point, but then he and his omega are on the floor engaged in a fist fight that would go down in UA history.
Yeah. Fated Pairs are normally unconventional.
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[Shouto and Katsuki are fated on their first day at UA and wreak havoc on the entire student body + hero world because of it]
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A World of Rainbows and Teletubbies by Fitzrovia for SapphicPandaBear, gigineedssaving
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jul 2023
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A Twitter user's homophobic post triggers a quirk awakening that sends Ochako, Himiko, Izuku, and Katsuki to Teletubbyland!
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“From what we’ve deduced,” Mei says, “some guy had a really powerful quirk awakening while watching the live broadcast of Uraraka and Toga's fight. He really didn’t like the way it went down, and he tweeted,” she picks up her phone, clearing her throat, “‘Wow, these girls definitely live in a world of rainbows and Teletubbies, but very soon they will see that they are wrong for demonizing heterosexuality. I think those Dynamight and Deku guys should join them. Those dudes are a little fruity, too.’"
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Lance could walk silently through the halls of a military institution, deftly avoiding every camera and well-placed guard. He moved with elegance and with the grace of — well, a dancer. If he didn’t want to be heard, you didn’t hear him.
He also tripped over nothing on a regular basis and walked into almost every wall. It was astounding.
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Made My Decision (To Test Your Limits) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 Oct 2023
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Keith’s eyes stay trained on his bandages. “You weren’t going to say anything.”
Lance winces. “Was so. I came to you for help, didn’t I?”
Keith looks up finally, eyes flat and unamused.
“I happened to walk into the training room as you were walking out of it,” he deadpans.
Lance wisely keeps his mouth shut.
“Bleeding from your arms,” Keith continues. “At alarming speeds. Near your artery.”
Lance sniffs primly. “I went with you to the medbay immediately.”
Keith glares at him. “I had to yank your arms from behind your back and throw you over my shoulder.”
Lance is well aware. The memory will be burned into his brain for all eternity, scheduled to appear at the forefront of his mind nightly. He’s pretty sure he has the bruises on his hips to prove it, too.
He is being so normal about it.
“Whatever, goober,” Lance says, because whatever. It’s — fine. Lance is going to be cool and not weird about it. He’s never weird about anything.
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OR: Keith cleans up one of Lance's injuries. Lance doesn't know how to handle it, so he resorts to what he knows best. It's a miracle Keith hasn't strangled him, really.-
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Five times Lance being the mom friend exasperated Team Voltron, and one time it was the other way around.
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“No shit it’s defending itself! What do you expect it to do, stand there while you shoot at it?”
“If it didn’t want to be shot it shouldn’t have ventured into the city in the first place!”
“It’s an animal! How the hell is it supposed to understand city limits and boundaries?”
“That’s not my problem,” the dignitary says coldly. “It has posed a threat to our people, and so it must die. And if Voltron wishes for our signature in the Coalition, you will come to our aid, or else you can count yourself down one planet’s alliance.”
Allura stiffens. “You would really risk your people’s protection over a difference in opinion?”
“Your blue paladin —”
“I am not the blue paladin, you brainless amoeba —”
“Your blue paladin,” the dignitary repeats, pointedly and icily, “has insulted us greatly. The situation is no longer up for debate. If you wish to sign an alliance, the paladin must handle the problem himself. That is our final stipulation.”
With that, the dignitary ends the call, cutting off Shiro’s pleas for him to wait.
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OR: Lance is known as the most fluid of paladins, the guardian of water.
But sometimes, water is more stubborn than rock.Series
- Part 4 of Lance is a Disney Princess
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This Is Not A Zoo (It's Better) by ErinWantsToWrite
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
13 Apr 2022
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“Lance, what in the fresh hell is that?” Hunk interrupts sharply.
Lance looks at his hand. “A smoothie?”
“The ANIMAL, Lance!” Keith points at the cat- who was perched silently on Lance’s shoulder still.
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AKA: running gag I think should have been included in the show: Lance keeps picking up random animals, and the team is giving up on questioning that.
(I also think they should have included that Lance is good with people, and can act well, but that's a fic for another time)-
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Hajime knows he says and thinks this a lot, but this time he truly, deeply and sincerely means it: He’s done. Like done done.
“So just to make sure I understand this correctly,” he takes a deep breath while just barely resisting the urge to smash his head through the next best wall, “you finally fulfilled your lifelong dream of winning Olympic gold, and the best thing you could think of doing with your medal was to put it by the wide open window, where a bird flew in… and stole it?”
“... … … Yes,” Oikawa grits through grinding teeth, eyes set firmly on a point somewhere above his shoulder.Or: 6 men, 1 bird, an olympic gold medal and absolutely no braincells anywhere in sight.
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Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2020
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“Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
“Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”Or:
Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.Here's the TV Tropes page, because apparently chaos loves company
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“Kageyama’s being bullied,” Yamaguchi grits, expression steeled.
Tsukishima lowers his book quietly, and stares, eyes wide.
“As if he has enough social competence to realise he’s being bullied.”
“Tsukki, please.”Meant to be 5 times Tsukishima accidentally and very reluctantly saved Kageyama from his own social ineptness, and one time Kageyama does the same for him, but we ran into problems bc OP can't count.
(or: everyone is srsly stressed over kageyamas existence, but kageyama, despite having the common sense of a Five Minute Crafts video, is like those buff himbos within the tsundere category. so he somehow ends up wholly unscathed throughout this shit, while everyone else doesnt)
tldr: kageyama lacks forethought, and everyone but him suffers the consequences of it.
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mystery melons by menuliso
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Oct 2023
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Anyways, they eventually ended up dating, and did Izuku mention that it was the greatest thing to happen to him during his seventeen long years of living?
But… thing was… this recent shift in dynamic rekindled a little befuddlement… concerning the gender of a certain Bakugou Kacchan.
Don’t get him wrong! Izuku knew Kacchan was a boy!
Well, unless he actually wasn’t—in which case Izuku would support him in any way he could!
But, he was confused. Because some of his memories were contradictory to his previous, unquestioned assumption that Kacchan was, and always was a boy.
And, he was confused because the image of toddler Kacchan with pigtails tied with little pink bows surely sounded like one of his fever-induced hallucinations.
Izuku was sure Kacchan wasn’t transgender—at least, he thought.
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“Aaaaaaaaand," said Luffy, "this is just your captain, here with his daily reminder that I CAN STILL FUCKING HEAR YOU AND THIS IS VERY CRINGY! AND AGONIZING! IT IS VERY CRINGY AND AGONIZING AND I THINK I AM GOING TO PUKE SO WILL YOU TWO PLEASE JUST FUCK ALREADY SO WE CAN BE DONE WITH ALL THIS GODDAMN SEXUAL TENSION.”
"No," they both snapped in unison. Then they glared at each other.
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That one (1) time the hero commission kidnapped Katsuki and tried to make him join. Featuring Hawks.(Spoiler Alert: They Fail) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Sep 2020
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Katsuki had no other options, no one else saw him get kidnapped, so he would have to save himself.
After all, how can he save others if he can’t save his own damn self?
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