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    I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.

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    Hollander was a bigshot on the BU campus. He was a sports medicine major set to graduate summa cum laude, captain of the college hockey team, on his way to being recruited to the MLH, and an overall Golden Boy. He was known for his politeness; everyone always said that he was a perfectly considerate and respectable young man. He wasn’t much one for parties, but somehow he still seemed to have made friends in strange places. His awkwardness only added to his charm, drawing people towards his genuinity like moths to a flame.
    Ilya hadn’t seen very much of that side of Hollander personally, because every time they interacted, he seemed dead set on acting like Ilya’s existence was an inconvenience to him.

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    Ilya is tired of getting set up on blind dates by Sveta, especially because he's been pining after Shane Hollander for three years. When Sveta tries to set him up on one last date for old time's sake, Ilya decides to send Sasha in his stead. The only problem? This time, the person waiting for him was Hollander himself. Hollander, who apparently has been pining after Ilya for just as long. What a clusterfuck.

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    Shane looked at Ilya in a funny sort of way, eyes flicking about his face. Thinking. Ilya knew this expression well.

    “Tell me,” he encouraged softly. Shane looked at him for a bit longer, weighing something unknown in his mind. Then he spoke.

    “You know, I miscarried once.”

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    Ilya wasn’t a planner. He was a river running downhill: fast, loose, ready to bounce and bend at any rock or gully. Or sometimes he enjoyed pouring himself into the containment of other structures set up for him: hockey star, playboy, Russian menace, goon. In all cases he was liquid, malleable, and chaotic.  

    Weak and disorganized, his father had said. Adaptable and resilient, his mother had countered. She never defended such insults for herself.

    But he was about to have twelve hours alone with Shane, and he didn’t want to waste a minute of it. So, he had planned a little.

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    Two weeks after the Boston jail incident they're finally going to see each other in person at All-Stars and spend the night together. They're hoping and pining and planning things, which they'll both definitely be very normal about and communicate effectively.

    Best read after 'Phone Call from a Boston Jail' and 'The Fruit Basket' (canon-divergent AU)

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    Shane Hollander was having what was quite possibly the worst night anybody has ever had in the history of the universe. A nightmare of epic proportions he just wanted to wake up from. He squeezed his eyes shut, and desperately hoped to open them in the nondescript Marriott hotel room he was sharing with Hayden. Please let this whole night be a bad dream.
    Please, please, please he silently begged the universe.
    With a steadying breath, he cautiously squinted his eyes open.
    Fuck.
    Nope, still in a South-end Boston jail cell at 3am, sandwiched between a drug dealer and the worst mistake of a hook-up he could have made.
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    Shane gets himself into some unlikely trouble and needs to be bailed out of a Boston jail in the middle of the night. There's really only one person he can call, and it's the last person he wants to face...
    Set post-tuna melt in a universe where Rose doesn't happen.

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      Good writing fluency. No overuse of randomly placed Russian words, which is a miracle from the hockey gods. Also: genuinely interesting plot device. Heptafluroxide definitely.

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    “Ilya, Shane needs you to be direct. He probably just thinks you were asking about these things as a friend,” Rose explains.

    “He thought I was asking him to a candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant on Valentine’s Day as a friend?”

    Ilya has been trying to ask Shane Hollander out on a date for months. It hasn't been going well.

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    Four months post Sochi, four months of being ghosted by Ilya Rozanov, the Metros are bought by Petrov 7, a multi-national corporation headed up by Mikhail Petrov, an openly out billionaire who has plans to transform the MLH, starting with the Metros.

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Also posted on Twitter and Tumblr.]

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    "Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.

    Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.

    In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.

    Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

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    Svetlana begins her campaign on a Tuesday morning, which is how Ilya knows that she's clearly lost her fucking mind. Normal people do not start harassing their friends about their romantic lives before nine on a weekday. Normal people wait until at least lunch.

    Sveta💄🔪: I have a surprise for you.

    Ilya reads the message while walking across campus, his hockey bag slipping down one shoulder. He adjusts the strap to sit further up and considers ignoring the text, but Svetlana has never allowed Ilya to ignore her a day in his life, so he resigns himself to whatever it is she's been plotting against him.

    Ilya: no.

    Sveta💄🔪: You don’t even know what it is?

    Ilya: answer is still no.

    Sveta💄🔪: You're going on a blind date this friday.

    Ilya: absolutely not

    OR, a hollanov college au crack fic

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    “No, he's not,” Marley said, elbowing Ilya good-naturedly. Ilya narrowed his eyes at him, utterly baffled at the confused looks thrown his way.

    “He is,” Ilya insisted. “The first time I met him, he would not shut the fuck up about his parents’ koi fishies!”

    He was met with several stares of disbelief.

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov finds himself a captive audience to a chatty Shane Hollander, and one time Shane tries (and fails) to stay quiet around Ilya.

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    To be a cross necklace on a hairy chest . . .

    Day 3 is about suspension. The cross is suspended on Ilya’s chest and has seen a lot.

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    There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."

    "That's not a thing."

    "It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.

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    Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.

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    Sunshine gently turns Ilyushenka's head, and it feels like the world grows still the second her son's eyes meet hers. They are still the same blue he shares with his father's side of the family. Irina watches recognition break across his handsome face, his mouth falling open. His fingers tear free of Sunshine's as a strangled sound leaves him.

    "Mama?"

    or: right before you die, you are granted a vision of the legacy you have left behind. For 24 hours, Irina gets to watch her youngest son live a life she thought impossible.

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