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It starts, like most things Jude blames on her husband, with a drink.
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The High King imbibes a different sort of poison.
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When a car accident claims the lives of her parents, Jude Duarte and her twin sister Taryn—both omegas—are swept away by their half-sister's father and raised among the alpha upper crust of society. It sounds like something out of a fairytale. It is a nightmare.
Years later, after graduating at the top of her class from an exclusive, formerly alpha-only private school, Jude bumps into her nemesis at a party in the Hamptons and is mistakenly taken along when he's abducted for ransom. Now trapped together in a tiny cell, Jude and Cardan Greenbriar must get along in order to escape their kidnappers or face the consequences: injury, death, or whatever happens when Jude goes without suppressants for over two days.
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9:00 am Floo call with bloody Theo (Again)
11:00 am Arrive at resort
12:00 pm Visit the beach at Granger’s insistence3:20 pm Drink cocktail laced with bloody Amortentia while with Hermione Granger (FUCK!)
4:00 pm+ Nap, shower, get dressed
7:00 pm Rehearsal Dinner (Whatever that is)Draco and Hermione traveled to the Caribbean as part of Theo and Luna's wedding party. Everything was going fine until they decided to try the couple's signature drink created by the resort.
Nowhere was it mentioned that one of its ingredients was Amortentia.
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Theodore Nott: Positive Meddler by orolin for The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2024
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If Theodore Nott knows one thing, it is that Draco Malfoy is hopelessly in love with Hermione Granger.
Sick and tired of watching them dance about each other, he decides enough is enough.
Or - Theo recruits Ron to help him push the two idiots together. Chaos ensues.
(A Dramione from Theo’s POV)
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Ginny and Pansy swear that when someone rolls their sleeves up it makes them instantly more attractive, but Hermione isn’t sure she agrees.
Until she sees Draco’s forearms and rolled-up shirt sleeves, that is.
She couldn’t find him attractive, surely? So she sets about doing the one thing Hermione does best - researching her way through the male population just to check that rolled sleeves really are the only reason for her attraction to Draco Malfoy.
All in the name of science, of course.
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Doctor's Orders by kid_n_the_hall, Wanderingfair for LunaP999
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2023
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“You ignored me,” he whispered, dropping his mouth to her ear. “I noticed it.”
She was incensed by his ability to slow them down.
“It wasn’t because I never thought of you,” she sighed, dropping her head back as he continued to kiss around her ear. “It was because I thought about you so much, Draco.”
“I can’t take this,” He lifted her up until she was mounted on the kitchen island.
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The story of how gray sweatpants tortured Hermione Granger for over a decade.
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Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
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- Part 1 of Rights and Wrongs
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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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Can I Be Yours? by Wanderingfair for kid_n_the_hall
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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“Stop stalling.” She laughed.
“Right.” he confirmed, “I’m off to have a dastardly time bashing around Londo- oh, wait, no, I’m off to go meet the gold-digger Mum set me up with,” he snapped. “I get those two confused all the time.”
“Go,” she urged, tucking her mouth into the sleeve of her jumper to hide her smile. “I’ll be up reading when you get home.”
“You’ll be asleep on the library sofa and we both know it.” He winked, before closing the door.
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Hermione is forced to watch her best friend Draco Malfoy go on dates and finally confront the fact that she doesn't just love him, she is in love with him.
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Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:
1. He is insufferable
2. He is married
3. He is her academic rival
4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.
Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.
Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.
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Hermione Granger was jaded. So naturally, she made a plan.
Step one: Abandon the wizarding world for a few days.
Step two: Find a proper Muggle bloke.
Step three: Shag. Shag until the pit in her chest closes.
Of course she hadn't planned for this, and really, how could she?
Draco Malfoy caught her eyes as he sat in the backseat of the Uber that she just called.Or: Hermione needs a one-night stand to recover, and Draco is... enthusiastically there.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Novella*
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Auror Draco Malfoy suffers a mishap that renders him alarmingly altered.
Lead Healer Hermione Granger has never been one to step down from a challenge, though this tentacle-y little problem may be the first to actually get the best of her.
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While on a regular wellness check, Aurors Hermione and Draco are affected rather drastically by a flower's pollen.
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Something was very wrong with Hermione Granger.
Draco had traveled worldwide for the last seven years, breaking curses of all kinds. After a depressing eighth year at Hogwarts, he’d immediately applied for a Mastership of Curse Breaking at the Romanian Magical Institute. He’d trained and worked with Goblins, encountered malicious spirits in cursed tombs, and broken through wards older than Gringotts itself.
None of this had prepared him for the realization that Hermione Granger was cursed, and she only had a little time left.
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- Part 4 of CaityBell's Drabbles, Collection Three
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Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain.
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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Author’s note 11/7/2021: This work is complete!
Hermione thought her biggest issues this year would be being stuck in a dead-end job and not quite getting along with her new officemate, Draco Malfoy. However, the Ministry is about turn her tidy and contained life upside down with the announcement of the new Marriage and Family Law, and there's more trouble brewing as outbursts of uncontrolled magic begin to wreck havoc in the office.
Draco has been reassigned to Corporate Services after an Auror mission went spectacularly sideways; at least, that's what he's telling everyone. The truth is hardly as straightforward and Granger has him increasingly on edge, so naturally, he was only too pleased to learn of the new Law that was going to out him as a Creature to the woman he loves.
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Hermione and Draco's mutual friends really want them to have sex. At first, they fight it... until they don't.
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Malfoy Manor has decided that the heir should be wed.
Cue a line of possible suitors taken to the Manor quite against their will, an unspeakable visitor and a quite ingenious solution to all of Draco's problems.
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- Part 5 of Sentient Structures
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Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
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