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Azure is a loser.
He has no friends,no hobbies,not even a college degree and is forced to spend his nights slaving off at a weird gas station called “Neon Pump”.
Until he gets a new rather strange Co Worker
Two Time is the most alien,most weirdest,most unnerving human anyone has ever met. As it turns out they're not human at all,more so a weird eldritch horror pretending to be one.
And absolutely failing.
WIth nothing better to do and no real hopes to chase,Azure decides to befriend and help this ancient entity adapt to the norms of a normal person's life.
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All for Assassination by princessesandangels
Fandom Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Jul 2026
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Question: What happens when you take a class of assassins, yank them 200 years into the future and give them superpowers? They start working on a plan to assassinate the son of a bitch who screwed up their lives, that’s what – and they just might wind up saving the whole world in the process.
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The day Stiles Stilinski entered the Berkeley campus was the day all the alphas went absolutely fucking nuts.
See, omegas were rare, even more than redheads. Got to be extremely fucking lucky to even see one in a lifetime. They were supposed to be these ethereal creatures of beauty and elegance, irresistible and blinding.
And Stiles Stilinski was exactly that.
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5 Times the Pack didn't know Derek and Stiles are together, and one time they find out.
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“You don’t even know the course name?” Derek growls after the guy blushes and stutters out an answer, because, Jesus, he thought the university had standards.
And it sounds like the course the guy is describing is his. Isn’t it just his lucky day? No breakfast and another student who doesn’t give a shit about the course material.
This class is going to be hell – he’s calling it now.
(Sequel/companion piece to Hemingway Can Suck It.)
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- Part 2 of Academia AU
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“For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”
Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.
(Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)
Note: French translation by the lovely enso-infinite now available (link inside)!
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Kiss me once (and a thousand times more) by HopeSilverheart for half_bakedboy
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Aug 2020
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He took a deep breath, ready to say something, anything that would make things go a little bit faster, that would make Derek break and give Stiles what he really wanted, and then-
“Yo, big bro!”
Stiles jumped out of his seat and knocked his head on the car’s ceiling as Cora appeared to his left, her head peeking into the jeep through the open window. She was smiling brightly at the two of them but, if the mischievous smirk on her face was anything to go by, she knew exactly what she had interrupted by showing up unannounced.
Or: 5 times Stiles and Derek's first kiss is interrupted + 1 time it isn't
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- Part 70 of Loving Em at 2AM
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He realises his mistake when the Sheriff looks between them both, head going back and forth between Stiles’ hand on Derek’s jacket and Derek’s face.
Derek can see his boss take in his hopeless smile and he quickly tries to arrange his face into a scowl but by the look on John’s face he’s no where near convincing.
You and him? John mouths at him, eyes narrowed.
Derek shakes his head, eyes wide and panicked.
“What?” Stiles asks them when he looks up from his phone, unaware of the silent communication between Derek and the Sheriff. “What’s going on?”
“Nothing Son. Derek, make sure nothing happens to him,” John says pointedly. “Derek... I approve. Of you going to the preserve first, I mean. It’s nice. That the preserve makes you so happy.”
The Sheriff gives him a thumbs up when Stiles looks down at his phone again.
Derek wants to punch himself in the face.
“Of course Sir. I... I really like the preserve. I want to keep it safe,” Derek bodily hustles Stiles toward the doorway, ears burning.
“When did you both become so environmentally conscious?” Stiles frowns suspiciously.
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Stiles smacks his shoulder.
“Fine. So maybe I completely suck at Jenga. Whatever,” the rich boy replies, feigning a grumble and a pout. He sighs and fakes a dramatic fall that Shakespeare would be proud of, holding his hand to his forehead and slumping across Derek’s lap.
It almost makes the secretary jump; he was not expecting the guy he has a high school crush on to suddenly sprawl across his lap. It feels so… domestic. Out of an instinct that he didn’t know he had, Derek settles one hand behind Stiles’ head to support him and absently scratches at his scalp. “Mm,” the young man hums, eyes fluttering blissfully shut as he seems to lose his grasp on his theatrical annoyance.
Five Times Stiles Flirts with Derek at Work and One Time They Actually Go Somewhere
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- Part 4 of A Collection of Sterek One Shots
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Derek crouches down in front of him. “Hey, look at me,” he says softly. Stiles huffs pathetically to camouflage how thrown he is by all of this, but finally obliges.
“I’m not gonna disappear into the night without a trace. We’ll keep in touch, okay?”
“Sure,” says Stiles sarcastically. “When have you ever returned a text? Called unless your pants were on fire? Excuse me for being skeptical.”
__________Season 5B and beyond told through Stiles' and Derek's off-screen interactions, inner musings and personal discoveries. A little bit angsty with a dash of fluff and a pinch of plot. Slow burn, so wear sunscreen.
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John watched Stiles and Derek over the rim of his coffee mug, wondering if that’s how he and Claudia looked like back then, young and awkward, fumbling clumsily into their relationship.
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Baby If You Love Me Won't You Give Me A Smile by Strictly_Platonic
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jul 2015
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Five times Scott sees Stiles and Derek fake a relationship and one time he realizes they actually were dating all along.
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“Derek?”
“That girl. Maria. You know you can…I mean, you…the girls seemed to think...” Derek broke off with a huff, looking annoyed with himself. He glared up at the ceiling before he lolled his head back down. “Do you like her?”
Stiles blinked in surprise. “No!” He exclaimed, louder than he meant to.
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“You know,” Stiles said. “My birthday’s next week. I’m going to be eighteen.”
Derek chuckled slightly, and Stiles couldn’t help the shiver that left him at the sound.
“Believe me, Stiles,” Derek said in a low voice. “I’m well aware.”
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Everyone seems to see it but Derek and Stiles.
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- Part 20 of 30 Day Writing Challenge (Derek/Stiles)
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Stiles and Derek's relationship through the pack's eyes.
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There were some things in- albeit being inalienable truths- that were better off unsaid. The amount of insider information and bits of unwanted fun facts that Derek gives out about his Stiles is one of them.
And Boyd loves Stiles, he really does. The whole team does. But sometimes, they aren't too sure if Stiles loves their captain as much as their captain does Stiles.-In which Boyd and the rest of Derek's college football team think Stiles is breaking Derek's heart and is leggy brunette when in reality they are two losers hopelessly in love and while Stiles is a brunette, he's very much male and his legs fail at normal limb functions.
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- Part 1 of Jack of all One Shots, master of none.
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“You and Derek text each other memes?” she sounds both surprised and delighted - but more surprised.
“Well,” Stiles says, “I send memes. Derek sent me a picture of a newspaper comic strip, once.”
Lydia says, “Oh my god.”
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OR the 5 times people point out that Stiles might be dating Derek + the 1 time Derek tells Stiles they're dating himself.
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It’s an impulse really, inviting Derek to spend Thanksgiving with him and his dad. The Sheriff. Who once arrested him.
It’ll be fine.
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He noticed his pack looking at him, and they didn’t seem as relieved as Stiles expected. In fact they were looking in his direction as if he had grown a second head or something.
“I don’t think you should look so surprised, I’ve been training a lot lately, okay?” He said indignantly, crossing his arms.
“Stiles, that’s not...” Scott said, half pointing at his direction.
That’s when Stiles heard that familiar voice again from behind him, “I think they’re confused about me, buddy.”
Stiles then remembered that he had to thank the stranger who had helped them, but... Wait... That familiar voice… Was that his voice? He turned around abruptly, wide eyed. He took three steps back, tripping and nearly falling on the ground.
Or: Stiles accidentally summons his future self who claims they can heal the nemeton.
If he helps younger Stiles and Derek to see what's always been right in front of them, that's a pleasant coincidence. Right?- Language:
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Boyd always minds his own business, except the one time he doesn't.
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