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  1. 75

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    “At ease, jungle book, you come up to my hip and are positively adorable, I’m not gonna hurt you.”

    Well, apparently this kid didn’t take well to being called adorable. That Wade could deal without batting an eye. He had the time of his life messing with the kids at Xavier’s school when he lived there. He could handle an angry child because there was absolutely no way in hell he was going to let waist-high here stay in the fucking Void. What he couldn’t have expected to handle were the damn Wolverine claws that slid out from their clenched fists.
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    TL;DR Wade finds a kid from a destroyed timeline while fucking around in the Void. Congrats on fatherhood, Logan and Wade!

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    “Logan,” Colossus chided.

    He turned his rage back on Colossus. “No. Fuck you, bolts for brains. No Deadpool? No. Fucking. Wolverine.”

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    The X-Men of this universe want Logan to rejoin, but he's not interested unless they let Wade join too.

    Meanwhile, another threat makes itself known in the form of a skull-faced mercenary.

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    The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.

    He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.

    Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.

    "Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"

    (In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)

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    "He knew he wasn't good enough for Logan; hell, he didn’t feel good enough for anyone. He just wanted to pretend a little longer, to savor this relationship for a bit more, but it had finally become unsustainable."

    Or, Wade notices his boyfriend's increasingly strange behavior and even though he tries, he can no longer ignore the signs, Logan is getting tired of him.

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    Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”

    “Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”

    “You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.

    “Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”

    “Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.

    “Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
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    Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.

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  6. 13

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    Wade can't stop crushing on Logan. Logan knows this. Logan would go as far as to say he also has some sort of messed up feelings for the guy that he doesn't know how to deal with.

    But does he want to go through the effort of explaining everything to him? Not really.
    Does he think he might regret it if he doesn't? Absolutely. And, that hurts.

    ***Logan and Wade learn A LOT about each other now that they live together. One of those things is that they are destined to become the parents of an exceptionally powerful child that even the Avengers are keeping track of.***

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    Assorted Marvel fics (mostly Team Red) that I try to post regularly. They’re episodic so you don’t need to read them in any particular order, though a fic may lightly reference one earlier in the series.

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  10. 32

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    Logan moves in with Wade after the events of the movie. Chaos and tooth-rottingly domestic fluff ensue.

    Also posted on my Deadpool tumblr, no1mercwithamouth

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  13. 43

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    Logan tries to get sober for Wade - Wade thinks he's getting sober for the X-Men

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  14. 90

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    Wade Wilson is a trans woman.

    Everyone except her has figured this out.

    Feat: Wade sussing out her relationship with Logan, and uncovering far more than she expected about herself on the way.

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    "I'll probably see you around?"

    "Probably not," Logan says, something in his spine still shaking even now, and Wade looks at him with those huge dark eyes that look--hurt, maybe, heartbroken, and Logan knows he has to get up and leave before he can't.

    Each step is agony increasing, the thing in his spine trembling ever-harder and then Wade calls his name and he stops, turns, sees those eyes again; pleading, desperate.

    A rush of emotion slams into his hindbrain, it feels half foreign and half his own; don't do this can't do this without you please stay please stay stay stay stay let me stay stay stay

    "Come home with me," Wade blurts out, and Logan finds that he's taken steps toward Wade without realizing it, closing the yawning gap between them, and the thing in his spine relaxes just a little.

    "Okay," he says.

    (In which something very interesting happens underneath the Time Ripper, and Wade and Logan deal with the aftermath.)

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

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    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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  17. 87

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    “C’mon sweetheart, you gotta give me something. I’m dyin’ to know what to put in the obituary of the guy who went headfirst off a church in Hell’s Kitchen," Wade tries yet again.

    The man remains silent for another beat before speaking up in a voice that's scratchy from disuse. “Lawyer,” he says. “I was a lawyer.”

    “But not anymore?” Wade asks. “You get fired? Disbarred? Why's lawyer in the past tense, gorgeous?”

    “I died,” comes the quiet response, and Wade is suddenly very aware he's in the presence of someone potentially crazier than himself for once. 

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  18. 26

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    Spider-man enters a cosplay competition as himself. Deadpool enters the same competition as his best friend, Spidey. May the biggest loser win.

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    It was Friday evening, he was sitting in his shitty apartment with a dog in his lap (that crawled there sometime within the last few minutes), drinking beer and eating sweets while pouring his heart out about his year-long relationship with the woman he thought was it for him.
    And the person he was pouring his fucking heart out to was the Wolverine. The motherfucking, honest-to-god Wolverine.
    Life was crazy sometimes.

    Or: After saving the multiverse, Wade and Logan deal with their issues and navigate life together. This includes going grocery shopping, making sure Laura is out of the void and safe, Wade having a Talk with Vanessa and much more. And maybe, just maybe, everything will turn out better than either of them would have thought.

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    “I’d get you a collar,” Wade answers too quickly, too eagerly, “With a little tag that says ‘If found, return to Deadpool.”

    “What’s a collar gonna do?”

    “I was going to get you a pretty leather one, princess, but if you’re gonna be difficult then maybe you need one of the ones with the metal prongs. Regardless,” Wade shoves a hand between them to push their waistbands out of the way. “You attach a leash to a collar.”

    “Taking yanking my chain to a whole new level,” Logan sighs, eyes fluttering as Wade touches him.

    “Ugh, folks, he’s gorgeous and funny! What do they even need me for? If you’re gonna try to steal my spotlight, buster, then maybe I should put a muzzle on you, huh?”

    Logan’s hips jump so hard Wade has to check to make sure he hasn’t come. His mouth is open and soft, eyebrows pitched up in an adorable little pinch, his back arched and his chest on full display as he ruts down into Wade’s grip, and Christ, as much as Wade likes getting pinned down and dicked down, he has got to make Logan bottom for him more often.

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