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  1. 89

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    Some animals have the ability to detect cancer. James Howlett was one of those animals.

    And years later, Logan’s nose brings him back to where it all started.

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    One unseasonably warm, sunny day in late October, Wade puts on a pair of short shorts. Logan has feelings about it.

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    “Don’t care, ‘s long as there’s booze nearby.”

    “What a shining example of fatherhood,” Wade teased. “Reminds me of my own old man. Yeah, I’m sure your kid will turn out juuuust fine.”

    Laura’s grip loosened just enough for Logan to grab a nearby hairbrush and lob it at Wade’s head, smacking him right between his white-out eye-holes.

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    Or if Laura was still 10 years old when she met Wade and Logan in the void.

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    In many ways, Peter and Wade couldn’t be more different. But a piece of one’s soul recognizes its reflection in the other’s, and something incomprehensible pulls them together and keeps them inextricably bound.

    An epic journey in two parts.

    Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift.

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    Rogue finalmente rompió el silencio, su voz suave pero llena de curiosidad. —¿Y entonces cómo se conocieron?

    Wade se lanzó a responder antes de que Logan pudiera detenerlo. —Oh, fue una de esas adorables historias de "chico conoce a chico, chico intenta matar a chico, chico sobrevive, chico secuestra chico, chicos se divierten en un increíble Honda Odyssey, chicos salvan los universos de la melliza megalómana psicópata de Charlie aquí, luego ambos se mudan juntos y deciden que sería divertido insultarse y golpearse por toda la eternidad." En realidad, fue el destino quien nos unió. Ya sabes, como Bonnie y Clyde, pero con más mutaciones y menos robos a bancos. Aunque, ahora que lo pienso, deberíamos intentar lo del banco algún día...

    O: X-Men Logan conoce a Worst Logan. Wade está ahí para mierdas y risitas.

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    Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”

    “Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”

    “You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.

    “Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”

    “Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.

    “Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
    ...

    Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.

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  7. 52

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    Peter was officially going to scalp his new roommate; he was entirely capable of it with a drawer full of pretty knives MJ got him as a housewarming gift, and enough fury to overcome his lack of skill in skinning people. Peter tapped his foot anxiously underneath the metal desk of his loft bed and thumbed at his temple in irritation. There was a set of calculations spread out in front of him in his familiar messy scrawl that was very important for him to successfully acquire his PhD and move on to being one of the youngest scientists in Stark Enterprises; unfortunately, these calculations meant absolutely nothing to Peter’s brain because he was too busy holding back the urge to murder his roommate who was having very very loud sex right next door, and quite literally everything (from the squelching to the slapping) was audible through his paper-thin walls.

    “Ah, yeah— right there, daddy!”

    The sound of Peter’s last thread of restraint snapping wasn't even audible over the whorish moans coming—presumably—from his roommate's mouth.

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    Peter is incredibly repressed, and has so so many issued and Wade is a stripper so they fuck abt it

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    “Oh my god,” Wade said. “I’m an idiot.”

    “Yes. And?” Logan snapped.

    “I forgot Logan died in 2029,” Wade said, horrified. “It’s 2024."

    ...

    (It's okay, Wade. The writers forgot too.)

    Deadpool and The Worst Wolverine join forces with the X-Men to save Laura and the kids from Project X-23, stop the Westchester Event, and prevent mutant extinction. Oh, and they also fall in love while they do it.

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    Dean is a demon. Deadpool is crazy. Both have a knack for not dying and dealing out death with a blade.

    After a chance encounter leaves Deadpool's Team-Up Senses tingling, Dean Winchester and the infamous Merc with a Mouth go hunting for Deadpool's nemesis, Vetis. Well, sort of. When they are not being sidetracked by biblical figures, younger brothers, and Dean's occasional bouts of explosive demonic rage that thoroughly test the limits of Deadpool's healing factor.

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    The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.

    He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.

    Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.

    "Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"

    (In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)

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  11. 23

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    “I can’t help but wonder, does your dick also come with a barb–”

    “Shut the fuck up!!” Logan interrupted, his face heating with embarrassment. “I’m gonna fucking chop your head off and feed it to to the fucking dog! Do you enjoy the idea of being digested? I’ll slice you into little goddamn fucking bits–”

    “I didn’t realize the golden globes were so sensitive,” Wade continued, obviously lacking remorse. “I won't bring it up again sweet cheeks, but little Wolvie needs to be looked after, think about our grandkids!”

    “We don't have– I DON’T HAVE A BARB IN MY DICK!”

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    “Well, I’ve been thoroughly wined and dined,” Wade joked, lighthearted on account of the liquor. “You would tell me if this was a date, right? I’m not wearing my nice panties and I’d hate to disappoint if you expected me to put out at the end.”

    Logan took a swig of his beer, maintaining eye contact.

    “And if it was?”

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    Or, Wade Wilson realizes he can be loved without having to be great.

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  13. 74

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    "Now I just wanna find the ube pretzels and we can get outta here."

    "And the taco seasoning," Logan says, wryly, "you know, the thing we came here for."

    "God, what would I do without you?" Wade sighs dreamily, turning down a new aisle, pushing the cart merrily along in front of him. Logan smiles, watching him. Mary Puppins snorts quietly, wriggles into a more comfortable position in Logan's jacket. "Pretzels," Wade sings out, swiping a bag into the cart, "and--ah, there it is!" He reaches out, leaning across the cart to the other side of the aisle for the packet of taco seasoning he sees on the shelf, but he's just a little too far away, and--

    And it doesn't matter, because the envelope flies two feet into his hand.

    That's--that's not a trick of the light. That wasn't a fucking optical illusion. Wade gasps, his eyes slowly swiveling from the packet of seasoning in his hand up to meet Logan's gaze.

    "Logan," he says, eyes wide and solemn as he stands there in the middle of the Trader Joe's, "I think I just used the Force."

    (In which weird things happen. Threequel to Where Soul Meets Body.)

     

    EDIT 3/8/2025: Epilogue added!

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  14. 17

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    These stories happen in the same timeline in my head.

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      “My friends – my family – they begged me to stay, to not walk out that night. And I did it anyway, certain that there would be a tomorrow, and a day after that. But there wasn’t. Everything ended that night, and every day since then was the same long-ass bar crawl trying to find enough whiskey to drown in for a few minutes of relief, because then I could forget that I had something, and I threw it away. I’m not doing that again, not with you, not with any of this.”

      Logan’s breath is ragged, his eyes burning, though he refuses to let the tears fall. Wade has been nodding silently with him as he speaks, agreeing with everything he’s said.

      Two broken men who know what’s it’s like to lose everything, their souls shattered only to be glued back together with spit and duct tape.

      Kintsugi only works if there’s enough of the original to be made beautiful again. Maybe one day there will be, and the holes that hollow them out will be filled by each other.

      Logan only knows that in this moment he is seen, and loved, and that is all that matters.

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      While he was sitting on his chair, munching his food and watching Wade retell every tiny thing he’d seen on his way to get the food, it suddenly hit him.

      He really, really liked Wade. And no matter what Logan had thrown at him so far, shown him so far, he’d always reacted with grace. Not only could Logan not hurt him physically in a lasting way, the things that had driven people away in the past didn’t seem to bother him in the slightest.

      Yesterday, Wade hadn’t run away after learning his secret, or been disgusted, or anything. No, he had been gentle with him. And now here he was, the next morning, with food and stories, gesturing widely while telling them.

      Watching him was like watching life itself, always moving, heart beating away against all odds. It dawned on Logan that he wanted to use this second chance he’d been granted to live . And life and Wade seemed, at this point, absolutely inseparable.

      Even more than that, he also just - really wanted Wade.

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

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    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    When you have two up-and-coming vigilantes fighting crime in the same city, it's only a matter of time before they run into each other. The last thing Matt wants is an untrained teenager out in the streets doing what he does, so he's gotta train him up a bit, right? And Matt got to him just in time, too because some new mercenary happens to come to town...

    Matt, Wade, and Peter shenanigans. Matt is bullied into adopting a cat. Wade loses a hand. Peter gets a cool new job. And then things go downhill from there.

    Fic title is from The Crane Wives, check them out <3

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    Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red leather, and things get a little crazy.

    Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

    Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

    Translated into: Italiano, русский, Español

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