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“I don’t strike out. I didn’t strike out.” Craig defends himself, bristling under the words.
“Care to make a bet?” Cartman responds smugly.Craig’s notorious for 1. Being a serial dater and 2. Always winning bets.
Tweek has forgotten about his cigarette, what with all the eavesdropping he's doing. So, of course, when he goes to light it Cartman says, “I bet you can’t get Tweek to put out.” The cigarette falls. No freaking way.
“No bet,” Craig says. He sounds bored. Tweek can almost hear him rolling his eyes.
“I’m not cruel,” Cartman croons, “I’ll give you till prom to get into his skinny jeans.” Tweek stares down at his ratty grey skinny jeans. -
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Tweek’s life is measured in routines, bruises, and the careful art of enduring.
Working at a small coffee shop is the only place where he can breathe—until Craig walks in, quiet and observant, like a pause the universe didn’t warn him about.
This is a story about survival, about the weight of staying, and about the fragile, dangerous hope of being seen.
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craig's in a little bit of a predicament; he's been having the same dream every night for weeks- of this boy. this mysterious blonde boy who sings him out to the sea, pulls him in, and brings him down.
dream boy is cool and all, but he's starting to ruin his sleep schedule.
what happens when he runs into him in real life?
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tweek unknowingly rizzes craig up through craig’s dreams
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for tweek week day 5; fantasy.
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Tweek is a genie and he's been through a whole slew of abuses and shitty "masters" so when he meets Craig, his newest master he's astounded, confused, and paranoid as to why Craig is so nice to him. But would freedom really satisfy him after nearly a year under the same roof?
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In the fourth grade, he had been swept up into Kyle, Cartman and Stan’s group of friends. The second replacement, after Butters, to fill the void of a dead boy who was so much bigger than them all. Shoehorned in where he didn’t fit, learning all too quickly why everyone was captivated with them from afar but reluctant to join in on an adventure more than once. They were a nightmare. They were chaos incarnate, impossible to keep up with, impossible to say no to -- they had been his best friends, and his worst nightmares.
He’d been there because Kenny McCormick had died.
But he’d learned not to say that.
Because Kenny McCormick wasn’t dead.
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Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.
Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.
“Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”
Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”
Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.
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After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media.Series
- Part 2 of eccentric orbits universe
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“My, Mrs. Tucker, your son is really into counting,” the lady who was cutting my mom’s hair said.
Mom smiled and looked proud, “well my son really likes his numbers. By the time he turned four, he already knew how to count up to a hundred,” Mom said.
“Wow, my kid is only five and he barely gets past ten. What’s your secret?”
“To be honest, I’m not sure how it happened. Craig just started counting whenever we go somewhere together.”
“My, I bet by the time your son starts kindergarten in a couple of weeks, he’ll be the first kid there to already know how to count big numbers.”
“We’ll see. What do you think, Craig? Are you excited to start kindergarten?”
“....” I didn’t say anything, I just kept looking at the people walking around the hair salon I was forced to come.
I just kept watching, staring at the big numbers floating above their heads.
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Awesomesauce
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Vrg este fic me sacó de mi bloqueo creativo y ganas de matarme, 15/10
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“Do you think God is here?” someone next to him asks.
He knows that voice. It’s as familiar to him as his own monotone.
“No,” he answers back. They’re in the middle of a conversation they’ve had a hundred times before. Even if he doesn’t remember it now. “I don’t.”
God isn’t in these walls, he wants to shout. He’s not here, waiting to take attendance. If God exists at all, he’s in the very act of creation. He’s in the existence of everything, and how can Craig be bad if he exists just the way he is?
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On Halloween of 1999, Craig summons an imp who swears they were almost lovers in a past life. People start to die.-
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!!! FUCK I LOVE IMP TWEEK SO MUCH
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Five years had passed since Tweek was taken away to a mix of rehab, hospitals, and foster homes and a lot happens in five years. People change, ideals change, especially from a conservative town that was suddenly so supportive of the fabricated romance between two little boys. Craig was older now, still living in South Park, and realized that backwards people never change; they just pretend to.
Tweek finally moves back at the beginning of junior year. What does that mean for Craig's new reality? What does that mean for both of them?
(Title of the fic is inspired by the song Fate & Fairytales by Misplaced & SayWeCanFly. There are no real fairytales here but I'll try to give it some fluff)
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- Part 1 of Still Into You
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Craig Tucker is gay and virgin. To move on from his unrequited crush on his straight friend, he tries to find someone to lose his virginity with. What will happen once he matches with a very unique boy named Tweek on a dating app?
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It all begins with one kiss on prom night.
Kyle Broflovski never thought his best friend would be the one to turn his whole world upside down. Stan Marsh, drunk and way too honest, kisses him in a moment Kyle can’t seem to forget. What follows are months of confusion, secrecy, growing desire and the kind of love that refuses to be hidden.
From late-night talks to camping trips, jealous mistakes, first touches and the courage to finally be seen. This is an intense journey of two boys learning what it means to be more than just “super best friends.”
Stan and Kyle are in their senior year at South Park High. This is an emotional slow burn story that starts on prom night and follows them to graduation, until nothing can stay a secret anymore.
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won't you celebrate with me by ssaemilyhotchner (doctoralhashimi)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
18 Jun 2025
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Clyde welcomes Emily back to the land of the living.
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- Part 10 of glory and gore go hand in hand | cm ficlets
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please re-read tags every so often! this is ongoing and i will update them and add new ones as the story progresses
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~~~"I wish you were a girl, Kyle."
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Stan fucked up. Bad.
He did something unforgivable to Kyle the winter of their freshman year.
He ruined his life.
They're in their senior year now, paired together to work on a class project.
Stan's apprehensive, and Kyle's even worse off.
He just wants to be his friend again -- but Kyle wants nothing to do with him.-
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Lincoln and The Full Deck arrived at Great Lakes City to go to the convention where they're gonna meet the movie actor Ace Savvy, or so did Lincoln think. But once Lincoln's first day outside turns out better for him, Sergio escaped from his cage, getting revenge after losing his Christmas wish.
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AU/WW2
« Kyle commanded all his fears to vanish. He lifted his chin slightly because the Nazi was taller than him and looked straight into the eyes of his enemy. If this would mean his death, at least he wouldn't give this monster the pleasure of seeing fear and defeat on his face. Herr Cartman was perplexed. This Jew actually dared to look at him in the same level. Worst of all, he dared to look into his eyes.»
After living hidden for three and half years with his family, Kyle is taken to a concentration camp. Guess who's the most sadistic SS there? What starts as a cruel game between Nazi and Jew, will evolve into something unprecedented.
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What if Emily never found out about Doyle's escape (at least until it was too late)
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Doctor Who XVI: Season One by Heppe
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood
19 Dec 2025
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The Doctor finds himself in another new incarnation, not too soon after the last one. After meeting Diana Walker and David Redgrave, a couple from Portsmouth, he embarks on a journey to discover himself again.
For Diana and David, a relationship built on turmoil is put to the test. On the brink already, their journeys in the TARDIS push them to their extremes.
And in the shadows lurking, waiting to pounce on the new Doctor, is an old rival. One with a face so very, very familiar….
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"Why did you call him?" Emily asks. It's late and she's leaning in the doorframe to the office, watching Clyde's face in the reflection of the window.
He's silent for a long time. A sad smile on his face when he finally turns around to face her. "Because I want you to get through this," he tells her. His blue eyes meeting hers.
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