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What if Castiel hadn't just left after telling Dean "We have work for you"? What if Dean spoke up, provoked Castiel? A little ambiguously foe-yay fun.
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Clint Barton is a dead man by PillowBacon
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2015
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Clint Barton has done a lot of stupid things. This stupid thing is going to get him killed.
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Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
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heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter by apollofastingdionysusdrunk (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
05 Aug 2015
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“Patroclus, I can see why Achilles fell in love with you,” Hector's amused voice startled me, and I nearly slipped, my weight pushing clumsily against his.
“Excuse me?” I steadied myself, tidying my mussed hair.
“You are extremely lovely.” His eyes crinkled, the bathing light of the waning sunlight shadowing his face. “Pardon me, if that was out of line. I don't think you appreciate that enough: but you are lovely.”
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The people of Inari are peaceful farmers. The Mazoku are a band of wild magic users. And, Hiei... an unfortunate half-breed, is caught between the two worlds, and hated by both. When conflict breaks out between the tribes, will Hiei remain loyal to his family and lover, or choose to embrace the violent urges that have been burning inside him since birth...?
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Vegas Marriage by alliekatt314
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider - Fandom
03 Aug 2015
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The Avengers are getting married!...to each other and you?
Bucky is Genderfluid and loves it!
Darcy and Pepper have a secret wife.
Sam and Rhodey are way to close.
Peter is a minister?
In other words I ate a lot of candy then stayed up writing this.
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- Part 14 of One Shots
- Part 2 of Vegas One Shots
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Non-coffee shop AU “You tripped and I caught you but now it looks like I’m dipping you, how did this even-” au
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What Follows the Big Bang by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Aug 2015
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Tony catches Steve up on some basic scientific advances. Steve is eager to expand his horizons.
(Takes place in a movieverse where the Avengers took Tony up on his offer of Tower space and Pepper and Tony were never an item. Basically ignores everything after the first Avengers movie.)
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Fat Ellie by Raptor_Dash
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Doctor Who
31 Jul 2015
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Ellie has an eating problem.
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And I Can Hardly Bear It! by thisiswhatthewatergaveme
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
31 Jul 2015
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Tony said, “For my first wish, find the Captain’s sweetheart and bring him back in one piece,” and Loki brought back Bucky.
The bear.
Little and fluffy and scowling and he is going to kill Steve. Maybe Tony first.
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Bill loves pain. He's excited by it. In more ways than one. And he's not exactly picky about it. As Dipper finds out after what was supposed to be a simple trip to the doctor's office to get Bill his shots. Dating a masochistic demon is frustrating.
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Waste Not, Want Not by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Jul 2015
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Steve and Tony bet that if they changed places, Tony would learn to economize, and Steve would buy frivolous things.
(Takes place in a movieverse where the Avengers took Tony up on his offer of Tower space and Pepper and Tony were never an item. Basically ignores everything after the first Avengers movie.)
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Captain America, Lawbreaker by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Jul 2015
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Steve runs afoul of the 'Tony's stuff' law, and becomes a fugitive.
(Takes place in a movieverse where the Avengers took Tony up on his offer of Tower space and Pepper and Tony were never an item. Basically ignores everything after the first Avengers movie- except Falcon! He joined the Avengers.)
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Blue Scale by acilad, chaya
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jul 2015
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一个脑洞大开的AU。在他们还小的时候，少年Bucky就和人鱼Steve在布鲁克林相识。之后Bucky上了战场，Steve在Merskine博士的帮助下得到了人类的双腿，并额外附送了一大把棒棒的肌肉，然后解救出了他被坏蛋抓走的男朋友。他们一起建立了咆哮突击队，一起冲锋陷阵，直到一起坠机并在冰层里被冻了几十年。在这个宇宙里Bucky不曾被坏蛋抓走第二次，Steve可以在人形和鱼尾间自由切换。
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X/Tokyo Babylon/xxxHolic: Moebius by Legume_Shadow
Fandoms: Tokyo Babylon, X -エックス- | X/1999, xxxHoLic, CLAMP - Works
27 Jul 2015
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As the end of the Mayan calendar approaches, those who survived the events of 1999 will once again, find themselves fighting to save the world. Though they number few, they are not alone as allies from other worlds, both dead and alive, join them. Will they have the strength to keep Humanity alive, or will they perish and let the world die?
X/TB continuation/alt-universe, xxxHolic canon-stretching/alt-universe, TRC compliant.
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Whining and Dying by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jul 2015
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Tony cooks for Steve even though Tony is arguably the world's worst cook.
(Takes place in a movieverse where the Avengers took Tony up on his offer of Tower space and Pepper and Tony were never an item. Basically ignores everything after the first Avengers movie.)
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Not-So-Extraneous Features by charleybradburies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
25 Jul 2015
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When Tony had added the cock appendage feature to his newest suit, he hadn’t expected to ever actually use it.
TRB Round Four // Code Name: Disassemble.
+ writerverse Challenge #16: July Table: Not The Best Odds.
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- Part 4 of Cap & Iron Man Tiny Reverse Bang 2015
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An Uproarious Land, A Grammatical People by 1949
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Jul 2015
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For a prompt, Stannis marries Mariya Darry (of hung tapestry fame) and has 'Gatehouse Ami' as a daughter. And I decided to throw in the rest of what had to be one of the most dysfunctional families in Westeros.
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Kirie, Please Make Jokes about This for the Next 20 Years. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Uzumaki
24 Jul 2015
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In which Shuichi comes up with a very creative way of avoiding his stalker/sexual harasser, and the Goshima family will never let him live it down, and Azami fails yet again at trying to get Shuichi into bed with her. TL;DR Shuichi crossdressing.
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While You Waited... by JennerJen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
24 Jul 2015
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Little odds and ends with the men of Marvel.
Ch 1-Stucky
Ch 2-Steve/Bucky/Thor (sort of)
Ch 3-Steve & Tony
Ch 4- Stucky