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Puddin' and His Wild Card by NoxBellamy
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Nov 2025
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A collection of Goyuu fics written with random prompts.
1. Gojo X Yuji (Joker and Harley AU)
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Fucking My Way to Omnipotence (A DxD Chaos Gacha Fic) by CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers
Fandoms: ハイスクール DxD - 石踏 一榮 | High School DxD - Ishibumi Ichiei
08 Nov 2025
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Kiryuu Aika is your average, normal, female pervert. She sneaks into the locker room, knows how to measure a man's dick through his pants, fondles both men and women without shame, and also has a deep and abiding need to get fucking LAID.
Hyoudou Issei is your average, normal, male pervert. He peeks on girls, tries to get pantyshots, and has... also been acting really depressed and off for some reason.
Now, what is a self respecting female pervert with maybe a tiny little absolutely massive crush on the most eligible and weirdly cute of local perverts to do when the person she's crushing on seems to be traumatized by a girlfriend that doesn't exist?
Fuck the trauma out of him, of course! And get a boyfriend in the process!
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Wait. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HYOUDOU ISSEI WAS WORTH A PLATINUM TICKET!? SEDUCE A DRAGON!? WHAT!?
Oh boy.
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Mr. President, a Second Man has hit my Heart by Zzineohp
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Video Blogging RPF
08 Nov 2025
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Donald Trump's regime has been going strong for long enough that he's cemented his own rule. One man, Ben Shapiro, who served the president loyally for many years, is suddenly outcast. Saved by a group of ragtag rebels, he finds himself fighting against the nation he worked to create, and navigating the love he spent so long avoiding.
Hey guys, so, I don't know what the FUCK possessed me to write this, but I did it. Enjoy? No, don't enjoy, that'd be weird.
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Fuck DxD Canon: Lesbians, Sluts, and Harem Antics by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, IntWitch, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Highschool DxD (Anime)
08 Nov 2025
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In which Issei makes drugs, Vali is a whore, and also half our main cast is a Touhou reference. Also there's a lot of sluttery and harem antics, both straight, gay, and bisexual in nature.
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(disappointing diamonds are) the rarest of them all by veneziacandle
Fandoms: Frankenstein (2025), Nosferatu (2024)
08 Nov 2025
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Because there is nothing left for him in the Arctic, not even death, the Creature ventures south and finds something altogether unexpected.
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- Part 2 of wild lilacs
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bro you’re NOT the saja boys by s0dast4rz (Sparkly_S0da)
Fandoms: SkyZone Yaoi, Original Work, KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
08 Nov 2025
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That feeling when you’re babysitting prepubescent youtube shorts kids that really like steal a brainrot and K-Pop Demon Hunters. Roxanne’s going through it, okay?
how it feels to hang out with kids who have kpdh brainrot but like its in a multichaptered fic.. this is also a repost bc last time i had screentime and couldnt post w tags 💔
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- Part 3 of SkyZone Yaoi (i hate middle school boys)
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- English
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- 749
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Kagura of Lightning and Echoes by anxiousPhantom0
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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The chaos evolves.
Sharzad knows that Inazuma will be the hardest thing she's had to face to far, but she's not about to stand there and let Yoimiya die at the hands of the increasingly oppressive Shogunate. As shadowy forces work behind the scenes and its surviving Archon continues to pursue her misguided form of Eternity, Inazuma sits on the brink of all-out civil war or even revolution.
And even as all this happens, Sharzad herself has issues to deal with. Between increasing preparations for her ascension to Queen, her powers have become unstable, changing and merging with her very being in a way they hadn't for two years. Zhongli told her removing the blocks on her powers would help her get stronger, but she wasn't anticipating so many changes so fast (her fathers might kill her when they learn about the dreams).
But Nabu Malikata once was an Angel and Amun once was a King, and Sharzad?
Sharzad is something else entirely.
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- Part 4 of Suite of Stars and Shadows
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The Laker organization decides to get fan input for a pride night segment on the jumbotron.
Crack fic
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【五夏】多肉平行宇宙 by nihonwarawarako
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Nov 2025
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有各个独立的纯糖恶搞小故事构成，节操完全丧尸。欢迎有缘人留言提供猥琐脑洞哦！
写作计划：
祓本日常之：
✔果然还是讨厌猴子（温泉野战公开露出）
✔不射男VS必射男（锻炼最强瓜花大决战）
✔互穿平行世界后发现仍在被囚禁现场？！（囚禁+换妻Play）
以高羽不得裸奔换取的夏油杰强制露出的必中术式！（伪公开露出play）
野外生存大作战（野人play）师祖平和线之：
✔性感写真集是怎样拍成的（先女体后男体play）
✔论邪教的现代化（伪年下袈裟play）
✔在挚友面前被迫做壁尻？！（壁尻＋NP）
✔预制菜AI教祖（加强版通感娃娃Play）
✔《流星花园》领域展开（和洋婚纱女装play）
奇咪是最扭曲的诅咒（黑猫福瑞紧身战衣）
单身母亲带球上位五条家？！（假孕产乳play） -
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In which the first years have a psychic link, and they use it solely to piss each other off.
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- Part 3 of On being normal
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good old times, we do miss you bad (so we bring back the dab, dab, dab) *TEMPORARILY ABANDONED* by BonezNdTeefs
Fandoms: Skandar Series - A. F. Steadman
08 Nov 2025
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Skandar 5:08
>believe me when i say amber will NOT be happy when our messages wake her upRickesh 5:09
>Nahh we’ll be fineAmber 5:09
>WHOEVER WOKE ME UP BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKING EXCUSERickesh 5:09
>Nvm we all going to dieor
Random Grins textfic (that nobody asked for) where Rickesh is eager to train, Prim is so done, Marcus and Patrick are gay disasters, Adela is laughing at them, Fen is chaotic, Amber is about to commit a felony if she keeps getting woken up, and Skandar just wants to go back to sleep.
Also has some quartet + Jamie moments!
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Corrupted Realities by Diamondboss
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game), God of War (Video Games)
08 Nov 2025
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Hero thinks back to when Sunny and Basil confessed over a month ago and how now everyone is a little distant. He made a promise that they would stick together no matter what now, and so he invites everyone over to dinner to hopefully rekindle their already fragile renewed friendship...
It's been three weeks since Ragnarök, Kratos wakes up and Mimir asks when and if they'll be leaving Sindri's house and head back to Midgard. Before Kratos enters the gateway, Ratatoskr runs up tell them that the gateway travel system is dangerous and unstable. Kratos enters anyways, Much to Mimirs displeasure. Once they enter, they notice something is definitely wrong with the tree...
Both situations go horribly off course and now have to find their way back home after getting sent to different realities, along the way they fight giant monsters, unknown and some known horrors across realities together and have to fight their way back home... cool!
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Years after an odd, gruesome, and highly publicised breakdown ruined his career, a disgraced candymaker has abruptly reopened his factory. His motives are shrouded in mystery, something that only serves to inflame the curious public. To celebrate his triumphant return, he launches a contest: five golden tickets hidden at random in chocolate bars distributed throughout London. The lucky recipients of those tickets are promised an experience they will never forget.
And so, on one cold morning in January, five winners gather to claim their prize. John Watson is among them.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory AU!
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Ava thought she understood her world - until the truth about her father, her bloodline, and the first war shatters everything she believed. Clashes, sarcasm, fiery arguments, and the chaos of teenage life are just the beginning - and that's before she's even set foot in Hogwarts for her sixth year.
With a godfather who's one whiskey away from getting his stomach pumped, a father who refuses to stay in the shadows, and secrets threatening to tear her bond apart, Ava soon learns that growing up might be the most dangerous challenge yet. But that's the least of her worries.
Threats, kidnappings, and secrets test loyalty, love, and courage. As bonds are strained and destinies collide, the ultimate confrontation awaits: Dumbledore’s manipulations will be exposed, and only the Triad can decide how the story ends.
Or the one where Ava faces her father, survives heartbreak and hangovers, and finally brings chaos to heel.
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- Part 12 of The Chaos Series
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“This is Nagaina!” Miss Granger introduced the snake excitedly. “She’s three years old!” Suddenly the girl started hissing at the snake and the thing rose up to look her in the eye before it hissed back. Minerva wasn’t able to suppress her flinch and shiver of fear at the sound.
or Hermione's a Parselmouth
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- Part 2 of HP Stuff
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“Huh… looks like some type of layout for an auction house.” He tilted the folder toward Jeongin. ”You know anything about this, Innie?”
Jeongin leaned over, squinting at the pages from the driver’s seat. “Not off the top of my head, no, but if it’s the one I think it is, it’s not just any auction house.”
Felix raised an eyebrow, fingers pausing on a floor plan marked Vault Access Restricted. “Go on…”
“There’s a private one in Gangnam that runs under the table. Sells black market stuff to the ultra-rich, like G.D.; in other words, mafia members. They got art, tech, weapons, you name it.”
Felix snorted, tapping the edge of the folder. “Figures. G.D. really knows how to ease a guy back into work after a break.”
“Break?” Jeongin scoffed. “You got shot at. Twice.”
“Semantics,” Felix said with a grin, that familiar gleam of excitement lighting his eyes. “Besides, it sounds like fun.”
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Felix works as a personal theif for the top mafia's leader, G.D. When G.D. has Felix stealing from the second largest mafia, STRAY, he's stuck fighting for his life between the two of them. oh, and Jeongin's there, too.
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Fire, Glamour, and Hope by TurquoiseRed
Fandoms: Bug Fables (Video Game), Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling (Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Astotheles figured that if he extended an olive branch to the Ant Kingdom and helped them out with their mission, they might pay the favor back and help his people.
Mothiva needed to spring back after her blowup with Zasp, and if she could nab one of the artifacts, it'd secure her position in the Explorer's Association and the fame that comes with it.
Hoaxe found himself fighting for survival, exiled from the only home he had ever been accepted in after a plan to improve his life and get the respect of his peers went awry.
And the Ant Kingdom shuddered as it realized that its best hope of finding the Everlasting Sapling lay in the hands of a bandit, a diva, and a sneaky little mimic.
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Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger have been assigned to the Love Room, either as punishment for their sins, or to do cutting edge research on Love, whatever that might mean, considering that they are locked in an entirely empty room for 40 hours a week without anything that could help or distract them.
Theo Nott doesn’t quite know if he wants to send the Department a thank you note or go back to potentially breaking the space-time continuum even harder, but he’s working on it.
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average day of Heartc in the art theft smp
this...is the art theft smp..where if you die you lose a heart and when you kill someone you gain a heart. this may sound like lifesteal but this is a server filled with one thing deadlier than a pvper. The visions of artists. Here there is queerbaiting, angsty lore, queerbaiting, deaths, joybaiting, chunguses dying, hopes and dreams dying, and betrayal, and trust, and sadness. but the most important part of all. artists.
i hate my life.
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- Part 11 of Art theft fics
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- English
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- 1,152
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Top 10 Reasons Why Sirius Black Is Definitely Not Gay by The_Verity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Sirius writes a list during class explaining why he's definitely not gay.
Remus and James have a thing or two to say.