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When Dirk decided to give his AR a body, he thought he would have a great in-home doctor alongside some sort of company.
The only problem is that Robots are not medical professionals, and Hal has a strange fascination with the complete and utter control he has over Dirk when he's got his fingers in the boys ass.Among other things,
Alternate title; I, Robot, the porn re-run.
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oh ma gad *hearteyes*
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There was only so many times he could hear his younger coworkers recommend Pulp Fiction like it was the first time anyone had ever heard of it. He had successfully blocked everyone out; everyone but this one fucking guy. Karkat felt his lip curl in disgust.
(johndavekat movie rental job au)
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Dirk has always been drawn to Jake, ever since they first met as pages. Their friendship has persisted through squirehood, knighthood, and into their adult lives. Somewhere along the road, his feelings of friendship developed into ones of longing. But Jake has never seen him that way, and Dirk won't risk losing his best friend to pursue romance. All he can do is stand by and watch as the years slip by. But maybe, with a little bit of hope and a lot of heart, Dirk can convince Jake to give him a chance. You're never too old to fall in love.
This is the side story of Dirk and Jake from "The Heir and His Knight."
This is a tale of longtime friendship and budding romance.This is a reposting of an old work that was deleted.
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- Part 2 of The Heir and His Knight
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One of my fav pieces of work
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Dave Strider knows tragedy.
Between waking up dead, watching everyone he loves reel from the loss, and existing only as a ghost - yeah, he's intimately fucking aware of just how tragic life can be. He would give anything at all to be able to talk to someone, anyone. How can it get worse than this?
When he finds the one person that can see him, Dave gets his answer. The only one who can see him is the person he hates most in the world - Karkat Vantas.
Can he just die again instead?
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Name - Memento Mori
By - ghastlyGimmick
Fandom: Homestuck
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Dave Strider knows tragedy.Between waking up dead, watching everyone he loves reel from the loss, and existing only as a ghost - yeah, he's intimately fucking aware of just how tragic life can be. He would give anything at all to be able to talk to someone, anyone. How can it get worse than this?
When he finds the one person that can see him, Dave gets his answer. The only one who can see him is the person he hates most in the world - Karkat Vantas.
Can he just die again instead?
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Dirk's auto-responder knows how to push his every button. Sometimes he pushes hard.
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Dave Strider was a big shot movie producer, among other things, but his favourite thing in his life was his adopted son/little brother, and his troll husband.
Dirk Strider loved his dad more than anything. So when he started to have nightmares of alternate timelines, only one person could help.
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"No Dave, I didn't mean severed head. I meant I want to suck your dick." by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 10: Oral Sex
Dave's never been eaten out before and Dirk's fiending for some tdick.
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- Part 3 of Auto-Necros Anonymous
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Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling
Tboy Dave catches Dirk huffing his dirty boxers and fucks his face about it.
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- Part 4 of Auto-Necros Anonymous
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“We’re with CPS,” the woman says, and your eyebrow ticks up before you can beat it into submission and hog-tie it in place. “We’re here to discuss the option of you taking guardian-ship. Your father has signed over custody.”
On instinct, you want to look over your shoulder at the mention of your father. Twenty-one years old and out of that nightmare of a house for five years, and somehow he still makes a hunted animal of you. What you say is, “I’m not the kind of guy that should have kids.”
Or: Your name is Ambrose Strider, and you are a guardian in every universe, including this one. There's also an asshole in a suit for some reason.
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- Part 1 of so a glove seeks for a hand
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You can't kiss him, not while you have to wear these hella cool but totally inconvenient gas masks, so you settle for the next best thing.
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godfeels 3, part 1: divergence syndrome by Agonist, BrushBandit, KeeperofManyNames, SarahZedig, unusualdolls
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Jan 2022
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The human called June Eg8ert is about to collide with the shards of a reality she herself helped to break.
Will she pick up the pieces, or merely make a bigger mess?
We are very curious to find out.
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Dave: so your suggestion is abandoning them?
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Chapter 5
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Dave looks alright. There’s no blood. His hands aren’t shaking anymore. Light reflects off the smooth surface of his shades, rendering them a solid wall of black.
Dave turns his face in your direction, and you catch him doing the same once-over that you did to him. He’s making sure you’re alright. It would be touching, if it didn’t make you feel like a monster.
Dave nods at you. It’s the slightest incline of his head, imperceptible to anyone but the coolest of dudes.
Tell him.
Say something. Literally anything.
You just nod back.
You’re a fucking coward.
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The Best Antidote To A Bad Guy With A Sword Is A Chaotic Good Guy With Two Swords by Corvid_Knight
Fandoms: Homestuck, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
06 Mar 2019
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The last thing Dave Strider expected was for one of the more famous mutants in the world to show up at his Bro's apartment. Or maybe the last thing he expected was that the guy was here because he was hired to assassinate Bro. Or maybe it's that fucking Deadpool's packed him up to drag him halfway across the country.
This is all very fucking unexpected, honestly.
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- Part 8 of Mutantstuck
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This was good!two of my favorite interest in a fic! Really like how Dave is written in this. Surprisingly found D and DP dynamic at the end really cute
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Homestuck SCPs by saturnineIlluminatus
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, SCP Foundation
22 Aug 2012
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SCP. "Secure, Contain, Protect". A secret agency devoted to cataloguing and controlling everything, learning what makes it tick. Safe, Euclid, Keter, it doesn't matter to them.
And now, they've found Sburb.
((A sucky summary. Basically a shitload of files based off SCP, centred around Homestuck. Don't knock it until you try it.))
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Rose Lalonde sends out a post saying that she is a psychiatrist interested in forming a online support group for sexual abuse survivors as part of her research. Nineteen people respond.
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*Oprah voice* You get a therapist--You get a therapist-- Everybody gets a therapist!
Or, how one carapacian ends up becoming the therapist for a group of young gods
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The Therapist's Tempests
*Oprah voice* You get a therapist--You get a therapist-- Everybody gets a therapist!
Or, how one carapacian ends up becoming the therapist for a group of young gods
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"Truly, I should just let the hope that there’s any chance of me not being shat upon by the powers that be wither and die already.”
Karkat finally seems to run out of breath long enough to realize that his long-winded, if technically accurate tirade isn’t really making your current situation any better.
Truthfully, if anything it will only serve to demoralize the already tenuous positivity your group has managed to glean about your future prospects of survival.
You don’t really have a lot to spare as it is.
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a small self-indulgent one shot of a trans man reader getting his hair cut by and having a sleepover with the beta kids :) major fluff ensues
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The people don't know his name, not really- hearing “the big guy” or “that guard” more often from citizens of Alternia. He prefers that, though. Better to go unnoticed than stand out in his books.
However, in the castle's ranks, everyone knows his name. Karkat Vantas. The invalid. The freak. Eridan’s closest and most loyal guard, and Alternia’s greatest shame.
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Royalty AU where Eridan is the Emperor of Alternia, and Karkat is his bodyguard. Oh and also Karkat writes romance novels on the side. And he’s a mutant. And Eridan doesn’t know.
Shit.
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for later but i cant do that with series for some reason
probably peak i dunno yet