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I'm Barely a Person Anymore (Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own) by Profaene
Fandom: Homestuck
13 Nov 2025
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Candy!Dirk—sent spiraling by the existential catastrophe of his continuity's divergence from canon—is visited by Gamzee, triggering a plunge through the memories of his ultimate self that culminates in his decision to commit suicide.
A fic that explores the ultimate self, touches on the unseen time between Dirk quitting as Jane's presidential campaign advisor and hanging himself from the bell tower, and answers the age-old question: what the fuck was Gamzee doing at Dirk's place when Dave discovered his suicide note? Seriously, what was he doing there? I think about this all the time. Also serves as a prologue to 'I'm Barely a Person Anymore (I'm Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own),' a little Ultimate Dirk-centric series I'm working on.
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It's well into the evening once you're done. A pack of cigarettes and all the drinks in your sylladex gone. The cigs loitering around your feet, some crushed, some not. The cans are in a neat stack, pyramid shaped. Before you leave the roof you kick the cans. Stare at them, fall and roll around. Some finding their way off the edge of the roof. You stare at them and listen to hear them hit the ground below.
(Title partially inspired by Knife Prty by Deftones)Series
- Part 1 of Bro is the Brotherrr
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You think it's a dream. You blur from place to place, like a dream. And Homestuck characters are there, like your dreams often have.
But it's real, isn't it. Your consciousness has been transported into the body of Bro Strider, and a young Dave is terrified of you, and you've got less than three days to figure out how to save the world.
And you just feel nothing at all.
(An OC gets isekai'd into Bro Strider's head. With an unexpected ally or two, can they change their own fate—or is history doomed to play out how it always had?)
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Your name is Dave Strider, and ever since you witnessed your parents' deaths two months ago, you've been experiencing some serious PTSD. And, as if your life wasn't hard enough, you have to deal with returning to school, rekindling a finite relationship with your brother, and nursing a longtime crush on your longtime best friend, John Egbert. Oh, and your brother is dating your nightmare.
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John just continues to watch the rolling clouds high above the two of you. “Do you think we’re ever really alone?”
“Aliens.”
“No, no, like, do you think theres like... more of us? Us like you and me.”
“What do you mean?”
He raises both arms toward the sky, still holding onto your hand with his left, and makes some wide gestures with them. “What if there are copies of us in alternate dimensions, and we all exist at the same time. We all always exist forever.”
“This sounds a lot like a time travel theory.”
He shakes his head. “Not time, space. Every moment we exist, there would be a dimension for that. Each moment would have its own universe, in which everyone exists, and it exists forever, but just for that moment.”
“Okay, so theres a billion copies of us in different dimensions. That would mean...?”
“What if some dimensions overlap? Two copies of us could exist simultaneously in the same universe, just in different points of space.”
“Sounds like time travel.”
“It’s not time travel, it’s just the overlappings of reality, resulting in the manifestation of two Daves, or two Johns at the same time.”
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Your name is Bro Strider and you have been trapped in a memory of your apartment ever since you met your sticky end at the hand of Bec Noir. So when you get the chance to explore a newly arrived desert you jump at it. And when you meet the troll version of Attila the Hun you invite him over of course.
Welcome to the afterlife where nothing makes sense and the points don’t matter.
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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He said it was either him or the—
“—puppet when we fuck,” Dave groans.
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it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing by lolinardo, MermaidMayonnaise
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 May 2023
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Rose wrecks havoc on Bro's psyche.
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In the hours before the start of the end of the world, Bro reflects on his life thus far.
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Part of Chapter 10 of M.C Escher that's my favourite MC from Dirk's POV. Dirk is torn on the idea of Bro dying, but he does what he needs to do.
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- Part 2 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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holy cow. This is so incredibomb. LORD the visions were vivid. I love my boy Dirk, so this was really, really it. I oughta draw this one day. Beautiful.
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"Other actual human beings, but as distant to you as if they too were citizens of some far away planet, as real as characters in movies. You’d never really dared speak to them besides whatever perfunctory interactions were necessary to facilitate the purchase of a fuckton of frozen burritos and bags of chips. You’d never gone to school, never had a babysitter, never so much as played with some random asshole kids in the park. You’d known without asking that your Bro would never have tolerated that. So for the longest time, no one else really existed in your world."
While belatedly learning how to interact with people in real life, Dave experiences a lot of firsts, and the world changes. Or maybe he does.
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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oh roxy..
OH HAL???? WHAT THE FUUUCK
That is to say: uncoached and imperfect and so very Dirk.
A Dirk is a Dirk is a Dirk.
And Hal has always prided himself on being above that baseline.
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Bro's revived and tries hiding himself away from others, but Dave finds him and they "enjoy" a few drinks and smokes on the porch and chat.
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- Part 7 of Strider Chats and Other Stuff
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Bro. Roof. Now. An essay on Bro Strider by LightlyIntertextual (Laurasauras)
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Jan 2023
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An extensive analysis on who Bro Strider is.
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Your name isn't Dirk Strider but you've got twenty fucking years of fragmented memories living as the man named just that, and you're starting to realize you're always just gonna have to answer to a name that's not yours.
On April 13th, 2009, the world will end. And you will die. But for now, you've got a baby to raise and thirteen years to ruin him, with or without the puppet's help.
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You blink. You've just awoken to the dulcet tones of Fred Durst yelling about the way that it's just one of those days when you don't want to wake up. Raising your very uninjured arm and pressing your hand against your eyes so hard you start seeing stars, you just might have to agree with his assessment. Because it is one of those days where everything is fucked. Everybody does, in fact, suck.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and this is the third time you've woken up on this exact morning.
You just might have to start breaking stuff.⁙
In a world slightly off from the one we are used to, the Striders end up stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
How do you get out of a labyrinth when all you have is a string that keeps fraying?Series
- Part 1 of went blind last year + extras
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Chapter 10
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Bro in a time loop what's he gonna do (kill himself in increasing terrible ways)
Trippy fic with Derek and Dante backstory
Derek needs Dante to kill him
Runs away and steals his identity after something mysterious happens (wanna know how I got these scars..)Dave causin the time loop
PLOT TWIST Dave and Dirk are Dantes sons
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This is so fucking good oml