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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Oct 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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tommyinnit’s guide to giving up by deadguywalking
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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CHARACTER TAGS ARE NOT PLACED IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE IDK AO3 KEEPS SORTING THEM WEIRD
{He always thought it would be cooler when he died. He felt tears well up in his eyes, and he inhaled sharply, knowing he was about to take his last breaths. He thought about everything he’d done, and everything he hadn’t, making lists in his head. He was going to die without even making it to his teens. And to think, he was practically days away. Tears fell almost in slow motion down his face. Everything was slow.}
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{The pain he expected to feel never came.}
“…?”
{Tommy opened his eyes, and his world broke. His light went out. He lost all hope as his eyes fell onto the figure in front of him. There was a ringing in his ears... his heart burned... and he felt numb.}
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An modern-ish AU gen fic (slight F/M and M/M but its backround) where Tommy's life is far from great, and on top of weird dreams in which he can view the past, a suicidal brother, and a weak education, he's starting to think the easiest way to move forward... is to give up. -
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Technoblade just wants to be feared but everyone sees him as a brave soldier... until Quackity
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With a massive blizzard approaching, Techno and Phil prepare the commune to hunker down through the storm. With the storm ahead of them, what is there to do? Brew tea and discuss all of Techno's potato recipes, of course!
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Survival isn’t the goal.
Vengeance against root vegetables is.
...Along with Seungmin and Minho's vendetta against God.
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- Part 2 of The Potato Saga
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What A Mess by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy) for ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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Philza wouldn't consider himself an honest man. An honest worker, perhaps, when he can afford to be; an honest father, an honest friend. But now, dressed straight off the rack, with his son's tiny little hand cradled in his, it is an honest smile that steals across his face.
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Philza cleans crimescenes. He's a crimescene cleaner. He's also a father, almost definitely laundering his boss’ money, and newly very, very confused.If boss is not son, why son shaped?
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Diet Dark SBI Crimescene Cleaner AUSeries
- Part 36 of Elbow-deep in DSBI
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Technoblade, true to form, decides to tame a beast. But instead of a simple, tame creature, he accidentally finds himself riding a Magma Cube across the map, because of course he does.
I no own. =)
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- Part 3 of Technoblade
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 464
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 23
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“Who the fuck do you think you are?” Siren asks, a dangerous tilt to his voice.
“I am the best vigilante out there, bitch! I’m, also, the one who isn’t a brunette asshole with a big fucking ego just because ‘papa bird’ praised me for my ‘strong’ mind controlling power growing up.” Tommy fires back, smirking under his mask.
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Tommy is a random vigilante with four favorite hobbies.
-Bullying the top villains
-Bullying the top heroes
-Breaking the rules of nature
-hanging with the Craft familySeries
- Part 1 of Even Villains Get Bullied
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“Would you like a chance at a new life, dear?”
The question struck him straight in the chest.
“What?”
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or, an AU where tommy is a minor sun god who annoys the shit out of technoblade. so joyous !
note : tags will be added as we go along and tws for each chapter will be put at the end as they include spoilers. There will be some heavy topics so I advice checking them to prepare yourself. Take care!
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Phil is noticing weird noises at night, and then when morning comes finds candles melted on the kitchen floor, the oven on, and someone is stealing their potatoes.
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“Wilburs like a potato.” Tommy said as he looked at his brother.
“I don't think you meant to make that sound funny but it does.”
“Whatever, but he's resilient, you know?” Tommy replied as Techno nodded along.
“Yeah, you're right.”
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I don't support Wilbur.
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oh god, potato go BOOM by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Oct 2024
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"You're not planning on blowing up our kitchen, are you?"
"The chances are slightly above average." Wilbur conceals a smirk.
"What the heck is that supposed to mean?"
"Help me not let my potatoes burst in the oven.”
“Your potatoes do what in the oven!?” Techno’s eyes widen in bewilderment.
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Sleepovers, matching bracelets, baked potatoes, and sand. And maybe a bit of explosions here and there.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #10: 'Baked Potatoes at 3AM'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #19: 'Best Friends Forever', Friendship Bracelets
with twinsduo!Series
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I. A full commitments what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,Gotta make you understand. Never gonna Give you up,Never gonna let you down by orphan_account for supsy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Sep 2024
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I decided to screw not having Ao3 access on school regulated computer and use time I would have spent secretly reading fics writing them, hence this fic.
This story takes place in the city of Inec of the Acen empire. I made those up but basically the worst city in an empire ruled by a mysterious tyrant who is the main antagonist of this and no I will not spoil that plotline. It follows first Technoblade of all people for like 2 sentences as he makes his living in such a horrid place before spiraling out of control into a crack filled mess of details that shouldn't be possible and ending with the death of the tyrant king.
(Also it takes place in modern era, with Minecraft powers and mobs, somehow; I honestly don't know how that logically happens in other fics either but there is some triggering descriptions in here cause I get carried away sometimes.)
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Baked Potatoes by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for starlightandthevoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Aug 2024
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Tommy cannot remember the last time someone had cooked him food.
But staring at Technoblade—the man who had vowed to ravage his country and annihilate his allies, he could finally recall the scent of homemade food.
They have been estranged for so long, Tommy had almost forgotten how delicious Techno’s baked potatoes were. And god, did they taste like childhood.
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Baked potatoes are made, tears are spilled, and a long-awaited conversation takes place.
Prompt: becoming a family
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- Part 96 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 47 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 3 of the words we left unsaid
- Part 52 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 30 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Technoblade is a farmer trying to live his current peaceful life, but a certain child ruins that while weaseling his way in Technoblade's heart.
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Day 15 of Febuwhump: "Who Did This To You?"Series
- Part 13 of Febuwhump 2024
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I thought that I was getting better by biscuit_bread
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Oct 2023
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No. No, not that voice. Why was he hearing him, of all people? He wasn’t supposed to hear Dream anymore, he was supposed to be better.
Ranboo looked around for the source of his voice, but found no one. Just himself and the isolating obsidian walls. Because of course this was all in his head. This was all his fault, if his stupid brain wasn’t messed up he would be okay.
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ranboo is just peeling potatoes but then dreams like "hey whats up my guy" oh and phil and techno are there tooSeries
- Part 21 of Biscuit's Whumptober 2023
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we came, we went, we tried (a first try techno challenge compiliation) by LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
03 Sep 2023
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A compilation of all 6/7 days I managed to do for the First Try Technoblade 30-minute Writing Challenge! (cross-posted on my Tumblr)
(Day Six:
When Technoblade founded the Syndicate, he did not expect it to end up like this.
Honestly, it was just supposed to be a book club. How was he supposed to know that nobody read Greek Mythology except him and a bunch of immortals?)
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Dream has new friends, but he still has trust issues from his old ones. He asks a simple question for quite a large payback.
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- Part 4 of Would You Love Me If I Was A Worm?
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Withering in the lungs (and the heart) by Princess_Cutie10 (Princess_Cutie9) for Morrigan (MorriganCOTK95)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
28 Jun 2023
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There are flowers in the sink.
There are flowers in the sink.Wilbur tries to run through any other explanation, anything but the first one that comes to mind. Maybe he ate a flowering plant and there’s just—no, that’s a stupid stage of denial. Or bargaining. Is it possible to be in multiple stages of grief at once? That- that doesn’t matter, there are flowers in the sink. Suddenly, another cough worms its way up into his throat as more pink petals tumble into the sink basin. They look like larkspurs, if Wilbur had to guess, but his brain is foggy and it hurts to think.
It hurts to think about what these flowers mean. He knows the only person these have appeared for. It’s just another nail in his coffin, Wilbur’s grave that’s being buried by his own twin.
Or: Twinsduo hanahaki. Wilbur’s not having a good time.
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- Part 21 of PC's FWS fics
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i can't fall asleep (so sing me a lullaby) by Fel33no
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jun 2023
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As a brand new insomniac, Wilbur doesn't know if you're supposed to get used to the tired loneliness of not sleeping.
Fortunately, twin Technoblade has the same issue handled. One plus one equals three, and conversation ensues.
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OR twinsduo have a random conversation while techno farms in his bedroom