AmRatJesus
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- Video Blogging RPF (13)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (10)
- Dream SMP (8)
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Rat Bin for the Rat Fics by AmRatJesus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Dec 2024
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If you're excited for a new RJ fic I'm here to disappoint. I've decided to make a fic with all of my old/indefinitely incomplete wips!
There is no guarantee that these fics will ever be completed but I'm proud of what little I finished of them and I want y'all to see them! -
Birds of a Feather (we should stick together) by AmRatJesus for LeFoulIcarus
Fandoms: Sleepy Boys Inc, Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
16 Jul 2024
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Hopefully, really really hopefully, the explosion did what he wanted it to. Grabbed attention from anyone with a pair of eyes or ears. Hopefully someone helpful will be interested. Interested enough to come looking for the blond haired-blue eyed kid caught running away from the blown-to-bits bank on multiple security cameras.
Until then, though, Tommy can– he can lay low. Right. Let them come to him. If they’re the right people they wouldn’t do anything to hurt him immediately.
If they’re not… at least Tommy will die outside under the sky.
Or: Rj's first villain/hero fic technically
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Take Good Care of Yourself (You Belong to Me) by AmRatJesus for LilBitO_Sunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Boys Inc, Video Blogging RPF
20 Aug 2023
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He’d asked Emmy a little more about imaginary friends today. She didn’t really know why Tommy didn’t just show up when Techno thought about him, but Techno chalked it up to Tommy being built different.
“TOMMY!” Techno shouts when he walks into the house. Tommy appears from the hallway, grinning ear to ear when he spots Techno.
“TECHNO!”
It’s quite nice that Tommy likes Techno as much as Techno likes him. Imagine he had an imaginary friend that didn’t like him. That would probably suck.
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Techno finds an abandoned house in the woods by his house. Or, maybe abandoned isn't quite the right word.
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Kid Techno and Ghost Tommy shenanigans and angst!
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Tears On My Pillow by AmRatJesus
Fandoms: Sleepy Boys Inc, Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Jul 2023
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Wilbur, in a word, was absolutely fucking terrified.
Snow crunches beneath his boots and the phantom slam of what used to be the front door to his house is still ringing in his ears even four blocks down the road.
His stepfather's scathing words replay in his head on loop and the glares his mother sent him and her grandson are burned into the back of his eyelids whenever he closes his eyes.
He wasn’t exactly prepared to be kicked out in the middle of winter.
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Wilbur and his baby are kicked out in the middle of a snowstorm. What happens when he passes out and wakes up in the home of vampires who just saved his life?
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Little Stowaways by AmRatJesus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Mar 2023
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“Who let you two in?” The general breaths, his voice hardly above a whisper. He reaches forward, his hands shaking just slightly and far away enough that it seems like he’s not sure what to do with them. Wilbur’s heart beats a mile a minute in his chest and panic claws at his throat, closing it up and making it hard to breathe.
“I enlisted, sir.” Wilbur mumbles, barely loud enough to hear but the general flinches back as if Wilbur had shouted at him.
“You enlisted?” He parrots, confusion lacing his tone. “And they allowed you in?”
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Wilbur enlists in the army as a last resort for him and his little brother and finds out very quickly how bad of an idea that was, especially when Tommy decides that leaving Wilbur and wondering around a military camp is an excellent use of his time.
Recent series
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Incurable (Wilbur-Centric Vampire SBI AU) by AmRatJesus
Fandom: Dream SMP, Sleepy Boys Inc, Video Blogging RPF
20 Jul 2023
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Fics I'll Write When I'm on Kidza & Technodad Brainrot by AmRatJesus
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Oct 2021
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An Eternity With You, Is Still Not Long Enough by AmRatJesus
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Nov 2021
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Everything which is cannon to the Painfully and Irrefutably Human storyline
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“Dude, come on,” Pyro complained, getting his test results back. Sitting next to him, his friend, Shelby, snickered. Bruh.
This semester had been one of the hardest of his life. He was a junior, now, he could see the light at the end of the tunnel- but that also meant that the upper level courses needed for his degree were kicking his ass.
Most of them were fine, of course. Pyro picked a niche topic- there weren’t many anthropology and cultural histories majors, especially not for niche topics like Oakhurst. But that also meant there weren’t many professors for the topics.
And Scott Smajor hated his ass.
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- Part 4 of jamie's fic or treat 2025
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Unsurprisingly, the bat that transforms is Pyro.
And Scott briefly wonders why he knew that just from the bat form, seeing as most bats are identical, especially for the newly turned. The only things that really differentiate vampires in their bat form are very small things like how they fly.
He must be spending too much time around the coven. He’s starting to pick up on irrelevant mannerisms.
In other words, Scott and Pyro desecrate a beacon alone together, I’m sure there's no thousands of years old repressed vampire feelings of fondness that said vampire wants to ignore having.
In other other words, Scott has to realize he is the fakest idgafer in all of Oakhurst.
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Owen had never taken… particularly good care of himself. Ever, really.
Louis and Shelby, two hundred years apart, take it upon themselves to do something about it
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- Part 1 of To Those Who’ve Died
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PyroScythe was just turned and Scott's been spending a lot of time with his brand new fledgling. Owen reminisces about all the time he lost with Louis and all the things he didn't learn. Though 200 years old, he doesn't really know the first thing about Vampires and Vampire culture.
Scott has a plan to change that, whether or not Owen wants too as well.
Rated M for Violence o7
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All my troubles on a Burning Pile by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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Owen was not the kind of person who showed his weaknesses. Well, technically, Owen was not a person at all - not anymore, at least - but that was rather beside the point.
His pulse was pounding inside his skull, just like it was the day he woke up, a creature of the night. There had been smoke in the air even before he had crawled his way out of that tomb.
He had been too late.
That awful word seemed to ring throughout the whole town, again and again and again.
Pyre.
OR: Scott makes a comment about how Avid would be of better use to the town on a pyre than accusing citizens of murder, and all the walls Owen had built crumpled down in front of him.