Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
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Four is afraid of a lot of things.
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I'll scream when no one's around [DISCONTINUED, WILL BE REWRITTEN] by Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
Fandoms: Splatoon
11 Jul 2024
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[Aren’t you excited that I’m giving you the best me?]
After agent Eight saves the world, Three wakes up disoriented, confused, and unable to process what’s happening.
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Four is not doing great.
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You're not as brave as you were at the start by Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
Fandom Splatoon, Splatoon (Video Games)
23 Oct 2024
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these guys live in my brain rent free (we share the mental illnesses. socialism win.)
This was mostly a way to compile my works as related when I had these on anonymous, now it’s going to be my collection of stories that are centered around Rowan (agent 4)
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An ongoing series where two touch-starved men figure out how to take care of each other in ways that no military field guide ever covered. Thankfully, when you already trust a person with your life, letting them see you at your most vulnerable isn't nearly as hard as it sounds.
Non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, a little angst, and a lot of comfort.
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Bookmarked by Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
06 Apr 2026
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An alternate first meeting, where Ghost and Soap meet each other in the field under infinitely worse circumstances than either of them would have liked:
Ghost wakes up in a pit under a building with a bomb attached to him, certain he's going to die. Soap, an EOD tech amongst his other specialties, is the only person available to at least try to save him. It should be fraught, and tense, and miserable all around, and it is; a whole lot of Ghost slowly losing his mind while Soap does everything he can to save his life. But it would probably be easier if Ghost wasn't a stress-flirter, and if Soap wasn't the kind of endlessly competent that he loved, and if, by virtue of their situation, they didn't keep ripping open each other's wounds and then patching each other back up again after.
Bookmarked by Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
03 Apr 2026
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Task Force 141 is doomed to die.
Soap is the only one who can stop it, but each time he, Price, Gaz or Ghost dies, the cycle restarts.
Time mocks him by repeating the day as if it were Groundhog Day.
It becomes a living hell.
Slowly but surely, he finds something to hold onto and fight for...
Lieutenant Simon 'Ghost' Riley.OR:
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When DJ Octavio needed spies on the surface after the first Great Zapfish Kidnapping, the Brine family was tapped. Having a family removed any surface suspicion, and Amy and Atla being identical twins mean they can pretend to have one kid and throw off the authorities. In Splatsville, Amy goes by 'Terry', a boy who plays harmonica for tips while also keeping the Salmonid-Octarian alliance alive and picking pockets. Then the 'Rich Inkopolis Tourist' Terry tries to rob turns out to be Captain Cuttlefish, AKA Octo Murderer, AKA Scourge of the Underground, and recruits Terry as Agent 3. Amy isn't too sure she can handle being a double agent, even if her parents are, and it's only a matter of time before all the carefully-crafted lies start crashing down.
"I love how for this series theres everything in the splatoon 3 main game mashed with an insane spy plot surrounding instability within a major government and yet the main thing tying them all together for the story is this young doe eyed ansty kid who cannot escape the gender allegations." --RedEyedSheepSkull, the author of Barclay Street Flood, in a Discord conversation.
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Bookmarked by Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
12 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Average_Dedf1sh_Enjoyer
12 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I thought I already bookmarked this 😭