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    We Dem Boyz
    Vaughny added J.J, and unknown number.

    Vaughny: Fellas, I just spoke with the rookie in Ottawa, Boodram, and we realized there is no safe space in the league for minorities for us. I would make a big group chat, but I think the four of us is good enough.
    J.J: Ahhh, shit. Sounds good to me. Welcome to hell – I mean welcome to MHL Boodram!
    Vaughny: No, you were right J.J. Welcome to hell.
    Boodram: 😂😂. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
    Shane: Yes welcome!
    Shane: Also, what does the name of the chat mean?
    J.J: Ahhh Captaine….

    Or Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Hayden is worried about Shane, thank God he was able to rope J.J. into his plan of crash Shane's apartment to check on him. J.J. is less than pleased.

    Day 3: witnesses

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    22 Sep 2026

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    “Is it a question that could be asked over email?” Ilya asks bluntly.
    “Well, yes, but I’m here and -”
    “Shane is unavailable. Please email your inquiry through and he will reply at his earliest convenience,” Ilya says, tone flat like an automated recording. “Thank you and goodbye.”
    “I can see him,” Scott argues. Shane avoids looking at him, keeping his head down and eyes on his computer screen. He would prefer an email - he had a long morning of meetings and really isn’t up for more human interaction than is strictly necessary for the rest of the day. It’s almost five and Shane is counting down the minutes until the work day ends and it’s just him (and Ilya) in the office.
    “Email, Hunter,” Ilya reiterates. Shane hears Scott sigh, utterly put out, before walking away.

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    The one where Shane hires Ilya as his executive assistant and they fall in love about it.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    “Mon ami, I didn’t even know you knew this many people!” He aimed for a joke, but Shane’s face stuttered for a second. “Not that it’s anything bad. We all knew you were a blast to be around, dude, but holy shit!”

    “Mmm.” Shane mouthed around the neck of his bottle, a dreamy smile taking over his face. “My husband makes it easier to be sociable, honestly. I was never good at it before—I overthink everything. But he carries the conversations when I get overwhelmed. He always knows. God, I love him.”

    “Can’t you go an hour without thinking about him? God, Shane, he has you in a spell or some shit.”

    or: hollanov from the outside with a side of bad friend hayden pike

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?” Quickly, Ilya adds, “Don’t say that you want to know if you win the Cup.”

    “Why not? What if that’s my answer?”

    “Is so boring, Hollander. Of course you want to know this. But Ilya Rozanov and Boston Raiders exist in this world, so crystal ball says, so sad, but no.”

    “Fuck off. What are these questions even for, anyway? Are you interviewing me for something? Wouldn’t you have to, like, tell me if you were?”

    Ilya is quick to assure Hollander before his paranoia takes him right out of this phone call. “It is not for interview, Hollander. I am just wondering. Answer the question.”

    “And I can’t say that I would want to know whether I win the Cup.”

    “Yes, other than that.”

    “I guess… I guess I would want to know, like, am I happy?”

     


     
    Ilya reads an article about 36 questions that are supposed to make people fall in love. He decides to ask Shane.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander has been Ilya Rozanov’s manager for nearly a decade. But when Shane suddenly announces his resignation, Ilya is forced to confront some truths about their relationship.

    Like the fact that he may have been secretly in love with Shane the entire time they’ve worked together.

    or: Shane is clinically oblivious, Ilya is about to commit HR violations worthy of Olympic gold, and everyone else kind of thought they were already hooking up (wait, they’re not hooking up?).

    Sports Manager!Shane 🗓️ Hockey Player!Ilya

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander had almost made it to morning skate on time.

    Then something ran out in front of his car.

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    Or, the one where Shane finds an injured kitten and takes it to the closest vet, Dr. Ilya Rozanov.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    20 Sep 2026

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    19 Sep 2026

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    After his Boxing Day fight with Ilya, Shane has a game plan to fix everything. He will come out as Ilya’s boyfriend to a few people, get himself used to the idea that everyone won’t hate him for it, and then think about telling more.

    Rose even has the perfect group in mind for Shane. After all, they were so kind when she and Shane were dating.

    Shane really isn’t prepared to enter his WAG era, but for Ilya’s sake, he will try.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Shannon: Oh? Fresh meat?

    (Jane has left Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Way to scare her off!

    (Jane has been added to Not the Boston WAGs)

    Vikki: Hey Jane! I spent like twenty minutes trying to draft an introduction message but I'm way too tired for that rn so I figured I'd just drop you into the deep end and see if you can swim

    Jane: I'm actually a very strong swimmer

    Jane: Sorry, what's going on?

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    18 Sep 2026

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    The day before the first “official” day of training camp was always a grind. They started off with medical and fitness testing and the ceremonial peeing in a cup as the first official acts of the new season. Then the hockey players - after baring more than just their souls to a team of medical professionals - would be handed over to a caffeine-fueled marketing department for a couple of hours.

    It's media day ahead of the Ottawa Centaurs training camp, and Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are ready to go through the gauntlet.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    With the first overall selection of the 2010 NHL draft, the New York Admirals are proud to select Shane Hollander.
     

    “Ah, New York! New York is nice, yes?”

    “Uh, yeah, I guess. I haven’t really spent much time there. Yet, I guess.”

    “I am also moving to New York.”

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    On the night of the NHL draft, Shane Hollander goes to the gym. Ilya Rozanov may not be a hockey player, but somehow he is there, in Shane’s orbit, in New York, under his skin.

    Or, how more proximity can turn a fuck buddy into a best friend, but falling in love is always hard.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    It’s strictly a business trip. Ilya’s her client, not her friend, and they have meetings with Porsche. She’ll probably see him for a few hours here and there, and she’s content to amuse herself for the rest of the time.

    Ilya seems to regard her trip differently.


    Ilya Rozanov: Have you heard of Berghain?
    Yuna: No, what’s that?
    Ilya Rozanov: Berlin cultural institution
    Ilya Rozanov: Bar and art and music
    Ilya Rozanov: Very iconic
    Ilya Rozanov: I think you will like it
    Ilya Rozanov: I go with my friend a bit later
    Ilya Rozanov: Come to dinner with us, then come for drink?

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    16 Sep 2026

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    16 Sep 2026

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    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander comes out. Half the league shoot their shot online.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Luca realized, being in a nearly invisible spot to them, and the only one on the team currently without earplugs shoved in his ears, he had been given a very rare gift. One that he had secretly always wanted: to observe Shane and Ilya in their natural husband habitat. He was like a wildlife photographer in the bushes watching the most beautiful mated herons. Or would they be lions? Wolves? Would Shane be a snow leopard, and Ilya a bear, or - Oh god, imagine Ilya as a bear - No, Luca, focus. There's a loving exchange going on.

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    or; during a quick team sleepover on the floor of a delta lounge, luca haas ethically eavesdrops on the unabashed love between shane and ilya.

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    13 Sep 2026

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