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“Come on. I’m terrible with this.”
Mobius waves the dagger around wildly as if to prove his point.
“That’s why you need to practice.” Loki steps forward, ducking under the swinging arc of the dagger, to adjust Mobius’s grip on the hilt. “Stop holding it like a toddler.”
“You give knives to toddlers!?”
“It’s a dagger and I got my first one when I was two and a half.”
“Yeah, and your upbringing is the standard by which all should be measured.”
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Loki commits to teaching Mobius self-defense and gets a little more than he bargained for. (An alternate take on S2:E2 just for fun.)
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06 Aug 2026
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All About Chemistry by TwiceBakedPotato
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Mar 2016
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After serving his 20 years in the Marine Corps, Wade Wilson is cashing in his GI Bill and going back to college. He feels like the old man on campus, but that doesn't matter. He likes his classes. He likes learning. And he especially likes his Chemistry professor with the messy brown hair.
(COMPLETE!!)
[(Tags updated. Trigger Warnings are on all chapters containing sensitive content.)]
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- English
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- 74,177
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- 19/19
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- 4
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03 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
03 Apr 2026
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The whole world thinks Spider-Man and Deadpool are dating, and it all starts because of a TikTok.
Or: 6 times the internet speculates that Spider-Man and Deadpool are together, and 1 time it's actually proven to be true.
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- 4,310
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
31 Mar 2026
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“I think I’ve waited long enough to meet Eliot,” his dad says, and Quentin can already feel himself caving. He’s run out of excuses, and he can sense it, his dad’s going to bring out the big guns— “and we don’t know how long until the cancer comes back, and I just want—”
There it is. Ted knocks through the last barrier he has in his defenses, and Quentin folds, just like that cheap-ass card table Eliot was using as a bar until he slammed one too many shot glasses down on it.
“Okay!” Fuck. Goddammit shit fuck fuck fuck. “Okay. I’ll bring him. For a visit.”
“Really? Fantastic. For your birthday next weekend? I can cook. Or order in. Your favorite. Whatever you want! You can spend the weekend?”
“Sure!” Why the fuck not? I’d love to spend my birthday fake-dating the man I’m in love with, who is most definitely not in love with me, so my dad can die peacefully, assured his son won’t spend the rest of his life with only his Fillory books, Star Wars action figures, and anatomically correct blow-up dolls for company.
Post S3 AU. No monster. The only disasters here are bisexual ones. Post-mosaic fake-dating shenanigans.
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- 8/8
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11 Feb 2025
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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- 4/4
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14 May 2024
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Suck It, Cthulhu by lovelythething
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Apr 2023
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Wade managed to get cursed by a multidimensional eldritch horror and it hadn’t done a goddamn thing. Getting magicked by Pinky Pie or Tinker Bell would have probably done more damage. Wade felt fine. Great, in fact, because Wade: 1 - Eldritch Horror: 0.
Please read the tags and the notes at the beginning of the fic for more info on triggers.
Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
08 Jan 2024
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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- English
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- 49,415
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
21 Oct 2023
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flat lined by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
18 Feb 2019
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wade takes ellie to the zoo. they find a spider.
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- 3,644
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
21 Oct 2023
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we're on a highway to hell (with a little bit of heaven) by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jun 2018
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Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.
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- Part 1 of Roadtrip Playlist
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- English
- Words:
- 107,557
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 18
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- 3,120
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
21 Aug 2023
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He can’t do this.
“Can I—” he bursts, stops, overflows again. “Would it be too terribly forward of me to ask—”
This is so much. How can small words hold so much? Perhaps he can keep it in, after all. If the words can hold it, maybe he can too. Maybe he won’t crack and rupture.
Or: After the bus ride back from Tadfield and the erstwhile End of the World, Aziraphale reaches his breaking point.
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- Part 1 of more first than sun, more last than star
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- 12,345
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- 1/1
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29 Jul 2023
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you love it by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jul 2022
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Wade rescues Peter from a mad scientist, but he finds a strange device in the process. Inexplicably, it makes Peter orgasm.
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- 190
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26 Apr 2023
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Lonely Boy, Staying Lonely by Remy_Writes5
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 Mar 2023
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It's been three years since all memory of Peter Parker has been erased from existence. Peter has been keeping his head down, going to college, working and being Spider-man. He doesn't realize just how much he lost until Deadpool comes along and reminds him of everything he's been missing.
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- Part 1 of Take It Slow For Me, Daddy
Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
26 Apr 2023
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Walk a Straight Line by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 May 2021
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“Alright, so let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Wade says to the room.
Spidey slumps in his hospital bed, knees pulled to his chest so he can hide his face in them.
“In honor of our very own Webhead’s TWENTY FIRST birthday, he spent the past week formulating a.. drug… thing to temporarily slow the roll of his radioactive alcohol tolerance. And since he didn’t tell anyone about it,” Wade continues as all eyes turn to Spidey, who cringes despite not being able to see. “No one thought to look for him until he was caught fishing dirty spandex out of a dumpster so he could, and I quote, ‘pretend to be Spider-Man.’”
~*~*~*~
Or, the one where Peter tries to get drunk, fails, embarrasses himself, successfully gets drunk, and winds up on Wade's dick (in that order).
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- Part 2 of Spidey Bingos 2021
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- English
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- 11,521
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 32
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26 Apr 2023
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That Works For Me by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2023
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Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.
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- English
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- 5,994
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
19 Apr 2023
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I Think I Missed a Step ('Cause I'm Fallin' For You) by mokuyoubi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Dec 2018
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There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.
[[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]
[Don’t make an ass of yourself.]
“Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...
OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.Series
- Part 1 of I Think I Missed a Step
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,088
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 27
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- 2,036
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- 34,665
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- 7,051
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- 606,186
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17 Apr 2023
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Another Trip Around the Sun by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Jun 2017
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Peter likes Wade. A lot. Like-likes him. But this is a problem, see? Because Wade has no idea who is behind the Spiderman mask.
And then they go to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Tony Stark, get completely wasted, and suddenly this does not seem to be nearly as much of a problem as Peter originally thought. Because Peter always makes the best decisions while drunk, don't you know? Especially when his decision involves getting into Deadpool's pants.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,063
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- 10,193
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- 1,794
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
16 Mar 2023
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
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26 Sep 2022
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Quriosity by dr_girlfriend
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies)
01 Dec 2013
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COMPLETE! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic Quartermaster.
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"Your prior hotel is no longer secure, I will direct you to a new location. Your luggage has already been transferred. A field agent and medic from the Diréction Générale de la Sécurité d'État will be waiting at the side entrance. I have cleared them both personally." In contrast to his crisp dry English, Q's pronunciation of the French words was fluid and flawless, the throaty tone of the fricatives sending a surprising jolt of awareness straight to Bond's cock — all the more remarkable given his degree of blood loss.
"You're wasted on Q-branch, you have the voice for a phone-sex call-in line." The words slipped out of Bond's mouth without forethought, although he had plenty of time to think in the sudden pause that came afterward and stretched on for endless moments. Bond hadn't realized until now how Q was always there, with an immediate reply. In all their banter Q had never before been at a loss for words. Ever.
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- Part 1 of Quriosity Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 33/33
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- 13
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- 2,960
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
02 Sep 2022
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It just figured that the first time Julian Bashir set foot on Cardassia after the war, it would be halfway around the world from Elim Garak.
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Bookmarked by BinaryNudist
30 Jul 2022