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Ever since Bill Cipher kidnapped him from the cult, Dipper's life has vastly improved. He has freedom, safety, comfort and an obnoxious 'god' of a demon. Who he's dating. Ditching the bullshit 'religion' he was raised in is the best thing that's ever happened to him.
Now if he could just do this one thing with his boyfriend.
AKA: Bill helps Dipper find loopholes in the deep roots of his religious trauma so they can finally have a little fun.
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- Part 2 of Cult AU
- Part 8 of Familiar AU
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“Here’s your deal, demon.” Dipper stands up straight so the dim candlelight can gleam off his armor. “Release the woman, and I’ll let you keep your head.”
“Hmmmm.” One eyebrow goes up, and lingers there. After a moment, Bill casually starts examining his nails. “Nope! Can’t oblige you there.”
“Wh- Yes you can!” Dipper glares, throwing his arm out to the side for emphasis. “Just- go up to wherever you stashed the prisoner and let her out. Then I can take her back to-”
“Nah! See, there comes a time in every Dark Lord’s reign when he starts thinking about capturing a royal bride. And stealing one and running off with ‘em is the go-to move!” Bill smiles, looking up and off into the distance. He drums his fingers on the armrest. “But since you’re here- hm. Kinda changes things up.”
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Dipper's not the best cultist. What with asking too many questions, and the insolence, and learning too much, too fast. Not to mention the repeated blasphemy! Oh, and not actually believing in said god, that's a big one.
He's in for one hell of a surprise.
(One of Dipper's many reincarnations from Familiar AU)
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- Part 7 of Familiar AU
- Part 1 of Cult AU
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Dipper Pines has been after this criminal for six months now, and he still hasn't seen him. Not even once.
After the latest arson, he finds a strange artifact with a charming, annoying demon on the other end. Bill's an interesting guy, if a totally immoral one, and happy to talk with a mortal who's not that annoying little jerk who keeps getting in his way.
Surely this will be a perfectly normal relationship with no startling coincidences.
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Bill’s not up to something.
He’s into something.
And though they’ve been sleeping together since - well, before they were officially ‘together’ - For some reason, Bill hasn’t mentioned it yet.
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- Part 5 of Familiar AU
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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08 Feb 2025
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Julian doesn't think about it much these days. Why should he, when it's been so long?
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