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    He hears birdsong.

    That's the first thing he notices, when he's able to breathe past the pain in his ribs. When he opens his eyes to green leaves and a blue summer sky, he thinks he's dreaming. The sky is never blue in the Dream SMP, not after all the explosions. It's always tinged with grey, the scent of ash and wood smoke subtle in the air. When was the last time he was somewhere with clean air? Exile?

    He sits up. The pain is blinding, but he grits his teeth against it, hands tight around the wound in his side. He looks around, really looks around, and it takes everything he has to keep from screaming. Nothing but woods on every side, trees swaying gently in a warm breeze, birds flittering from branch to branch. Fuck.

    He falls back with a thump, and immediately regrets it, hissing in pain. Well, one thing's for sure. He's not in fucking Kansas anymore.

    (Alternatively, Tommy gets gravely injured, and to save his life, Dream drop kicks him to a different server. Unfortunately for him, it has the opposite effect than what he was expecting.)

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    09 Feb 2021

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    I LOVE MY MUTUALS FUCK YEAH MATCH YOU GO

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    “You know?” Tommy said, holding the dragon up so he could see him better, “I think I’m going to name you Cat.”

    The dragon purred, and Tommy smiled.

     

    Cat let out a puff of smoke, hoping that would serve as explanation. Instead, the boy asked why his smoke smelled so comforting.

     

    Yeah, Cat thinks he can comfort the boy, his boy.

     

    Or, the one in which Tommy gets a therapy dragon, because gosh darnit, if canon won't give me a therapy arc, I will give you one myself.

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    08 Feb 2021

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    FUCK YEAH DRAGONS might write something inspired by this who knows

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    It’s nice to be out, if only to two people. He sends Tubbo horrible memes. He spams Wilbur with terrible dad jokes.

    It’s safe to say, though, that his DMs are fairly incriminating.

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    07 Feb 2021

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    Look I can’t n o t bookmark this

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    Wilbur Soot wakes up on a Sunday

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    06 Feb 2021

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    The fic equivalent of the first day of spring after the worst winter you’ve ever seen.

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    After Doomsday, Tommy goes to the one person he can trust for help, the person who had sworn to protect him, even if that protection had been bought.

    What he had hoped would be a simple, quick interaction led to Tommy realizing maybe he didn’t have to be alone. Maybe he could learn to rely on others again.

    Maybe he could heal.

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    06 Feb 2021

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    EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT IN A WING FIC OH MY G O D

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    "Wilbur didn't look like a "difficult" child.

    Honestly, he looked like a child struggling to reach his next birthday on his own. In an oversized, faded sweater, with bruises on his forearms, and a still unhealed, split lip, he definitely didn't resemble the little terrorist Phil had carefully guarded all sharp objects from. More like a victim of a natural disaster. As if he had spent hours on the roof escaping a flood, only to be carried away by a tornado.

    But burying the knives was still a good idea. The kid seemed to trip over while making a sandwich."

     

    Or: Phil feel ready to become a foster family.
    Spoiler: He's not ready.

    Less of plot and more of feelings. Also, fuck canon!Dadza! I want Phil to be a good dad!
    (Title from "Ready Now" by Dodie Clark)

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    06 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I live here now. This fic is officially my new home.

  7. This has been deleted, sorry!

    04 Feb 2021

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    Oh fuck yeah that’s good hc

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    Sam Nook is made for a single purpose: to help his creator. He is given a single task: to protect TommyInnit.

    Sam Nook is a machine. He can think, but he cannot feel. He can know, but there are some things he cannot know. There are some things he cannot understand.

    There are some things he cannot change.

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    02 Feb 2021

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    HOWDARE YOU MAKE ME CRY IN PUBLIC-

  9. Public Bookmark 41

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    Quackity acquires a chicken, Techno learns the meaning of friendship, and Wilbur sees the perfect opportunity to fuck with his twin brother. Everyone loves relationship drama, right?

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    the long awaited marriage crackfic ft techno's chronic lack of social skills and the true meaning of 'mutually unrequited'
    the summary will probably change as i keep posting bc i feel weird talking abt stuff that i havent posted yet yknow as;kdlfjlsdkfj

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    31 Jan 2021

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    IM IN FUCKING T EVA R S

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    When Phil is presented with a new job opportunity, Sleepy Boys Inc move to a new town. Things are okay, but when Tommy takes a walk through the woods and finds an abandoned tree house, it only gets better.

    A stuffed animal, left alone and forgotten, is found buried underneath the autumn leaves.

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    31 Jan 2021

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    Read again once summer comes.

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    Tommy really, really doesn't want to be here. When he thinks of school, being sent to a farm to participate in child labour definitely isn't the first thing that comes to mind- but here he is, at a farm, about to participate in child labour because of his school. Three weeks, with three strangers, on a muddy, shitty, cold place that never seems to go beyond fucking freezing in terms of temperature.

    And now it's raining. Great.

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    28 Jan 2021

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    The aesthetic is fantastic and it made me cry. Good job.

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    Techno had been alone for as long as he could remember, surviving by picking up odd jobs in towns that never felt like home. He was better off that way, not relying on anyone and not being relied on in return. . . At least he thought he was better off, until a very persistent trio of brothers decide to change his mind.

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    14 Jan 2021

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    I love surprise adoption

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    It hurt. It hurt so bad that he wondered how he wasn’t dead already. A voice in the back of his head told him that he hadn’t lost enough blood.

    He wanted to burn. He wanted to be ashes. He wanted it to all go away.

    A wingfic where phoenixes are held captive, and Tommy is one. He's almost given up hope when he finds the people that might become his family, the people who might be able to save him.

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    13 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHHHHHHHHH

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    11 Jan 2021

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    Please write more of this au. I’ll give you my first born child. I need Ranboo being happy like I need to breathe.

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    "Let's start making it happen." As soon as those words fell out of Schlatt's mouth, a bright light nearly blinded everyone as well as the sound of a portal's unnatural hum.

    When the light died down and everyone got their vision back, a portal, structured like a Nether Portal but built out of metal and stone, glowing silver, stood right between and before the stage and the audience. They were stunned as a figure came out of said portal, tall, decked out in full enchanted netherite. A man with a familiar mask but unfamiliar clothes stood.

    "Where's Dream?" The man with the red hood, wearing Dream's mask immediately asked.

    Before anyone could even react or answer, the portal behind him flared brightly and the man jumped away with an annoyed grunt as another man decked in netherite tumbled out of the silver glowing portal. Wild dark hair, dark blue eyes, burnt scars underneath his chin-

    "Tubbo?" Tommy muttered in surprise, somehow recognizing him as his best friend.

    "Tommy!" The older Tubbo screamed, but not at Tommy who stood beside Wilbur. But at the masked man with the red hood.


    Two broken men stay in the past in hopes of a better future.
    Sequel Out!

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    10 Jan 2021

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    This hurts so bad but I love it so much

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    To say that Schlatt had a rough childhood would be an understatement. He was abandoned, beaten, and abused (physically, emotionally, and by the system.) It was no surprise that when he found a child in a box on the side of the road, his first instinct would be to save the kid from going through exactly what he had. So yeah, maybe taking in a kid with no experience and no money and no time to prepare was a little bit reckless to do at 22 years old, but he had Q and Phil to help him, didn't he? What more could he ask for?

    Inspired by “Banana Bread” by Cavetown

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    09 Jan 2021

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    OH FUCK YEAH MORE DAD SCHLATT

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    Tom has never had a family, a home, or a consistent streak on Snapchat (none of which are for a lack of trying). With no past to guide him and no future in sight, he’s almost given up hope that anything will ever break the cycle of loneliness.

    So, what happens when the forgotten past finally finds him again and completely destroys any notion that Tom is alone, unwanted, or even human?
    _______________________

    Wherein Tommy is a dirty crime boy with amnesia and a complicated history, SBI are going feral while searching for their missing godling, Tubbo still likes bees, and the world as we know it may be on the brink of destruction.

    Oh, and it appears that something might be wrong with Dream.

    INDEFINITE HIATUS: 3/15/22

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    09 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fuck yeah pjo au

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    "Not really, Dream's being a bitch at the moment," the man growled as he typed furiously into a small phone-like thing. A ping came from it, and as the man seemed to read a message on it, he looked like he wanted to snap the thing in half.

    "I know someone named Dream who's also a bitch. Neon green hair and a stupid obsession with masks."

    "Funny, sounds a lot like my Dream."

    The two stopped to stare at each other.

    "No."

    "Yup."

    "Not the parallel universes cliche-"

    "The parallel universes cliche."

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    07 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is absolutely hilarious oh my god. There’s also some Dad!Shclatt too, always a plus

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    Schlatt searches for the son he lost sixteen years ago, and finds him in the Dream SMP server. He's a sixteen year old boy named Tubbo with his late mother's eyes, and Schlatt will burn Wilbur Soot to the ground if it means protecting his boy.

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    07 Jan 2021

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    OH HELL YEAH! DAD SCHLATT!

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    incomplete draft fic, revision in the hyperlink!

    No Role Models REVISION

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    07 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OH FUCK YEAH

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