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Something about Myra Proudfoot isn't quite hobbit. But then what is it? Ugly duckling story, expect no swans.
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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07 Mar 2026
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the most hilarious thing I’ve read in years, I laughed so hard I almost cried oh my godddddddd
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The Fourteenth Prince is Sick of Heaven’s Will by PseudonymouslyKnownAsH
Fandoms: Original Work
04 Mar 2026
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The fourteenth prince of Great Tang schemed his way into the imperial palace twelve years ago, and he has no interest in scheming his way back out in the fight for the title of crown prince. A hot meal, a hot bath, and a sample or three of Chang’an’s nightlife is plenty for him. Unluckily for him, Heaven has seen fit to give him a direct line, granting him visions of the future and a divine duty to correct injustices. What a headache! Where justice and ambition cross paths in the imperial court, sparks fly—so when the will of Heaven plants the fourteenth prince in the crossfire, can he escape being burned?
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20 Feb 2026
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Proserpine by setissma
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
25 Sep 2017
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“God, you’re terrible at this,” Draco remarked, without any real rancor. His chin was propped on his hand as he contemplated the chessboard in the dim firelight.
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Amaris takes a job as head servant in Plumgarden Manor with the understanding that there's something strange going on in the household, and that more servants have been leaving than being hired. The problem presents itself quickly: the first wife, who died tragically young, is haunting the household and regularly tormenting her former husband and his new wife (promoted from mistress).
This wouldn't bother Amaris as much if the servants weren't getting caught in the crossfire of this--quite frankly--completely justified haunting. She's going to do something about it! Unclear what, but she'll improvise.
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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Sakura is twelve when she queues up in front a desk with a bunch of other equally-terrified looking shinobi. The ages range from younger than her to old enough to be her grandpa.
The man sitting at the desk is stony-faced as he doles out assignments. Sakura obediently shuffles forward when it is her turn, and recites her shinobi identification number in a shaky voice when asked.
When the provost marshal looks at her, looks down at his paper, looks back at her, and grimaces, Sakura knows it’s not going to be good.
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How Sakura survives the war, told in bits and pieces.
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25 Oct 2025
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Celestial Fix by KrakenMo (goldenKnife)
Fandoms: Naruto, Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
10 Aug 2024
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The inevitable result of having no teammates to ride herd on was that there is no one around to veto his bad ideas either. Sasuke cuts it closer than he should with Ichibi-Shukaku, hoping that a portal would open up with an exasperated Shikako on the other side at the last moment... But it never happens.
This isn’t Sasuke’s first brush with time travel, but everything is harder when you’re alone. The Stars are different, the way home is shut; to make a new one he must navigate the blood feud with the Senju, survive the Uchiha clan politics, and not drown in cat fur or summon feathers.
The long road to peace is paved with pain, healing, trolling, sewing, fish, babysitting, soup, and seals that don’t explode. The road home is even longer. But he keeps on.
Crossover between Compass of Your Soul by Umei no Mai, Dreaming of Sunshine by Silverqueen, and A Conversation Overhead By a Prisoner Faking Unconsciousness by Slow Mercury.
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Even at the moment of the hiraishin's conception, Tobirama knew the dangers of meddling with the very threads that make up the fabric of existence. He knew that repeated usage only made it easier to traverse between the dimensions because the user became physically more susceptible to slipping through the cracks.
But knowing something is possible theoretically is very different from experiencing it for himself.
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Zuko botches his escape on the day of the eclipse and sits out the war in prison. What will the Gaang do with a new Fire Lord they can't trust? Season Four "Zuko never joined the Gaang, and he's really bad at being good" AU.
Featuring Azula's extended field trip, June not signing up for this, and Sokka's increasing desire to scream. Come get your international politics with a side of baby dragons.
Podfic and German translation now available, see chapter one notes!
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- Part 1 of Towards the Sun
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For every rising star that the shinobi world produces, a hundred other geniuses are chewed up and spit out. Seiko crawls out of that grinder, only to find that she still has the rest of her life to face head on.
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For a Constellation that Doesn't Exist by bluesdandelion
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto
14 Feb 2025
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Regulus Black awakens as Uchiha Sasuke on the night of the Massacre.
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With no root in the land --(To keep my branches green) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Naruto
07 Aug 2025
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He is not a human and he is not a beast and he is not a creature, but he is. He is a being, then. A being that changes and learns and lives. He thinks his name is Ani.
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- Part 11 of Set in Naruto-verse
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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“What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said, stalking closer, “is you.” He marched forward, backing Harry up until he was pinned to the cool wall of the common room. “Do you know why?”
“No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”
The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely pleased. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro was a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”
He leaned closer, “You look at me like you want to stab me.”
After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. Seeking answers to his strange predicament, Harry returns to Hogwarts, and causes quite the stir through staff and students - especially when they come to realise he is not the same boy as before.
He tries to avoid suspicion, but as his quest for the truth draws more and more attention to him, Harry begins to think that he might not like what he will discover.
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Against a backdrop of bloody violence, a young Leaf kunoichi lives her life in chase of those strange, painful threads called hope.
—Or, Suzu Namikaze puts the finishing touches on her novel's new manuscript and sends it to Jiraiya of the Sannin for perusal.
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- Part 1 of Hearts Stand Still
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07 Apr 2024
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A good read! Most likely abandoned.
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In another universe, Uchiha Ren arranges a marriage for his son and inadvertently changes the fate of the entire clan.
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An extremely self-indulgent slow burn Shisui/OC fic in which a woman reborn as a sickly Uchiha girl discovers that this Sharingan thing that everyone raves about isn’t a superpower, it’s a damned congenital disease. -
the bridge that always burns behind us by fencesit for karanguni
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Dec 2023
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They say the Sharingan makes the Uchiha. An old comrade at the end of the world gives this idiom a new meaning, and then Hatake Kakashi travels back in time to solve the wrongs of the past through the radical, untested method of not avoiding all of his problems.
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04 Apr 2024
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Her client either doesn't actually know the ninja's name or (equally likely) knows that ninja of this era despise introductions, but Sakura knows the name of her new coworker: Uchiha Madara is standing in front of her, wild-haired and distinctively relaxed, looking no older than her — not quite a teenager anymore, coming into his full adult height and broad shoulders, but much younger than he had looked during the Fourth War.
Seeing him is a literal nightmare come to life, but Sakura is a professional. She bows politely and does not let her hands tremble. "I look forward to working with you."
"Likewise," Madara says, perfectly polite and yet clearly not meaning it. Clearly dismissing her, because she's a young, pink-haired, civilian woman.
Well. She'll show him.
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There's a quote that comes to mind: “Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be.” If they'd been smart, the citizens of Konoha would have realized this. If you call a boy a monster, then a monster he shall be. Natsume has a head full of a past life's knowledge and the sinking realization that in this world, no one will step up to protect him and Naruto. So he learns to do it himself, even if it means staining his hands so Naruto can keep his clean.
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- Part 1 of and we change like seasons