Cesare

Cesare, also known as Almostnever



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    When Charles says, "It's stupid, but I think I'd miss kissing. Do you miss kissing?", what he actually meant to say was “You’re incredibly pretty and I hope you miss kissing so I can try to fix that for you right now, pretty please.”

    Or, Charles has wanted to kiss Edwin since the moment they met. It’s so unfortunate that Edwin is not interested.

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    02 Apr 2026

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  2. Rec 53

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    Edwin really didn't understand why Charles and Crystal were so distraught. He needed the bones for an elixir he was making. They all saw worse than a 100 year old skeleton on a weekly basis so why was this the straw that broke the camel's back?

    The fact that it's his skeleton shouldn't matter.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Let the record show that Crystal is full of good intentions, and it's not her fault that Edwin is as prickly as a porcupine and not even half as cute.

    Crystal and Edwin, after Port Townsend. Growing pains are had.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    The one with the Irish curse.

  4. Rec 53

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    “What are you doing?” Edwin demanded. “Crystal and Charles are in danger!”

    The Cat King titled his head. “So are you. You can’t just go running off into the woods like that. That disgusting little growth could be on any branch or rock or ugh, tree.”

    “Exactly!” Edwin said, putting as much heat into his words as he could muster. “Which is exactly why I need to go and warn Charles and Crystal about Monty’s betrayal and Esther’s trap.”

    “Not happening,” the Cat King said. He used one finger, the end of it almost looking more like a cat’s claw than a nail, to point at his wrist. “As long as that bracelet is on, you fall into my domain. And I’m not letting something of mine be taken by Esther.”

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    Aka the Cat King takes Edwin away during the forest scene to protect him from Esther's trap, leading Charles and Crystal to believe he died.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    “Fine, yes. I do think about it. Doing…that.”

    It’s not quite the risk that was “Charles, I’m in love with you” on the stairs ascending from Hell, but he still feels like rolling underneath the sofa to hide. He doesn’t even know what he’s asking for, not completely.

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    28 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "Edwin hadn’t understood the appeal of girls, but he’d loved his cousin’s car. Gold trim, canvas cabriolet, purring on a four-cylinder Henriod rotary-valve engine. Riding in that car with the top down may have been the last time while he was alive that Edwin truly believed the world had wonderous things in store for him."