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    [podfic] it's a new craze by , , for attheborder

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    09 Nov 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    Now in podfic form!

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    Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Nov 2025

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    This Endless Cycle by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Jul 2024

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    Harry Potter was born to be The Savior.

    Tom Riddle was destined to be The Dark Lord.

    And Draco Malfoy was always The Pawn.

    They fall into an endless cycle, unable to stray far from their predetermined paths. That is until Harry decides to sprinkle some chaos into the mix. He may end up right where he is meant to be in the end, but at least he had a little bit of fun doing it.

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    Harry tires of having his life decided for him. In his efforts to stray from his predetermined path, he finds himself in an entanglement with two men he was meant to despise. Together, they work to cut the strings of the great puppeteer who has controlled their destinies.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Harry Potter and the Art of Dying by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Mar 2026

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    What would any sane person do if their life is shitty and miserable? Commit suicide because no life no problem.

    Fortunately Harry is sane.

    And what would any sane person do when they find out they can’t cross to the afterlife because their soul is bound to undestroyable objects in the world of the living? Go back in time and make it everyone's problem.

    Fortunately Harry is sane.

    And what would a sane person do when they realise no one gives a single fuck about their well being and doesn’t see them as nothing but a war tool? Fuck shit up subtly, make plans to overthrow the government, make a list of the people you want dead and you will kill, collect the pieces of the most feared dark wizard’s soul just in case, commit war crimes on a daily basis, and get working on that killing list.

    Fortunately Harry is sane.

    Wait, that sounds wrong…

    Anyway, have I mentioned that Harry is utterly insane?

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    17 Jan 2025

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    For Want of a Nail by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Nov 2020

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    A story about The-Boy-Who-Lived, his connection to a certain Horcrux, his obscurial, his twin brother and his life in the house of Slytherin.

     

    My entry for this year's NaNoWriMo. Still a WIP, but I feel confident that I'll reach the goal.
    This is me playing around with some popular tropes that the HP fandom has

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    17 Jan 2025