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Damon has been hunting demons for years, ever since he got out on his own. It's a way of handling his own family history. But when he takes out the wrong demon nest, his half-brother Ash shows up to tell him that he's out of his league and he needs to stop. And Ash isn't going to take no for an answer.
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Bookmarked by Tennobait (Creature_In_The_Phone)
07 Jun 2026
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He Was Made For Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds by Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2019
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Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?
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- Part 1 of Into the Binghe Verse
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by Tennobait (Creature_In_The_Phone)
19 Apr 2026
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Fuck yes now i never have to google this fic again
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With the other Paladins lost to the wormhole and the Castle of Lions out of contact, Keith struggles to survive on a dying Lion. But his rescuer isn’t Shiro or Allura or even Lance: it’s the Galra, and Zarkon has plans for his new find.
Shiro/Keith and Keith/Zarkon
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- Part 1 of Between Shadows and Light
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"I am Logan, your new Peacekeeper," he said, with a bow more mocking than reverent. His eyes lingered on the few humans lounging by their master on the silk-framed bed, their own eyes glazed over in a state of mindless ecstasy. "I come with a gift for the incubus who holds such power over us feeble humans."
Derek's lips curl in amusement. Most of his Peacekeepers showed him respect whether they felt he deserved it or not, and those who didn't would simply have no choice when they joined his harem. It just so happened that the rude ones tended to bring the worst gifts.
He certainly would not mind this one meeting the same fate.
Bookmarked by Tennobait (Creature_In_The_Phone)
29 Aug 2025
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Vivify by stranglerfig
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2023
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Disciple Shen Jiu has been clawing his way to the top of Qing Jing Peak for a decade, to little result. He is reviled, spiritually stunted, and, above all, exhausted beyond measure. When a solo night hunt proves more dangerous than anticipated, Shen Jiu is saved from the brink of death by a snake demon with a strange offer: to spend his season with it and incubate its eggs, an ordeal that has the possibility of healing his long-damaged meridians.
In which Zhuzhi-lang is an instant simp for Shen Jiu, Shen Jiu can't believe he's agreed to any of this, and absolutely no one is going to fall in love because of an eggpreg sex marathon. Absolutely not.
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Bookmarked by Tennobait (Creature_In_The_Phone)
09 Sep 2024
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Scum Villain's Self Slutting System by TheMeep
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2026
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Okay, so Proud Immortal Demon Way was trash. Unapologetic primo garbage of the highest smut order! Garbage writing by trash for trash that clawed its way onto the number one spot despite all semblance of logic or braincells! It was the worst thing to happen to literature ever for every conceivable reason the biggest being that it made normies aware of what ABO was. That's already bad enough. Worse is being transmigrated into said smut novel and even worse than that is a system that tells you to enjoy yourself as you turn into an omega slut against your will!
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- Part 5 of Technically an Everyone Lives AU
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Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
07 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
" i want to have a sex scene every other paragraph but if i do that this will be 3x longer than the actual novel."
Do it 🍿
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“You sound like a mortal.” She said, with the faint glimmer of amusement in her eyes. Zagreus chortled too, but then fell silent. Nyx gave him a knowing look. “What is it, my child?”
“You said the curse is tied into my godhood, right? What if…” The words tasted unnatural in his mouth, a blasphemy before they could even take shape in the air. Zagreus coughed them out regardless. “What if I could shed my divinity? What if I became a mortal?”
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Or, despite being a god, Zagreus keeps running out of time. A "Zagreus Becomes Mortal" AU.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
04 Jul 2024
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A post-finale White Collar series, in which Neal comes back to New York and makes a life with Peter, Elizabeth and their son.
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Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
04 Jul 2024
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the scientific procedure of unholy matrimony by overgrownruins
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2023
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Shang Qinghua scrambles to cover herself further, but she can’t shake the feeling that she could wear a million modest layers and the mermaid’s gaze could still pierce through her. She gapes at the mermaid - surely just a creature, surely just a beast - waiting for it to move.
Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
20 Jun 2024
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kneading your achilles heel by cathedralight
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2024
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After lingering on his ankle, Shen Qingqiu grips Luo Binghe’s foot. Surely, then, his hand moves by some misfired impulse, for he starts to massage his foot with great care.
Luo Binghe goes, “Hngh,” but otherwise, he stays asleep.
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The Shortest Hades/Persephone AU Ever Made by Chewing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
07 Jan 2019
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Shen Qingqiu, the God of Death, takes Luo Binghe to his realm.
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- Part 2 of sv fairytale aus
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A Dark Charcuterie Board by todesesser
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2021
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Delicious, bite-sized morsels for Dark MXTX Month 2021
Ficlets and drabbles written for the daily prompts. These doves are very dead.
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- English
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- 47,163
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- 31/31
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Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
19 Feb 2024
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Do Not Drip by slutsavingsystem (Alu_la)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Oct 2022
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Shen Qingqiu knows something’s up with Luo Binghe the minute he walks through the door.
For one thing, his hair flows freely, waves glossy under the lamp lighting of their home. The first few buttons of his shirt are undone and his jade pendant is on display. Luo Binghe doesn’t even greet Shen Qingqiu after locking the door behind him...
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Bookmarked by Tennobait (Creature_In_The_Phone)
19 Feb 2024
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3 what the fuck is ‘Murder Mode Modules, Do Not Touch Except For Situations That Necessitate Lots Of Murder?'
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SecUnit 3 is a CombatUnit.
1.0 is not.
This is a surprise to them both.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
15 Nov 2023
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Leviathan may be smart, but sometimes he can be incredibly dense about his own feelings.
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- Part 7 of One-Word OTPs
Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
06 Nov 2023
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That's NOT A REAL TROPE you Hack Author! by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2022
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Written based on the May Trope Mayhem list from Duck Prints Press!
So. It turns out that Shang Qinghua was taking commissions on the side to write fanfiction of his own novel. Truly, his shamelessness knows no bounds, ect., ect., what else is new?! The problem is, now the System has found those stories, and shoved them in the middle of Shen Qingqiu's Happy Ever After!
It can't be too bad, though, right? It's not like Airplane-bro wasn't already abusing every trope known to man! Only... What trope is this supposed to be??? "Great Master" Airplane, bro, why are all these tropes wrong???
Did you... Did you seriously scam people out of their money without knowing what their requests meant?!
A story of tropes where all the tropes are wrong. Updates written daily through the month of May and posted with minimal editing!
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- 32/32
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Bookmarked by Tennobait (Creature_In_The_Phone)
06 Nov 2023
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DATA FILE: goodbye.txt (0.2 MB) by RoundedLoaf
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
26 Mar 2021
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Adya doesn't read the message immediately.
She's the first one up. Her team is exhausted and still recovering, but they're safe. And SecUnit is safe and whole, and she's going to make sure no one ever gets the chance to hurt it again.
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In which Dr. Mensah realizes she deeply screwed up.
Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
12 Apr 2021
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Dealing with the Darksaber by Peppermint_Shamrock
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Dec 2020
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After her recovery, Bo-Katan contacts Din to challenge him for the darksaber.
Din is still very much not interested in the whole affair.
Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
15 Mar 2021
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“Find one of your brothers. Or someone from another school. Write to Yen, if you have to.” Jaskier reached out across the table, and suddenly his hand was wrapped around Geralt’s. It was warm, even through the thick leather of Geralt’s glove. “Geralt,” he said, nearly pleading. “Don’t do this.”
Geralt picks up a contract for what appears to be a nest of bruxae. Despite Jaskier pleading with him not to go - claiming it’s too dangerous - Geralt searches for the creatures that have been terrorising the city. But when he finds them, it becomes clear that something else has gotten to them first.
Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
10 Mar 2021
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Only Stiles could go visit colleges for a weekend and come back to Beacon Hills as a newly turned sex demon. A really hungry sex demon.
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Bookmarked by Creature_In_The_Phone
09 Feb 2021