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New to treasure-hunting, Stede enlists veteran treasure-hunter Blackbeard on a voyage to find the jackpot of a lifetime on an uncharted island. Once there, they find a fantastical island teeming with unexpected flora and fauna.
Will they succeed at finding their quarry? Will Ed find a way to shed his Blackbeard persona? And what is that giant pitcher plant doing walking around? One thing's for certain, this adventure will change their lives forever!
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AUbot said: It’s a long, long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away in a Boston AU, and unexpectedly, the vibe in feisty. Stede and a Burly Ed rediscover each other hiding from bears. The moon disappears from the sky, which is sort of surprising. Steak Knife and Auntie are there, visiting family.
And this plot ideas came to me immediately.
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Jeffrey sits atop a boulder in the beachgrass and feels the warm evening breeze tickle the back of his neck and caress his face. He closes his eyes and breathes deep, filling his lungs with fresh salty air, expelling all of the days’ worries out with the exhale. He’s just about to hoist himself up to turn back to his cottage for the night when he sees it---
There’s a dark shape in the water. Jeffrey stills and watches the waves bring it closer. It looks almost like a boat, he thinks, but it’s hard to tell in the low light. There’s something lumpy in the middle, and he can’t make out any oars.
__________Jeffrey meets a handsome stranger, who quite literally floats into his arms!
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Prompt: Welcome to the rideshare world, where Ed is a werewolf. When he finds himself left to clean up a mess, it’s only the slightly stoned stranger who can help. Ivan and Fang is there, too, texting the crew everything.
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A fun, short slice of what I'm imagining could be a much bigger story <3
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Based on the prompt:
Welcome to the knitting world, where Stede is tranquil. When he finds himself embarrassed, it's only the confused stranger who can keep disaster from happening. Mary Read is there, too, monitoring the situation.
It's short and silly <3
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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By the time they made it out of the crush of traffic fleeing the airport, there was exactly one hotel room left in the entire city—and they took it, because what other choice did they have?
Ed’s secret crush on his best friend Stede is put to the test when they’re stranded in a hotel room together, with a weird bathroom and only one bed.
Bookmarked by Deanbird
30 Oct 2025
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love me different by smallestchurch for ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Oct 2025
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It's fine that he's married—until it isn't. So Ed takes off on a train for points west to collect himself, and collect wisdom from some old friends, sending dispatches back home to Ma in the form of pithy postcards he finds along the way.
Basically: sometimes you have to leave just so you can come home again.
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one thousand years ago, Lis/Ghostalservice won a fic commission from me as part of Our Flag Means Pride's fundraiser. i wish i had written this faster, but time makes fools of us all. i adore you, you make me laugh every day. i hope you like these words about trains and postcards. xoxoxox
big BIG thanks to KnivesInFeet and @tightenupmate for the thoughtful and speedy beta!
Bookmarked by Deanbird
24 Oct 2025
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it all comes back to the rain.
Bookmarked by Deanbird
08 Oct 2025
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you're waking meadows in my mind by raspberryseashanty
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
21 Feb 2023
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The first time it happens, Anton can blame it on the adrenaline.
Alternate title: 5 times Anton & Viago 'accidentally' share a moment of intimacy, and 1 time they do it on purpose.
Bookmarked by Deanbird
23 Sep 2025
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Edward Teach has always loved sucking cock, sorta his whole damn thing, so when he gets a marketing research offer to try out flavored condoms he's all in. Only downside? His boyfriend doesn't agree and breaks up with him, thankfully they're willing to offer him a test subject. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 13 of Twitfics/Skyfics
Bookmarked by Deanbird
14 Sep 2025